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Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:21 pm
by Screw_Michigan
How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?
She’ll get Cooter’s vote.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:00 pm
by jiminphilly
Screw_Michigan wrote: Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?
G-Money for 3!

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:13 pm
by Mikey
Real Housewives will probably be more inclined to vote for her.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:32 pm
by ChargerMike
...who cares? last I checked she wasn't running.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:47 pm
by Tom In VA
She went back though.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:39 pm
by Sirfindafold
Of course a mouth breathing liberal would ask such a stupid question. let me try to explain it in simple terms:

Since most all Democrats suck black cock (literally and figuratively), she would kick BHO's socialist ass in a run-off.

Dennis Kucinich would receive more votes in the Republican Primary.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:26 am
by R-Jack
Unless Glen Rice was able to shoot it in her mouth from the perimeter with a bedpost in his face, who gives a fuck?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:40 am
by Truman
*Whew! Now THERE's a relief.

Thought for a moment that an actual accredited journalist posted this topic.

But to address your query...

No can do. NOBODY understands your obsession with black cock. Much less Glen Rice.

Die in a semi-trailer jackknife full of "Going Rogue" paperbacks...

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:54 am
by Bizzarofelice
so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?


please give details and tell it slowly.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:22 am
by poptart
Bace wrote:so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?


please give details and tell it slowly.
Palin likes black cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:35 am
by Bizzarofelice
poptart wrote:
Bace wrote:so what's the story about Sarah and black cock?


please give details and tell it slowly.
Palin likes black cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.
HA! THAT'LL TEACH THAT LADY WHO MAKES MORE THAN ALL OF US COMBINED TO VENTURE INTO OUR SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERWEBS!!!!

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:12 am
by Y2K
88 wrote:Imagine a radiator hose being pushed into a corned beef on white toast, repeatedly. Hold the mayo?
Rack it

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:09 pm
by Screw_Michigan
ChargerMike wrote:...who cares? last I checked she wasn't running.
Said who?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:10 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Truman wrote:actual accredited journalist
There aren't licenses for reporting, idiot.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:10 pm
by Screw_Michigan
poptart wrote:Palin likes balck cock.

Translation: She was run from the board without even registering.
Tart gets it.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:42 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Truman wrote:actual accredited journalist
There aren't licenses for reporting, idiot.

As evidenced by you teeing that one up so high.

And when did Palin make the jump from being a "corporatist neocon" to a "conservative"? I must have missed the memo.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:54 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dinsdale wrote:And when did Palin make the jump from being a "corporatist neocon" to a "conservative"? I must have missed the memo.
Obviously your strengths in bullshitting don't convert over to reading comprehension. Please point out where I called Palin a conservative?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:04 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Obviously your strengths in bullshitting don't convert over to reading comprehension. Please point out where I called Palin a conservative?
You very strongly implied it.

Unless you actually meant to ask people of a different political persuasion about an opposing cabdidate...

In which case, you could have said "Liberals, please explain this for me," or "People with purple hair, please explian this for me."


Nice attempt at trying to distance yourself from your stupidity, but there's the rub -- you're stupid, therefore you're not smart enough to wiggle out of saying something stupid.

The failure here is most certainly not my "reading comprehension" (the battle cry of people who say glaringly stupid shit on the interwebs), but rather your ignorance of what a "conservative" is.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:How will it go over in "Real America" now that its hero, Sarah Palin, is known for having a penchant for balck cock?
I’m sure it would have gone over swimmingly at Casa de Screwball if she was found to have a balck cock.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:32 pm
by Tom In VA
Hi Screw Michigan, how are you today ?

I hope you're doing well in DC.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:34 pm
by Dinsdale
Tom In VA wrote:I hope you're doing well in DC.

Wait... Screwed is in DC?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:37 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Doin' great, Tom. At least better than this dude:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/bus ... story.html

Dipshitdale, more like the R&M.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:42 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Rack Lupica...for once. But he's off on one take. Palin's truest talents aren't looking good and being famous. It's being a brutish, moronic hypocrite that appeals to America's basest instincts...and looking good.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:26 pm
by bradhusker
no one cares if she likes balck cock, that in and of itself wont make people not vote for you. Look at bill clinton? Once folks found out that he had a taste for balck pussy, his vote count quadrupled overnight.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:37 pm
by Screw_Michigan
bradhusker wrote:no one cares if she likes balck cock, that in and of itself wont make people not vote for you. Look at bill clinton? Once folks found out that he had a taste for balck pussy, his vote count quadrupled overnight.
Public perception's a little different when you turn the scenario around. Dumbfuck.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:04 am
by Tom In VA
Hey Screw, have a good weekend. Enjoy the night life in D.C.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:35 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:Her appearance and the tone of her voice are the primary reasons why she is unelectable.

She became unelectable a long time ago.

What's remarkable now, is that she is no longer considered a "king maker".

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 am
by Bizzarofelice
Martyred wrote:
88 wrote:Her appearance and the tone of her voice are the primary reasons why she is unelectable.

She became unelectable a long time ago.

What's remarkable now, is that she is no longer considered a "king maker".

understandable considering the last thing she made came out retarded

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:38 am
by Carson
You have no friends.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:39 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You mean her Down Syndrome grandchild?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:51 am
by Tom In VA
Well that's mighty unkind.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:19 am
by smackaholic
Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.
fag.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:25 am
by Bizzarofelice
smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.
fag.
you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:28 am
by smackaholic
Bizzarofelice wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Her manner of speaking/accent makes her extremely unattractive.
fag.
you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?
uhhhh, yeah. don't you?

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:37 am
by Bizzarofelice
smackaholic wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote: you wanna be some big black buck's sloppy seconds and give it to Palin?
uhhhh, yeah. don't you?

I'm afraid fucking a chick who loves black cock will adversely effect my credit rating.

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:38 am
by Bizzarofelice
affect

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:25 am
by Mikey
æffect

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:31 am
by Bizzarofelice
Mikey wrote:æffect


WHOAHEIL!!!

Re: Conservatives, please explain this for me

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:53 am
by Screw_Michigan
Bizzarofelice wrote:I'm afraid fucking a chick who loves black cock will adversely effect my credit rating.
Now THAT is more forward thinking than any of her hard-up, half-cocked voter base, personified by none other better than Suckaholic, could get behind. It's a matter of personal responsibility.