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http://hundredpushups.com/index.html

I tried this program before and fell off the wagon during week 3. FWIW, I am under 40/Rank 3 to start. My last time out I managed just over 25 in the post week 2 test.

Push ups?

Only 100? :?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Only 100? :?

I'm pretty sure the demographics of this board lean closer to old fat fucks so I'm thinking the avg number of pushups most of the members of this board can do is *10.





*influenced by lie-curve of 5.

Well guys, I just took the test and I am happy to report that I did 33.


Sin,
smackaholic

jiminphilly wrote:How many pushups can you do?

Just about a pallet load.

Sincerely,

shutyomouth

3 sets of 140 each.

This thread should be retitled - How many dicks can you suck?

I hope Python kicks your ass for that, wags

Cuda wrote:I hope Python kicks your ass for that, wags

Your shit troll has interweeb muscles?

90-100.

Cicero wrote:90-100.

That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Cicero wrote:90-100.

That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.

You have a rapist's wit.

depends on how picky you want to be. if you wanna see some pitiful pushups, watch a bunch of navy reservists do their twice a year PFT. my old CO was in pretty decent shape. he could prolly bang out 50 good ones, but, that fukker did a kind of wave thing. typical nuke, using physics to figure out the most efficient way to do a pushup. of everyone i saw doing them, maybe 10% did what i would call respectable pushups.

i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.

smackaholic wrote: i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.

I'm surprised you didn't say "one-armed pushups", Mr. 33/33.

Martyred wrote:

smackaholic wrote: i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.

I'm surprised you didn't say "one-armed pushups", Mr. 33/33.

I thought it was understood that all really good pushups are one armed. I could prolly do like 400 2 armed ones.

You don't have to lie to impress people.

Well...in your case, you probably do.

smackaholic wrote: I thought it was understood that all really good pushups are one armed. I could prolly do like 400 2 armed ones.

Die in a fire.



A warm, cozy, crackling fire...my dear, dear old friend. Take care.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You don't have to lie to impress people.

Well...in your case, you probably do.

Does make it easier sometimes.

Goober McTuber wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:How many pushups can you do?

Just about a pallet load.

Sincerely,

shutyomouth

Flintstones push-ups were the shiznit...

Cicero wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Cicero wrote:90-100.

That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.

You have a rapist's wit.

You have shit for brains.

I can eat 50 eggs.

Python wrote:I can eat 50 eggs.

Burt Reynolds may have been in prison, but ucunt wants to be in the hole Boss.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Python wrote:I can eat 50 eggs.

Burt Reynolds may have been in prison, but ucunt wants to be in the hole Boss.

What the fuck kind of brain injury did you suffer?

Sorry Gobbles, it was Paul Newman.

Atomic Punk wrote:Sorry Gobbles, it was Paul Newman.

The question still stands.

Goober McTuber wrote: The question still stands.

BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!

Python wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: The question still stands.

BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!

You are easily amused by an idiot. Good for you bro!

Tell you what Python, if you give me a P.O. Box addy, I'll mail you a 4x4 block of wood for your amusement. Here is the instruction manual in advance: You place the block of wood on any stable surface within eyesight and you just look at it. After 5 seconds you'll just start laughing! Are you down?

Atomic Punk wrote:Tell you what Python, if you give me a P.O. Box addy, I'll mail you a 4x4 block of wood for your amusement. Here is the instruction manual in advance: You place the block of wood on any stable surface within eyesight and you just look at it. After 5 seconds you'll just start laughing!

You’re going to paste some of your bathroom pictures on each surface of that block of wood, aren't you? I see you working.

Another day, another AP self-immolation. :yawn:

It took him over an hour to come up with that?

jim, are you going to try it again? Was it difficult? Why did you fall off in week 3?

I'm going to try that. Not good at push ups at all, but I'll do the girl push ups.

I do 4 sets of 50 pretty much every day. I don't think I've ever done more than 75 consecutively.

trev wrote:....but I'll do the girl push ups.

oh.....................god.............................

Python wrote:It took him over an hour to come up with that?

It only took him about 15 minutes. The rest of the time was needed to sober up just enough to move the mouse and click Submit.

trev wrote:I'm going to try that. Not good at push ups at all, but I'll do the girl push ups.

I'll help, trev. Call me.

Rack page 2 of the "How many dicks can you suck?" thread.

Next up: How many times can you jerkoff in one day?

It's cumming.

I do sets of 50

War Wagon wrote:Next up: How many times can you jerkoff in one day?

Noooo, close. Forty-one times. Now on to final Jeopardy.



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