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How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:45 am
by jiminphilly
http://hundredpushups.com/index.html

I tried this program before and fell off the wagon during week 3. FWIW, I am under 40/Rank 3 to start. My last time out I managed just over 25 in the post week 2 test.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:54 am
by Mikey
Push ups?


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Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:57 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Only 100? :?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:20 am
by jiminphilly
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Only 100? :?
I'm pretty sure the demographics of this board lean closer to old fat fucks so I'm thinking the avg number of pushups most of the members of this board can do is *10.





*influenced by lie-curve of 5.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:47 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Well guys, I just took the test and I am happy to report that I did 33.


Sin,
smackaholic

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:07 am
by Goober McTuber
jiminphilly wrote:How many pushups can you do?
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Just about a pallet load.

Sincerely,

shutyomouth

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:49 pm
by Python
3 sets of 140 each.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:51 pm
by War Wagon
This thread should be retitled - How many dicks can you suck?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:53 pm
by Cuda
I hope Python kicks your ass for that, wags

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:05 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Cuda wrote:I hope Python kicks your ass for that, wags
Your shit troll has interweeb muscles?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:24 pm
by Cicero
90-100.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Cicero wrote:90-100.
That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:36 pm
by Cicero
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:90-100.
That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.
You have a rapist's wit.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:25 pm
by smackaholic
depends on how picky you want to be. if you wanna see some pitiful pushups, watch a bunch of navy reservists do their twice a year PFT. my old CO was in pretty decent shape. he could prolly bang out 50 good ones, but, that fukker did a kind of wave thing. typical nuke, using physics to figure out the most efficient way to do a pushup. of everyone i saw doing them, maybe 10% did what i would call respectable pushups.

i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote: i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.
I'm surprised you didn't say "one-armed pushups", Mr. 33/33.

:meds:

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:53 pm
by smackaholic
Martyred wrote:
smackaholic wrote: i usually do around 60, halfway decent. could probably do 40 really good ones.
I'm surprised you didn't say "one-armed pushups", Mr. 33/33.

:meds:
I thought it was understood that all really good pushups are one armed. I could prolly do like 400 2 armed ones.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:57 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You don't have to lie to impress people.

Well...in your case, you probably do.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote: I thought it was understood that all really good pushups are one armed. I could prolly do like 400 2 armed ones.
Die in a fire.



A warm, cozy, crackling fire...my dear, dear old friend. Take care.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:14 am
by smackaholic
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You don't have to lie to impress people.

Well...in your case, you probably do.
Does make it easier sometimes.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:09 am
by Shoalzie
Goober McTuber wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:How many pushups can you do?
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Just about a pallet load.

Sincerely,

shutyomouth

Flintstones push-ups were the shiznit...

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:36 am
by Goober McTuber
Cicero wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cicero wrote:90-100.
That was just a suggestion from Whitey. The thread didn't actually get retitled.
You have a rapist's wit.
You have shit for brains.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:44 pm
by Python
I can eat 50 eggs.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:05 pm
by Atomic Punk
Python wrote:I can eat 50 eggs.
Burt Reynolds may have been in prison, but ucunt wants to be in the hole Boss.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:07 pm
by Goober McTuber
Atomic Punk wrote:
Python wrote:I can eat 50 eggs.
Burt Reynolds may have been in prison, but ucunt wants to be in the hole Boss.
What the fuck kind of brain injury did you suffer?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:20 pm
by Atomic Punk
Sorry Gobbles, it was Paul Newman.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:45 pm
by Goober McTuber
Atomic Punk wrote:Sorry Gobbles, it was Paul Newman.
The question still stands.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:57 pm
by Python
Goober McTuber wrote: The question still stands.
BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:13 pm
by Atomic Punk
Python wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: The question still stands.
BBBWWWAAAHHHAAA!!!
You are easily amused by an idiot. Good for you bro!

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:24 pm
by Atomic Punk
Tell you what Python, if you give me a P.O. Box addy, I'll mail you a 4x4 block of wood for your amusement. Here is the instruction manual in advance: You place the block of wood on any stable surface within eyesight and you just look at it. After 5 seconds you'll just start laughing! Are you down?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
Atomic Punk wrote:Tell you what Python, if you give me a P.O. Box addy, I'll mail you a 4x4 block of wood for your amusement. Here is the instruction manual in advance: You place the block of wood on any stable surface within eyesight and you just look at it. After 5 seconds you'll just start laughing!
You’re going to paste some of your bathroom pictures on each surface of that block of wood, aren't you? I see you working.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:53 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Another day, another AP self-immolation. :yawn:

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:15 pm
by Python
It took him over an hour to come up with that?

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:27 pm
by trev
jim, are you going to try it again? Was it difficult? Why did you fall off in week 3?

I'm going to try that. Not good at push ups at all, but I'll do the girl push ups.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:21 am
by PSUFAN
I do 4 sets of 50 pretty much every day. I don't think I've ever done more than 75 consecutively.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:11 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev wrote:....but I'll do the girl push ups.






oh.....................god.............................

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:37 am
by Cuda
Python wrote:It took him over an hour to come up with that?
It only took him about 15 minutes. The rest of the time was needed to sober up just enough to move the mouse and click Submit.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:45 am
by mvscal
trev wrote:I'm going to try that. Not good at push ups at all, but I'll do the girl push ups.
I'll help, trev. Call me.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:26 am
by War Wagon
Rack page 2 of the "How many dicks can you suck?" thread.

Next up: How many times can you jerkoff in one day?

It's cumming.

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:42 am
by upstart
I do sets of 50

Re: How many pushups can you do?

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:08 am
by mvscal
War Wagon wrote:Next up: How many times can you jerkoff in one day?
Noooo, close. Forty-one times. Now on to final Jeopardy.

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