It's embarassing confession time.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:18 pm

I still wear the wolf t-shirt from my white trash halloween costume.

I like to wear it at the gym. It's great. I guess that people don't know if I'm being ironic or if I really dig the shirt and they dare not approach me to find out. Since I don't like to socialize at the gym, I see it as a win.

So besides that and having to shave my dick, that's all I got. What about you?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:47 pm

R-Jack wrote:So besides that and having to shave my dick, that's all I got. What about you?

I’d just as soon shave my own dick, thank you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:49 pm

Do the two of you shave your taint, porn star style?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:51 pm

To be honest, Whitey, shaving is for poseurs. Brazilian waxing is the way to go.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:39 pm

You people shock me.

None of you think the wolf shirt is odd? Really?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:55 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:To be honest, Whitey, shaving is for poseurs. Brazilian waxing is the way to go.

I prefer you'd Lie.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:You people shock me.

None of you think the wolf shirt is odd? Really?

The wolf shirt, not so much. Being a Simpsons fan, yes.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:01 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:To be honest, Whitey, shaving is for poseurs. Brazilian waxing is the way to go.
I prefer you'd Lie.

Hey, it's not like we're married.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:04 pm

R-Jack wrote:I still wear the wolf t-shirt from my white trash halloween costume.

I like to wear it at the gym. It's great. I guess that people don't know if I'm being ironic or if I really dig the shirt and they dare not approach me to find out. Since I don't like to socialize at the gym, I see it as a win.

So besides that and having to shave my dick, that's all I got. What about you?

I'd be more embarrassed over the shitty couch you sat on while filming your video.

Jsc810 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:and having to shave my dick
WTF? Why would you want to do that?

Why would you have to do that?

Some of us still have sex with women Jsc.

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:18 pm

Roach wrote: not you guy's dirty shaved dicks.

Mine's clean. You still wantum pictures?

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:12 pm

Jsc810 wrote:It ain't something that straight guys do, at least not here in Louisiana.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:19 pm

Jsc810 wrote: Being an old fart, I've probably had sex with more women than you have.

And not one of them ever asked me to shave my junk.

Understandable. It's the closest thing they have to dental floss.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:21 pm

Jsc810 wrote:It ain't something that straight guys do, at least not here in Louisiana.

Did you conduct some sort of junk survey? Or have you inspected every 'straight' cock in the state?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:24 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Some of us still have sex with women Jsc.
Being an old fart, I've probably had sex with more women than you have.

And not one of them ever asked me to shave my junk.

Crotch shaving is something that women do. And I guess some queers do it too.

It ain't something that straight guys do, at least not here in Louisiana.

Well, I’m probably almost as old as you. I’ve probably had sex with more women than you have, partly because I was in my mid-30s before I settled into a long-term monogamous relationship, partly because I have mad game, and partly because of my Sam Elliot good looks.

No woman ever asked me to shave my junk, but a good many of them seemed quite pleased with the concept. For me, it’s a clean comfortable feeling. But shaving causes the hairs to get coarser and it is a bit irritating as it grows out, chafing in your boxers and what not.

Waxing actually damages the roots. That’s a good thing. After a number of treatments by a good esthetician, the hair gets quite a bit finer and quite a bit more sparse. You don’t even notice it as it grows out, and a waxing is good for 5-6 weeks. Shaving was about a week, tops.

And there’s nothing inherently bad about a sweet young thing tenderly moving your shaft about as she clears the random vegetation.

There’s my confession, and I’m not the least bit embarrassed.

Python · Post by **Python** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:31 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m not the least bit embarrassed.

Please stop posting.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:35 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Some of us still have sex with women Jsc.
Being an old fart, I've probably had sex with more women than you have.

And not one of them ever asked me to shave my junk.

Crotch shaving is something that women do. And I guess some queers do it too.

It ain't something that straight guys do, at least not here in Louisiana.

How many abortions does that equate too? You probably have me beat there too.
As Goober said, it's not about doing what is asked, it's the excited look on her face when she's found the python without having to use a machete.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:37 pm

Check.

Goobs and Jimbo waxing their ~~bikini~~ thong lines has been permanently etched into T1B lore.

Sometimes it's better to lie thru your teeth.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:To be honest, Whitey, shaving is for poseurs. Brazilian waxing is the way to go.

Pull your skirt down, your homo is showing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:43 pm

War Wagon wrote:Check.

Goobs and Jimbo waxing their ~~bikini~~ thong lines has been permanently etched into T1B lore.

Sometimes it's better to lie thru your teeth.

It’s not a bikini wax, Whitey. It’s a Brazilian. A bikini wax is like trimming your hedges. A Brazillian is like ripping out your entire yard one square foot at a time.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:45 pm

Sounds painful. Why do you submit yourself to that?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:48 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Sounds painful. Why do you submit yourself to that?

It’s really not all that painful. I think it hurts more to rip a band-aid off of my forearm.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:49 pm

R-Jack wrote:I still wear the wolf t-shirt from my white trash halloween costume.

I like to wear it at the gym. It's great. I guess that people don't know if I'm being ironic or if I really dig the shirt and they dare not approach me to find out. Since I don't like to socialize at the gym, I see it as a win.

So besides that and having to shave my dick, that's all I got. What about you?

Like, the actual shaft?

I'm BOTHERED by the wolf shirt. I'd be DISTURBED if they were unicorns.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:52 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:It's embarassing confession time.

It turns me on to act like a kitty cat.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:55 pm

jiminphilly wrote:it's the excited look on her face when she's found the python without having to use a machete.

If it can truly be characterized as a python, there shouldn't be a problem on her part with it hiding in the jungle. If that's an issue, be careful with that razor. Must suck to have a johnson that could get clipped with the short curlies.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:19 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I'm an LA Kings fan

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:28 pm

You motherfucker.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:54 pm

Jesus,
I just opened up a discussion about t-shirts and a KC Chiefs game broke out.

But since you pole ticklers decided to hijack this thing....

Ana Ng wrote:Like, the actual shaft?

ding ding ding.

I see no point in shaving from the giblets to the assthatch, but there's something about pubic hair on the porksword that I doesn't seem right to me. it ain't a vanity or fear of body hair thing. I don't know if any woman wants to deal with pubes halfway up the dude's shaft. I started doing it after some prissy bitch I was with complained about it. She said she wouldn't go down on me anymore because she thought that pubic hair in her mouth was "unsainitary". I told her that was an odd thing to say since she was obviously cool with trace ammounts of my urine coating her esophagus. Even though that relationship fizzled out as soon as those words left my piss-free mouth, which is more than I can say for her, there was some truth in her squeemishness.

I hope you guys don't have to deal with this, but if you do..........use your wife's razors. Just trust me.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:08 pm

I use Nair cream. Apply it on the elephant skin bean bags and slightly up my shaft, let it sit for a few minutes, then wash hair off. My junk is smooth as glass.

Most embarassing confession???

I listen to ke$ha and katy perry

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:16 pm

Ana Ng wrote:It turns me on to act like a kitty cat.

Huh. I nailed some skank I picked up a bar one night and she meowed through the whole thing. So, you mean... like that? The whole time, I was waiting for her to lick her pussy... but it never happened. I never saw her again either.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:26 pm

Full on manbush isn't cool, but neither is waxing/completely shaving your junk. Why in the fuck would a grown man want the genitals of an 11 year old boy?

The key is to lightly manscape with scissors and/or a trimmer. Just take it down a little bit. You gotta let your shit breathe, especially in the dog days of summer. Not only is it much more comfortable, but women under the age of 103 tend to like it as well.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Full on manbush isn't cool, but neither is waxing/completely shaving your junk. Why in the fuck would a grown man want the genitals of an 11 year old boy?

Perhaps removing all of the hair makes your genitals resemble those of an 11-year-old. Some of us are a bit better equipped. On a positive note, you’ll probably get a complementary razor along with a photo request from Diego.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:32 pm

Roach wrote:Pictures.

Of the wolf shirt,

now sans sleeves

It was easily the white-trashiest one I could find.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:24 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:It turns me on to act like a kitty cat.
Huh. I nailed some skank I picked up a bar one night and she meowed through the whole thing. So, you mean... like that?

Ya. Wull, like....I purr and rub up against things too. Been known to bat at things if they dangle in front of me as well.

The thing is, I like to be TREATED like a cat (save your litterbox, shot in the ass with rock salt, run over by your vehicle, etc. e-mails clones, because I'm not reading them) too. Pounced on, bitten on the back of the neck, etc.

Embarrassing.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:59 pm

This thread makes me miss Waitman Wade Barron.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:14 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Perhaps removing all of the hair makes your genitals resemble those of an 11-year-old. Some of us are a bit better equipped. On a positive note, you’ll probably get a complementary razor along with a photo request from Diego.

Cock waxing themed IKYABWAI? Now I've seen it all.

"Equipment" has nothing to do with my analogy. A completely hairless dong and coin purse is prepubescent in nature. On a positive note, you'd probably get a complementary hand job from this guy:

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:38 pm

I will agree with Mgo here. I don't appreciate someone as smooth as me rubbing up against me.

I'm not a big fan of super soft hands, either. I guess I kinda like my blue collar guys....or at least a dude that can fix something that isn't a PC.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:11 am

Papa Willie wrote:The OL does shaves me from time to time. If she likes it and it's gonna get my dick sucked, why should it be a big deal?

I thought your wife left you and was now getting pounded by an array of balck dudes? :?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:19 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Perhaps removing all of the hair makes your genitals resemble those of an 11-year-old. Some of us are a bit better equipped. On a positive note, you’ll probably get a complementary razor along with a photo request from Diego.
Cock waxing themed IKYABWAI? Now I've seen it all.

My kit in no way resembles a child's. The only way this thread translates to IKYABWAI is if you were trying to picture it as such. Have fun with that.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:28 am

Ana Ng wrote: The thing is, I like to be TREATED like a cat.

You incorrigible slut.

Why 7 or more waxed dicks haven't pounced on this bait shows we must be getting wise to your coy, wily ways.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:50 am

War Wagon wrote: You incorrigible slut.

Very nice, Whitey.