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Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:34 pm
by Dinsdale
Apparently, reports of BRoy's demise were slightly exaggerated.


Our franchise player grows huge nuts in the 4th... Dork Bigbitchski cries to the refs (which sadly, isn't a bad strategy in the NBA).


Another season, another 1st round exit for Dork The Pussy.


Eat a dick, Jason Terry.


BTW -- how beautifully fitting is it that Tyson WHAAAmbler plays for Dallas now? It's the state that's the natural home for crybaby 7-footers -- YAO, Dork, Timmy, and now Chandler?


Jeebus, the refs would contemplate poking out their eardrums with icepicks if they had to work in Texas full-time.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:43 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Any day Mark Cuban gets cunt-punted is a great day. No wonder all his players are whiners, they take after him.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:15 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:Any day Mark Cuban gets cunt-punted is a great day. No wonder all his players are whiners, they take after him.

Speaking of...

word on the street from the folks in the expensive seats is that the whole "I got hit in the face by a thrown object" deal is a fabrication.


Ain't how Blazerfan rolls. On the veryveryvery rare occasions that anyone has ever thrown anything in the RG, security isn't the the problem -- the nearby fans issuing a prompt asskicking is the problem. Doesn't really ever happen in our house... shit's seriously frowned on here.


Wouldn't put it past Cuban to make something up to get the spotlight back on himself.


He's a major douche.


But in case you missed it -- Brandon just engineered the (tied-for) greatest 4th quarter comeback in playoff history. Dude looked like Old Roy, yet Carslile decided he didn't need to double team, even though no one else on the squad could make a shot. I guess that's why we didn't promote him to HC, and showed him the door along with PJ.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:57 pm
by War Wagon
Dinsdale wrote: Another season, another 1st round exit for Dork The Pussy.
I had to check to make sure that the series was still tied 2-2. Yep, but to read this thread you'd think the Mavs got swept. Guess I'll have to watch tonight as the German probably goes for 30.

Oh, and fuck the NBA and TNT for scheduling the Thunder for a 9:30 CST time tip-off. That's messed up.

But I'm glad you'll get to watch it, Dins. Be sure to let me know how Durant does, as you drool with envy and remorse over what your team could've had.

Clowning you over that will never get old.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
The series isn't over? Fuck you, Dins.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:48 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Another season, another 1st round exit for Dork The Pussy.
I had to check to make sure that the series was still tied 2-2. Yep, but to read this thread you'd think the Mavs got swept. Guess I'll have to watch tonight as the German probably goes for 30.

Oh, and fuck the NBA and TNT for scheduling the Thunder for a 9:30 CST time tip-off. That's messed up.

But I'm glad you'll get to watch it, Dins. Be sure to let me know how Durant does, as you drool with envy and remorse over what your team could've had.

Clowning you over that will never get old.
Just wait till next year when Greg Oden is healthy. Rip City.

Sincerely,

Dinsdale

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:02 am
by Dinsdale
While Urant is a scoring freaking machine (as is anyone who lines up on the other side of the ball from him... I've mentione it before -- the net time an opposing 3 shoots under 50% against the Blunder will be the first time)...ts

The Zers made the smart pick.

I'll help you tards out -- if you wanna give me crap about Blaer draft picks, maybe you should focus on Martell Webster over both Derron Williams (bitch) and Chris Paul (bigger bitch).


Stern really wants the 7-game revenue out of this series. Bet the rent on the Blazers getting all the whistle love thursday. Game 7 will feature 28 free throws by Dork, some of which will come when no one is within 3 feet of him, and once Stern checks his stats and realizes that Dallas is a much larger media market than Portland, and that Portland fans show up win or lose, and Dallas is a bandwagon, he'll pick up the Red Phone on his desk and ensure a Mavs victory in the final minute.


Although... so far, BRoy is America's Sweetheart in the playoffs. Maybe Satan Stern will go out on a limb and let him win.


Fuck Stern.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:40 am
by War Wagon
Better a drunken, slobbering reply than none at all I always say. I was wondering when you were going to show back up.

Re: Suck it, Mavs

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:46 am
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:While Urant is a scoring freaking machine (as is anyone who lines up on the other side of the ball from him... I've mentione it before -- the net time an opposing 3 shoots under 50% against the Blunder will be the first time)...ts
You mean like the game before when the Nuggets' starter at the 3 position went 6-13 and his backup went 0-4?

Oh, or maybe the game before that when they went a combined 2-10?

Quit clowning yourself already.