Tonight on Leno...

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:34 am

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/episode-guide/

...and might I add.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:58 am

If he doesn't, to fuck with him.

Slap a scarlet L on his forehead.

Do NOT screw this up, Jess.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:59 am

Unbefuckinglievable.

Jess the Rookie.

Superstar.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:22 am

I hope JSC remembered to set his vcr.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:31 am

He mentioned every site BUT this one.

That's actually a good thing...

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:16 am

Carson wrote:He mentioned every site BUT this one.

Epic FAIL!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:38 pm

The interview.

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/vid ... 11/1319749

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:52 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:The interview.

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/vid ... 11/1319749

Wow, he should have been in the background there, as well.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:02 pm

you would think being a famous extra, he'd have some groupie action going by now, but, from the sounds of it, he's still a virgin.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:27 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Rack Jess, dude is living his dream.

And yours.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:23 pm

$139 an hour to do absolutely nothing? Sign me up.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:26 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:$139 an hour to do absolutely nothing? Sign me up.

And how many hours a month does he work?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:29 pm

Well, I'd have to imagine the "world's greatest extra" is getting a decent amount of hours...as far as extras go. I've never been on a movie set but from what I've heard there's a lot of standin' around and nothin-doin' for long periods of time. Plus Jess mentioned something about getting overtime. Which is good because I'd imagine L.A. hookers are pricey.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:52 pm

I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:04 am

poptart wrote:I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?

That's a little more like it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:05 am

Did he? I guess I couldn't tell through all the nervous stammering and stuttering. That would seem a lot more reasonable.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:58 am

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:I think he said he gets paid $139 for 8 hours of work, didn't he?
That's a little more like it.

Yes, they're not going to pay Jess $139 an hour because nobody is going to those lame movies for the purpose of seeing that fat, goofy slap.

Except for maybe Jsc.

Still can't get over "the rookie" not giving the board it's proper shout out.

You jackASS!

Get your dumb self signed up for some new interview program - and make proper amends, Hymen.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:26 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Made it thru 35 seconds of this shit:

Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here. That 10 minutes will seem like an hour, but afterward you'll look at your fat wife (that sucks black cock), ugly kids (due to your genetics... not hers), etc. It gives a new meaning to "at least I'm not (whomever)."

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:46 am

Papa Willie wrote:Should I fuck with him on FB for not racking the trolls?

Just give him some serious props..damn, dude was on Leno and he's done great for a background guy...

Carry On Rookie! Good things happen to nice people.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:56 pm

While we were going to commercial I mouthed Rack The Trolls

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:08 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here.

The only people who can make it through that whole video are those who are worse off than that fatass dork or enjoy torture. I'm with Sam. Bout 30 seconds until I was ready to jam an ice pick in my ear.

Apparently, Hollywood has this fucker pegged. Complete fucking dork who should be muted.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:16 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Wow! Watch the whole thing and you'll see why he doesn't post here.
The only people who can make it through that whole video are those who are worse off than that fatass dork or enjoy torture. I'm with Sam. Bout 30 seconds until I was ready to jam an ice pick in my ear.

Apparently, Hollywood has this fucker pegged. Complete fucking dork who should be muted.

I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude. Making fun of people is one thing, but someone like you bowing to peer pressure like a high school girl is something else. You're lying if you tell me you didn't watch the whole thing. It's so bad that you're wanting to see if it gets better, but it doesn't. It's so horrible that it's entertaining.

BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:18 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:The interview.

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/vid ... 11/1319749

They actually let him talk on camera? First time for everything, I guess.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:13 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude.

I'm sure he is. I never called him an asshole.

Making fun of people is one thing

It's what we do here.

, but someone like you bowing to peer pressure like a high school girl is something else.

Peer pressure? Where? For what?

You're lying if you tell me you didn't watch the whole thing. It's so bad that you're wanting to see if it gets better, but it doesn't. It's so horrible that it's entertaining.

I have no need to lie. I'm sorry for you that you enjoyed that 10 minutes. I could not get through a minute of it. I said to myself, "No wonder," and then clicked the stop button.

BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?

You do realize the KitchenAid Metal Meat Grinder is vintage, right? They do not make them anymore. They substituted the metal housing for plastic years ago keeping the spirl feeder rod, cutting blade and pattern plates metal. Kind of like how you substituted cotton boxers for polyester granny panties.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:54 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?

Maybe Indy can let you borrow his meatgrinder... that way you can take another step towards being a fully operable tranny, you penis tucking wet nurse.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:36 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:BTW, when are you going to build a helicopter landing pad on your estate to import livestock for your PVC meat grinder?

Maybe Indy can let you borrow his meatgrinder... that way you can take another step towards being a fully operable tranny, you penis tucking wet nurse.

Credit where credit is due. That made me laugh.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:48 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:I've actually met Jess in person and he's a very good dude.
I'm sure he is. I never called him an asshole.

You do realize the KitchenAid Metal Meat Grinder is vintage, right? They do not make them anymore. They substituted the metal housing for plastic years ago keeping the spirl feeder rod, cutting blade and pattern plates metal. Kind of like how you substituted cotton boxers for polyester granny panties.

Plastic = phony---> kinda like a simile for your existence. Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth. I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.

I'll take shit from ucunt, etc. However, you are arrogant and nobody is buying you were able to afford such a luxurious Kardashian existence without help from someone's family.

Yeah, bring it bro... since this is all about smack.

Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:59 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth. I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.

IKYABINT

I Know You Are But I'm Not Telling.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:10 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Yeah, bring it bro... since this is all about smack.

Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.

Every time you talk tough, you end up getting bitch stomped. Have some dignity for once in your life and go back to fingering your asshole while lounging around in evening wear.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:19 pm

Hey 'roid rager... I'm storing you in the "pantry," and when I'm done with the one that doesn't have the need to work for a living... you can leave or stick around. It's up to you. I've done this for over 10 years and have never let up upon those that interest me to have fun with. I never forget a foe and will always throw.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:53 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Look dude, if you want to get personal while sitting on your perch... then you'll lose.

Yeah, if only anyone had "personal" ammo on AP.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:48 am

Atomic Punk wrote: I'm storing you in the "pantry,"

What does this even mean?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:21 am

I don't know but if he offers you any lotion I suggest you decline.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:08 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth.

Hard work and great investments? ESPP mean anything to you, or did Home Depot not offer one? Maxing out on that for 5 years (at about a 1300% cap gain) and the 20k stock options from my previous employer that more than doubled sure helped. Too bad I left the company with another 30k options on the table I wasn't vested in which would have only taken 3 more years. I had a really good thing going there, but I had done well enough already and wanted to start a family NOT in the city.

Atomic Punk wrote:I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an info whore.

Soooooo...you take offense to being called an infowhore and challenge me to a personal info duel? How very AP of you. Besides, I already called you an infowhore and got Marcus Allened. Feel free to punch out here with any personal info you want to drop. T1B will be a better place without you.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:27 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Tell the board how you've accumulated your wealth.

Not changing careers every equinox and dumping his savings into U-Hauls may have helped.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:53 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: I'm storing you in the "pantry,"
What does this even mean?

I know, but won't say anything because you'll call me an idiot.

~AP

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:37 pm

IndyFrisco wrote: T1B will be a better place without you.

Squirt... squirt... you can do it! Momma's boy is about to break down and cry. Make the Great Santini proud!

I'll bet you are in the private forum begging to have me banned. You've invested in Extended Service Plans from Home Depot? The people that steal shopping carts to collect cans are laughing at you. Give me a fucking break.

You've avoided the direct jab on how you've actually collected wealth. You are braggadocios, arrogant, and for you to show that you've married wealth is a slap to anybody here that knows your story. If I get banned, then I win.

You are a pussydashian.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:36 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:luxurious Kardashian existence

Was that supposed to be an insult?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:21 pm

BSmack wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:luxurious Kardashian existence
Was that supposed to be an insult?

I think so. Because it would be just awful to marry a hot chick with shitloads of money, right? :roll:

AP, you're not an info whore, you're a meopausing gossipy yenta.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:49 pm

OCDmike wrote: I think so. Because it would be just awful to marry a hot chick with shitloads of money, right? :roll:

AP, you're not an info whore, you're a meopausing gossipy yenta.

OCDmike, while I like your story of getting a lazy RN fired... if you're going to chime in before I go after a few others (assuming a pussy Admin doesn't try to ban me), then don't misspell words or become the face of becoming another anti-Semite.