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Hottest chick behind an instrument

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I ain't talking about the singers, I'm talking about the girl in the background playing bass and handling it like she should be handling your junk. Something about a girl behind an instrument that does it for me.

Not that Superchunk girl. She's mean looking.


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Dykes would want nothing to do with me, but I could just watch the two on the left.

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I forget her name but she played bass for the poster kids. Came through every quarter. If you see Kay. I was kinda down for some reason.

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Wasn't into this girl until I saw her up close and all bouncy boobily. Humid night in a hot club and she was in the white halter.
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last time I saw them (Cramps) was Valentine's Day '95. She hit the wall hard.

speaking of hitting the wall, I was down with this one circa '90
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Sadly the wall was butter coated and eaten within the past decade.

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Lots of people think this asian from Blonde Redhead's voice is annoying as fuck, but I'd love to hear it begging to be fucked harder. not that I would ever fuck an asian
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Damn, Felice. I think I saw the Cramps on that same tour. I bought a God Monster tour t-shirt which happens to have inspired 50% of my nic. We would probably have been boyz 10 years ago.
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P.S. I'd still fuck Kim Deal.
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ElvisMonster wrote:Damn, Felice. I think I saw the Cramps on that same tour. I bought a God Monster tour t-shirt which happens to have inspired 50% of my nic. We would probably have been boyz 10 years ago.
I remember that cramps show well because:
1) lux was fellating a flesh-colored dildo in between songs and
2) it was Valentine's Day. future wifefelice told me she was going to the show and I told her I'd meet her there. She was actually all rustered because I wasn't going with her and it was Valentine's Day, whereas I had a surprise planned for her when she arrived*. She was unhappy and I didn't get any on Valentine's Day.




*probably me fellating a flesh-colored dildo in between songs was my surprise
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where's the love?
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At least until they pulled her feeding tube.
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These broads are cute but hands down, this woman is the baddest, sexiest woman ever to thump the shit out of a bass:
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I've seen her play thrice with the baddest 5'4" man to ever exist and I love her to death. Plus, she wears heels (t's and p's) and catsuits when she plays at times.
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niiiiiice.....
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Egg-fucking-xactly.
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Sean Ysault from White Zombie was hot.

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Lita. Hands down. Lita.
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The Assassin wrote:Sean Ysault from White Zombie was hot.
One of my old buds was a thrash metal guy who, with his band, achieved some accliam out West. His band was called up to open a couple of shows on White Zombie's first tour, before they were too terribly popular. It was heavily rumored, a rumor that he would neither confirm nor deny(which makes me think it's true, knowing the guy) that he layed pipe on Sean Ysault, backstage at the club. I KNOW they had contact after that, also making me believe it. RACK him for that. Ran into him recently, and HE still avoided the question.

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Dinsdale wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Sean Ysault from White Zombie was hot.
One of my old buds was a thrash metal guy who, with his band, achieved some accliam out West. His band was called up to open a couple of shows on White Zombie's first tour, before they were too terribly popular. It was heavily rumored, a rumor that he would neither confirm nor deny(which makes me think it's true, knowing the guy) that he layed pipe on Sean Ysault, backstage at the club. I KNOW they had contact after that, also making me believe it. RACK him for that. Ran into him recently, and HE still avoided the question.

Aging Rocker Homeboy has a new band, though.

dude. My best friend SWEARS up,and down that after a White Zombie show back in 91 he met Ysault in the parking lot,they went ,and had a drink,and she ended up giving him head. I call bullshit because I've heard many rumors that she is full blown lesbo. Besides the 3 guys he went with wont confirm it. They all say yeah they met Ysault,but that they dont recall him going to have a drink with her,or anything of the sort. Now I hear this story,and maybe he might be telling the truth after all.
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Anna Phoebe has a finger in many projects but she is best known for her work with the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Anna is the String Master and soloist for the west coast tour.

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TSO puts on a great show but Anna is the icing on the cake. This girl can seriously throw down and headbang with the best of 'em.
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Back in the day:

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Yeah pop chick, but she did it for me.

Oh, and Far right. Not an instrument player, but dayum nice.

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Joan Jett looked real good for about 20 minutes in the 80's, too.
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These chicks were pretty hot and could actually rock too...
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...well, except for that Flavia chick, I guess. There's a reason she's always in the background of all their pics.
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Umm...where's my girl Tori?

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Patsy Stone wrote:Tori
yuck.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Patsy Stone wrote:Tori
yuck.
Not Tori Spelling, dummy. ;)

Seriously...seeing her slither around on her piano bench and playing her heart out while her beautiful voice fills the arena makes her WAY sexy to me. Almost makes me wanna turn gay.

Not really. But she's still hot I think.
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Tori reminds me of that scary clown in Poltergeist.
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As of right now, there isnt anyone close to this Angry, beautiful, delicious treat.

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Patsy Stone wrote: Seriously...seeing her slither around on her piano bench and playing her heart out while her beautiful voice fills the arena makes her WAY sexy to me.
More like seeing her rub her pussy on the corner of the piano bench while she sings songs about rape is as sexy as a graphic detailed reading of pedophile testimony.

Saw her in the 314 on her Little Earthquakes tour. I was actually under her "pay attention to me" spell until I realized she's a freak. Blurring too many lines for me here, little girl. Still, I was quite impressed with the way she held the crowd, myself included, in the palm of her hand. Absolutely nobody talked out of line. everyone was there to hear the music and didn't speak over it. That was amazing.
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I just didn't mention Tori or Fiona Apple because the original question seemed to imply that singers/frontwomen weren't allowed, even if they also play an instrument.

That said, I also think there's something extremely sexy about PJ Harvey. She's not conventionally hot, but she just does it for me...
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MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Fiona Apple
Twentyteen boners, whaling guitars and ninja stars everywhere!
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PrimeX wrote:
MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Fiona Apple
Twentyteen boners, whaling guitars and ninja stars everywhere!
first time I heard her speak any hope of her being hot was dashed. you know the title to her second album, well she answered questions like "what number comes after 3" with diatribes of equal length. stupid distant girl thinks her self-hate is enough to butcher a John Lennon song.
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Raydah James wrote:As of right now, there isnt anyone close to this Angry, beautiful, delicious treat.

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Im in love
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then again,apart from a certain Aussie disco showgirl. i find this musician pretty foxy in a shy girl way.
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From back in the day

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when i saw Page and Plant in 97 the opening act was Lili Haydn

holy fuck she was badass..she played the violin as her band jammed...

about a year ago i found out her father passed away an hour or two before the show, which would probably explain why she was crying while playing part of th eshow....

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Fuck these other bitches. Rhonda is a goddess.
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