Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:15 pm
That's your wife? And you say there's no God.
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Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:41 pm
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Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:47 pm
____________! the Snake
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 5:58 pm
Sudden Sam wrote:
More about the third women in the picture (to the right of the blond).
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:09 pm
That's a bar full of Bush votes if I ever saw one!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:21 pm
Cuda wrote:____________! the Snake
Ever notice how "Python" hardly ever posts here, yet when "he" does, a Cuda post usually seems to follow?
Racking your own shit troll Cuda?
Well done.Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:22 pm
I wasn't exactly referencing that "guy". It was more a reference to the rest of the patrons in the bar.Sudden Sam wrote:The transgendered vote GOP?TheJON wrote:That's a bar full of Bush votes if I ever saw one!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:22 pm
Who? The douche in the camo?Sudden Sam wrote: Her husband is an extremely talented guitar player.
(see picture 3.. her head is crained back talking to some dude)
I gotta admit, if the local crowd at your watering hole consists of grey beards and men with pony-tail length hair wearing camo and the women truly are as pretty as the ones captured in your shots, I'm calling for an immediate troll stop in your neck of the woods, Sam.
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:36 pm
This looks like a typical small town bar. They're all the same. They all have older dudes with long gray hair and younger dudes (in their 30's-40's) with mullets and Jorts.
But there's always a table with 2 attractive semi-younger women in there that make all the Jorts wearers slobber all over themselves.
I would bet my left testicle that the bar owner/bartender is a 50 year old dude that typical wears jorts and a black Grateful Dead t-shirt and his wife (co-bartender) is sorta chubby and poorly dressed. The older folks at the bar flirt with this lady and brag about how they used to sleep with her.
Amiright, Sam!!????
But there's always a table with 2 attractive semi-younger women in there that make all the Jorts wearers slobber all over themselves.
I would bet my left testicle that the bar owner/bartender is a 50 year old dude that typical wears jorts and a black Grateful Dead t-shirt and his wife (co-bartender) is sorta chubby and poorly dressed. The older folks at the bar flirt with this lady and brag about how they used to sleep with her.
Amiright, Sam!!????
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:36 pm
'Spray was there??? :)
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:41 pm
You can't think of it that way. That's your problem. If they think of you as their gramps, then you will be able to get away with popping a boner on their ass when they're sitting on your lap. They'll just chalk it up as "old pervert". They don't call the cops on an "old pervert". They just laugh and tell their friends about you! Who cares about that? Take advantage of the opportunity instead of having your ego shattered!Regardless, the fact that I feel like most of 'ems' gramps these days is rather ego-shattering.
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:02 pm
I got married at age 27, so those days were over for me at about age 25. I still have a great time going out to the bars though. Instead of picking up random women at bars, I get my entertainment from watching others go up to girls and get shot down! This has become a great hobby of mine! I don't do this to my buddies. I actually will try and help get them some pussy if they need it. But I like to scope out the dudes that are clearly in the bar just looking to get some pussy and then watch them FAIL! Giving them the 'ol "DEEEEEENNNNNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEEDDDDD" as they walk by is a lot of fun!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:12 pm
Amen, brother, amen.Sudden Sam wrote:Good point, but, here's the thing...TheJON wrote:You can't think of it that way. That's your problem. If they think of you as their gramps, then you will be able to get away with popping a boner on their ass when they're sitting on your lap. They'll just chalk it up as "old pervert". They don't call the cops on an "old pervert". They just laugh and tell their friends about you! Who cares about that? Take advantage of the opportunity instead of having your ego shattered!Regardless, the fact that I feel like most of 'ems' gramps these days is rather ego-shattering.
Back when I was younger and working in bars, I had a helluva lot of fun. Lotsa women, lotsa partying. Now, I see these girls that just blow my mind, and even if they were interested, I ain't gonna do anything 'cause I have a really great lady and am truly happy and wouldn't do anything to fuck things up. I still talk to them and fuckin' play with 'em, but that's all. See, in my feeble old head (and you young guys will all learn this), I still think I'm 30-35. I see these girls and I think I still have long, thick, dark hair and that I can move around without shuffling like I'm mixing Thorazine in my beer. When reality sets in, I just order another beer, kick back in my chair, watch the football game, and BS with my friends. I ain't complainin'...it's just weird gettin' old.
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:41 pm
Takers, anyone?TheJON wrote:I like to scope out the dudes
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:00 am
I knew someone would respond to that.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Takers, anyone?TheJON wrote:I like to scope out the dudes
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:46 am
yikes
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Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:55 am
I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!Mace wrote:I knew someone would respond to that.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Takers, anyone?TheJON wrote:I like to scope out the dudes
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 1:10 am
Cuda's probably already pm'ed his phone number.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Takers, anyone?TheJON wrote:I like to scope out the dudes
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:38 am
The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.TheJON wrote:I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:48 am
Nice..be just a bit better next time if you stick around until they are drunk as shit, taking their clothes off and eating each others snatch's on the table, while the bar gathers around yelling and throwing beers on them.Sudden Sam wrote:
As usual, the pics don't do her justice, but she was a gorgeous woman. I told my wife I was moving in with her and she told me she understood. She admitted the girl was mighty cute.
Now that would be a PET to look at.
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:02 am
Ooooooohhhhhhkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy, Steve!WolverineSteve wrote:The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.TheJON wrote:I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 2:39 pm
TheJON can not possibly be older than 15.WolverineSteve wrote:The old "I meant that" defense.....nice try.TheJON wrote:I did too. I actually purposely worded it that way!
Re: Halloween 2010
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:18 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Takers, anyone?TheJON wrote:I like to scope out the dudes
Scott is busy doing the same.