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That was retarded

Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 11:10 pm
by Trampis
Kendry Morales just hit a walkoff homer against my Mariners in the 10th...he rounds third to be greated(mobbed) by his teammates...he trots, he skips, he jumps to land on home plate and ooooooooohhhhhhhh, he twists the hell out of his left leg as teamamtes pile on.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 2:14 pm
by Shoalzie
With the typical theatrics following a walk-off winning play...I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. The Angels just lost their team triple crown leader for 2 months because of a stupid celebration...I wonder how they react to the next walkoff win.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:07 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
He's on both of my fantasy teams.

Way to Gramatica yourself, loser. :meds:

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MLB's tradition of throwing off your helmet, jumping on the plate and getting mobbed by your teammates is about as stupid and fraudulent of a tradition as any ballpark routinely playing Sweet Caroline. It had to happen sometime. RACK Darwin for scoring a little paydirt.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 9:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 4:22 am
by Trampis
Shoalzie wrote:...I wonder how they react to the next walkoff win.
Funny you should ponder such a thing as those gd Angels did it again to my mariners. Mariners bullpen blows 5 run lead and lose on walkoff 3 run homerun to Howard Kendrick. Didnt watch the game, curious to see the "celebration". :doh:

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:34 am
by Screw_Michigan
Trampis wrote:Didnt watch the game
Not surprising, Mariner fan.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:14 am
by Trampis
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Trampis wrote:Didnt watch the game
Not surprising, Mariner fan.
Heres how I roll punk, no cable tv and no satelite tv. If the Mariners arent on FOX on Saturday(as they were this past weekend) , I dont WATCH the game.

Radio my friend...its all about the radio broadcast. I listen to more games over at the shop, in the tracter/pickup or while Im laying in bed at night trying to fall asleep.

Now i could be a typical fatass lazy sportsfan and park in front of the tv in my spacious living room or down at the sports bar sucking back expensive suds...No, see i keep busy all the time while i listen to the games on the radio. Goahead screw and grow roots out your ass into that lawn chair in your living room whilst you watch Tigers? games.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:08 pm
by Shoalzie

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:23 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Maybe that will teach these dumbshits a lesson. Sucks it had to go that way. Shit always evens out.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:00 pm
by Dinsdale
When he comes back next year, if he should hit a walkoff, he should do a Merton Hanks impression as he crosses the plate.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:22 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:MLB's tradition of throwing off your helmet, jumping on the plate and getting mobbed by your teammates is about as stupid and fraudulent of a tradition as any ballpark routinely playing Sweet Caroline. It had to happen sometime. RACK Darwin for scoring a little paydirt.
Get a grip. It was a tremendously flukey thing that probably won't happen again for another 1,000+ games. Shit happens.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
1,000+ games? You do realize that's like 2½ months?

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:48 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I was operating under the context of one team, but I suppose I didn't make that very clear. Who gives a fuck about an arbitrary number? That point was obvious: it ain't gonna happen often.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:16 am
by Shoalzie
Another SoCal gets hurt...the 2B for UCLA broke his wrist following a walk-off win and the ensuing grab-ass.

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/n ... id=5289437

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:02 pm
by Screw_Michigan
But Shoalz, it only happens once every 10,000 times! That's statistically impossible!

Sin,

MgoTardtimeSpecial

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:26 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
There's a greater chance of getting hurt driving to the ballpark. They should just stay home.

Sin,

Screw Bitchedagain

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Your failure to grasp basic logic is astounding. Players have to find a way to get to games. They don't have to jump up and down like a pack of wild monkeys when they touch home plate.

Go eat a bullet after dumping a car in Gary, you bloated sack of shit.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:38 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Yes, because it's such an epidemic. Seriously, get a grip, you handwringing pussy. The tradition is fine.

I think it's hilarious that someone (you) waited multiple years for something like this to happen just so you could go, "AHA! It was bound to happen! They need to stop this craziness NOW!"

:meds: :meds: :meds:

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:21 pm
by Screw_Michigan
I thought it was stupid from Day 1. Stupid is stupid, nice to see you endorse it. Go huff another cock, idiot.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:38 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I thought it was stupid from Day 1.
Nobody cares.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:42 pm
by Shoalzie
It's official, baseball players are the clumsiest bastards in sports...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_le ... mlb-258344

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:32 am
by OCmike
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Get a grip. It was a tremendously flukey thing that probably won't happen again for another 1,000+ games. Shit happens.
No, the "tackle the teammate" thing isn't going away soon. I thought it would end with Ted Ginn getting his leg shredded in a BCS bowl game after a TD would do it, but that was 3+ years ago and idiots are still gang-tackling teammates after big plays.

Re: That was retarded

Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:27 am
by Screw_Michigan
OCmike wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Get a grip. It was a tremendously flukey thing that probably won't happen again for another 1,000+ games. Shit happens.
No, the "tackle the teammate" thing isn't going away soon. I thought it would end with Ted Ginn getting his leg shredded in a BCS bowl game after a TD would do it, but that was 3+ years ago and idiots are still gang-tackling teammates after big plays.
Quit overreacting, OCDmike. That was just a once-in-a-lifetime moment. You're delusional.

Sin,

MgotardtimeSpecial