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I had takeout Chinese from a dump in St Johns the other night, and was puking and shitting my guts out a few hours later.

The place was named... The Wishing Well. The jokes kinda write themselves, eh?

Sure it wasn't due to a mixture of beer, vodka, whiskey and chronic?

No, my system doesn't just function fine under those conditions, it's rather dependent on them (although I rarely seem to drink vodka these days -- usually cheap beer and fine wine lately).


I think it was a mixture of ptomaine, trichonosis, and salmonella that did me in and had me wishing I was well.

Dinsdale wrote:No, my system doesn't just function fine under those conditions, it's rather dependent on them

Ah, kind of like my golf game, exchanging the chronic with Skoal.

None of it was raw?

Mikey wrote:None of it was raw?

My rectum pretty much was by the time I was done.

Vodka is for fags and retarded Polacks.

mvscal wrote:Vodka is for fags and retarded Polacks.

"Hey, whatever floats you boat, big-boy."

Sincerely,