This is how the American Army will win the war on terror!!!

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:45 am

This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:08 pm

Aww they got shy & made it private but you can still see it here
http://gawker.com/5527628/us-soldiers-i ... usic-video

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:18 pm

They should've took a cue from these guys.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:57 pm

That's hot, missjo.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:16 pm

The red head dude has some moves and rythm. Must be of Irish descent.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:02 pm

missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam

I think they may be blowing more than steam.

But truthfully, drag and homosexual innuendo have been a staple of military life since...forever.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:56 pm

This is what they do on the job when not actin' all gay and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 12:08 am

BarFlie wrote:This is what they do on the job when not actin' all gay and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU

It doesn't get any more homoerotic than that. Thanks, Barf.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sat May 01, 2010 1:22 am

I was certain you'ld get off on it homo

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 1:51 am

Whoah. Where's all this anger coming from?

:?

I thought you were agreeing with me?

Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 2:11 am

Barflies, come back. I'm sorry if I made you mad.

Are you "strung out" on China White?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 2:14 am

If there is a monkey on your back, troop...you need help to get it off.

I, in no way, can assist you in "getting monkeys off". Ewwww.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 2:16 am

I heard you were in Nam.

Why haven't you ever told us about this?

If you want to talk, I'm sure you can find someone to listen to you.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 2:17 am

Did you love any beautiful mamasans long time? Did you kill Kurtz?
Was it difficult?

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat May 01, 2010 2:57 am

Nice meltdown Marty. Smack happens.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Sat May 01, 2010 3:08 am

Martyred wrote:But truthfully, drag and homosexual innuendo have been a staple of military life since...forever.

Bullshit

Sin,

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat May 01, 2010 5:35 pm

We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 8:48 pm

OCmike wrote:We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.

Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...

Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sat May 01, 2010 10:13 pm

Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".

I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 01, 2010 10:17 pm

Okay.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:15 am

BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.

Jesus. Why did you do that?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:52 am

Why do you think, S_M? So he could say things like "chase the dragon" and "in country" thirty years later.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:54 am

edit-double post

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:55 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?

because i could

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun May 02, 2010 3:56 am

How did you smoke it?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun May 02, 2010 4:17 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?

I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.

sin

Marcus Allen

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun May 02, 2010 5:29 am

BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?
I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.

sin

Marcus Allen

Thanks for the primer on smoking heroin. We all knew that BSmack had more to do with your ability to smoke it rather than run it.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun May 02, 2010 5:32 am

missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam

Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 03, 2010 12:38 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?

Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon May 03, 2010 12:54 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?

Nice reach, Gramma fucker.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:10 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?
Nice reach, Gramma fucker.

You denying that you casually mentioned on this board doing Ecstasy when you were out clubbing? I realize that Katy vaporized the evidence, but you never impressed me as being the type of guy to backpedal like this. Whatever.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:18 pm

I'm referring your reach of comparing Ecstasy usage to heroin usage. One is not physically addictive, the other is extremely addictive. While use may turn you into an "ecstasy-addled fucktard," it is not physically addictive.

Get my drift, shitstain?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 03, 2010 2:27 pm

Might not be addictive, but it does (as in your case) cause brain damage.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Mon May 03, 2010 3:51 pm

BSmack wrote:I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.

All of the above BSmack. Strickly experimental for me. Like I said only tried it a few times. A nice reefer buzz was good enuf for me.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 03, 2010 10:15 pm

Martyred wrote:Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...

Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?

Yeah, that's weird. By all appearances, being on a ship doesn't turn you gay, it makes you nail hookers and impregnate hideous fat chicks.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:30 pm

mvscal wrote:
missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.

meh
Trying to convince my hubby that a boob reduction would be a good thing
Changed my diet & lifestyle & I've dropped 11.2 kgs in 10 weeks so far with a bit of a way to go
but none of that has come off my bloody boobs they're still a HH cup

though I'm now on the narrowest clip setting at the back
when I hit my goal weight I want to have them taken down to a nice manageable C-D cup as the smallest my boobs will go according to the doc without surgery is an E or F cup & I'm sick of lugging them around

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:33 pm

Boo fucking hoo.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:33 pm

missjo wrote:Trying to convince my hubby that a boob reduction would be a good thing

Good luck with that...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:36 pm

a boob reduction

So we are going to ban Moving Sale?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Wed May 05, 2010 2:37 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Boo fucking hoo.

Yeah I guess boob reductions are easier & more successful than penis enlargements
but hey don't worry they are making great medical advances every day ;)