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This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam

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Kinda screws with the don't ask don't tell policy :lol:
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Aww they got shy & made it private but you can still see it here
http://gawker.com/5527628/us-soldiers-i ... usic-video
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They should've took a cue from these guys.

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Love the INS agent bit.
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That's hot, missjo.
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The red head dude has some moves and rythm. Must be of Irish descent.
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missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
I think they may be blowing more than steam.


But truthfully, drag and homosexual innuendo have been a staple of military life since...forever.
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This is what they do on the job when not actin' all gay and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
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BarFlie wrote:This is what they do on the job when not actin' all gay and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU

It doesn't get any more homoerotic than that. Thanks, Barf.
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I was certain you'ld get off on it homo
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Whoah. Where's all this anger coming from?

:?

I thought you were agreeing with me?


Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
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Barflies, come back. I'm sorry if I made you mad.

Are you "strung out" on China White?
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If there is a monkey on your back, troop...you need help to get it off.

I, in no way, can assist you in "getting monkeys off". Ewwww.
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I heard you were in Nam.

Why haven't you ever told us about this?

If you want to talk, I'm sure you can find someone to listen to you.
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Did you love any beautiful mamasans long time? Did you kill Kurtz?
Was it difficult?
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Nice meltdown Marty. Smack happens.
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Martyred wrote:But truthfully, drag and homosexual innuendo have been a staple of military life since...forever.
Bullshit

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We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.
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OCmike wrote:We had a shitload of boring time in the engine room during Gulf War I, but we spent it making "your ma's a whore" song parodies about a-hole co-workers.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess...uh, maybe I should word that differently.

Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...

Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?
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Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
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Okay.
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BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
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Why do you think, S_M? So he could say things like "chase the dragon" and "in country" thirty years later.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
because i could
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How did you smoke it?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?
I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.

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BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:How did you smoke it?
I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.

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Thanks for the primer on smoking heroin. We all knew that BSmack had more to do with your ability to smoke it rather than run it.
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missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
BarFlie wrote:
Martyred wrote:Just a side question, Barf. Did you do heroin when you were in Nam?
I hear it was a pretty big deal "over there".
I've never stuck a needle in my arm Marty but I chased the the dragon a few times with both opium and heroin.
Jesus. Why did you do that?
Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?
Nice reach, Gramma fucker.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Unabashed Ecstasy abuser says what?
Nice reach, Gramma fucker.
You denying that you casually mentioned on this board doing Ecstasy when you were out clubbing? I realize that Katy vaporized the evidence, but you never impressed me as being the type of guy to backpedal like this. Whatever.
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I'm referring your reach of comparing Ecstasy usage to heroin usage. One is not physically addictive, the other is extremely addictive. While use may turn you into an "ecstasy-addled fucktard," it is not physically addictive.

Get my drift, shitstain?
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Might not be addictive, but it does (as in your case) cause brain damage.
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BSmack wrote:I'm guessing he put it in a pipe and smoked it. Failing that, he sprinkled it in a joint and fired up that way. Or, he could have gone serious old school ghetto and fired up with some powder and some tin foil and sucked in the vapors.
All of the above BSmack. Strickly experimental for me. Like I said only tried it a few times. A nice reefer buzz was good enuf for me.
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Martyred wrote:Uhhh, yeah...the Navy...

Didn't the Village People write a song about you guys?
Yeah, that's weird. By all appearances, being on a ship doesn't turn you gay, it makes you nail hookers and impregnate hideous fat chicks.
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mvscal wrote:
missjo wrote:This is what the Yankee Boys fighting in Afghanistan do to blow off steam
Well maybe you should head on over there and jiggle your big luscious titays a bit for them. I'm sure they would be all too happy to shower you with....affection.
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Boo fucking hoo.
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missjo wrote:Trying to convince my hubby that a boob reduction would be a good thing
Good luck with that...
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a boob reduction
So we are going to ban Moving Sale?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Boo fucking hoo.
Yeah I guess boob reductions are easier & more successful than penis enlargements
but hey don't worry they are making great medical advances every day ;)
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