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Biggest bust ever....


http://www.sbreport.net/raider_news/008/3348.html



He actually looks like he's trimmed down some in this pic

Sudden Sam wrote:Terrible attitude. Shitty worker. Won't study.

But is he a bigger bust than Ryan Leaf? Or Tony Mandarich?

Absolutely he is.

I love reading back on homer takes when everyone else said that this dude sucked donkey dick from the get-go.

RJ in 2008 wrote:JaMarcus Russell is the ONLY reason i'm going to be tuning in this season. The kid is very, very good.

RJ wrote:

mvscal wrote:

RJ wrote:I see-still scarred from all the years of Wifebeater Moon yambag tongueing that led to an empty trophy case, huh Oilertard?

And JaMoolie will be lucky if he's one quarter as good as Moon.

Whats that noise coming from the basement?


JaMarcus will be better. The run and shoot, like both of your trophyless shit teams, was a fucking joke.


Wake us when you cunts get out of the cellar, shitlips-until then, shut your fucking grapesack hotplate the fuck up.

Props to poptart on being level-headed about this dud all along with the rest of us.

NICE reset, IndyFrisco...this place needs more input from Raydah James, IMO. Grapesack hotplate??

Yep, my man James did pimp Russell hard in here when Oakland drafted him.

Ouch.


For me it was a wait-and-see attitude.
He looked impressive at times and he was big, strong and has a BIG arm.
But he was young and raw.

He never has, or never has been able to, grasp what it is to be an NFL QB.

I remember watching him piss away the last 1:30-or-so of a game v. Miami in the middle of '08, taking a bad sack, getting up slowly, and then just sort of ... standing there ... as the clock ticked precious seconds away.
He didn't take command.
He couldn't take command.
He just COMPLETELY fucked that thing away.

I knew this was trouble.

And then he showed up for post-game all blinged-out, and wearing a mink and shades - looking like a grade-A m0ron, and mumbling shit like, "I think I did okay."

I knew this was BIG trouble.

Al fucked up majorly by handing this dipshit the keys to the car without having him EARN them.


It'll be a happy day when the giant turd is flushed for good.

Btw, for those of you who haven't seen this clip, it's a treat.

It's 2:10 long.

Watch it all the way through.

Fuckin' unbelievable idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeyMZaporX8

What's the over/under on JaMushMouth being broke? Five years? I'll take the under.

poptart wrote:Btw, for those of you who haven't seen this clip, it's a treat.

It's 2:10 long.

Watch it all the way through.

Fuckin' unbelievable idiocy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeyMZaporX8

Love that the best looking clip they could come up with was an impossible to miss TD pass that ran the score up to 41-13 Broncos.

Reporter: 6'6, 275 pounds?
Jafatalbert: chuckle

Sudden Sam wrote:Terrible attitude. Shitty worker. Won't study.

But is he a bigger bust than Ryan Leaf? Or Tony Mandarich?

Mandrich actually had some good years in Indy as a guard.

Leaf was definitely a bigger bust than JaSmorgasbord.

Leaf WAS the bigger bust, that is correct.

You can look up the stats yourself and see that Russell did better - and also won more.

Not only that, Russell is not DONE yet.
Don't expect much out of him, but it IS possible that he could still do something.

#1 overall 1995, Ki-Jana Carter - just as awful as J. Russell.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Leaf was definitely a bigger bust than JaSmorgasbord.

True. His horrible numbers are at least better than Leaf's horrible numbers. Not to mention he was considered by many on par with Peyton Manning coming into that draft.

Try as JaNeedsabra did, there is no way he can outdo Leaf. In the league of draft busts, Leaf is Michael Jordan.

The only, and I mean only thing that keeps JaMantits in the argument at all is the fact he was the #1 overall pick. But that still carries little weight since it was Al Davis who picked him, universally regarded as a complete dumbfuck when it comes to talent evaluation/player drafting, and, well, football in general.

Leaf was supposed to be NFL ready. He had the tools and make-up of your prototypical dropback qb. The only debate surrounding Leaf at the time was whether he should go #1 or not. But there was little debate as to his ability to play the position at the NFL level. Whereas plenty of people were not sold at all on JaMeatloaf.

poptart wrote:#1 overall 1995, Ki-Jana Carter - just as awful as J. Russell.

No, Carter blew out his knee on his first attempt in a preseason game against the Lions. He didn't just go Klump like JaKlondike did.

poptart wrote:Leaf WAS the bigger bust, that is correct.

He was certainly cheaper than JaFoodKing.

I'm not even gonna pretend like I have a take this time.

JaHamsteak.

Killian wrote:JaKlondike

Janormous.

Dud fan damage control, priceless.

No way Leaf was a bigger bust than Janormasmanboobs.

Leaf was the 2nd pick while man boobs was the first. Jabiscut&gravy is so far removed from reality, he thinks a statement like "I'm not where I want to be, and I won't be there, til quit some time" is acceptable. Like Leaf he's a grade A Tard, but one who got paid more, a lot more. Those facts alone elevate him to the top of the shit pile. Not to mention all this happened after the Leaf fiasco. Live & learn? Not.

Janormasmanboobs, like Leaf, is just another pampered college athlete who is worthless outside the protected confines of NCAA vote for your champion football.

The JabiscutGravy selection is the equivalent of Al Davis doing a header into a hole filled with bungi sticks.

Leaf never held out like JaTwinkie.

Mgo,

I'd have to say Leaf was a bigger bust than JaMoonpie for the exact reason you mention, more was expected of him. Count me as one who thought, at the time, Leaf would have a better career than Manning. Guess I didn't count on that SEC speed from Tennessee....

JagastricBypass

Nice. I was just gonna go with JaBypass.

Joe in PB wrote:Leaf was the 2nd pick while man boobs was the first.

So what? There's little difference between the 1st and 2nd picks in terms of expectation level. Even then, as the 2nd pick, Leaf still had higher expectations than JaMarshmallow did as #1...so the point is moot. The money factor is a better argument, but it's not convincing enough in and of itself.

To you.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So what? There's little difference between the 1st and 2nd picks in terms of expectation level.

I dunno -- I expect this years' #1 to possibly make it/possibly not, after taking a year or two to learn the NFL ropes.

I expect the #2 pick (sup U&L Guy) to very quickly start in on bolstering his resume' to become a first-ballot HoFer.

So there can in fact be differences in expectation levels.


(FWIW, I expected Manning to flounder, and Leaf to put up big ###)

Oh, and BTW -- how about JaShit? Does that one work?

But JaChickenfried can throw it 70 yards from his knees!

Sin,
Todd McDouche

I just came in to say JaJigaboo

Dinsdale wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So what? There's little difference between the 1st and 2nd picks in terms of expectation level.

I dunno -- I expect this years' #1 to possibly make it/possibly not, after taking a year or two to learn the NFL ropes.

I expect the #2 pick (sup U&L Guy) to very quickly start in on bolstering his resume' to become a first-ballot HoFer.

So there can in fact be differences in expectation levels.


(FWIW, I expected Manning to flounder, and Leaf to put up big ###)

Yeah, you also thought Greg Oden was going to have an impact on something other than Jimmy Meds' insurance rates.

Goober McTuber wrote:Janormous.

Joe in PB wrote:Janormasmanboobs.

Rack me. I copyrighted both of those 2 days ago in the "Raiders lastest signing" thread.




JaIn-N-Out? Someone had to have dropped that one already.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Janormous.

Joe in PB wrote:Janormasmanboobs.

Rack me. I copyrighted both of those 2 days ago in the "Raiders lastest signing" thread.

Not fair. That was a sirfuckafist thread. I dropped the robot pic in there and didn’t go back. Now that I look through that thread I see a “Janormousmanboobs’ reference, but not “Janormous”. I don’t know that your copyright claim holds up.

Rack Nazi says "No rack for you."

At least McNabb got there. The only way JaNotathyroidproblem will get there is if he buys a ticket.

Not if he gets hungry and eats the ticket.

I'm sure I'm forgetting someone along the way, but when was the last time an LSU guy not named Addai didn't shit the NFL bed?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:JaIn-N-Out? Someone had to have dropped that one already.

He's from Mobile. JaWaffleHouse would be more appropriate.

Dinsdale wrote:I'm sure I'm forgetting someone along the way, but when was the last time an LSU guy not named Addai didn't shit the NFL bed?

Marcus Spears has been a serviceable defensive end in a 3-4 scheme for the Boys. Having said that, he will probably be released or traded this offseason.

Joe in PB wrote:Jabiscut&gravy is so far removed from reality, he thinks a statement like "I'm not where I want to be, and I won't be there, til quit some time" is acceptable.

Nobody's going to remember that.

DON'T TALK TO ME!!!!1 is and will forever remain a classic.

I heard your quarterback walked into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close down the restaurant.

Killian wrote:JaNotathyroidproblem

Sudden Sam wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:I'm sure I'm forgetting someone along the way, but when was the last time an LSU guy not named Addai didn't shit the NFL bed?

Dwayne Bowe, LeRon Landry, Kevin Faulk, A.J. Duhe, Dalton Hilliard, Bert Jones, Glenn Dorsey, Jacob Hester...

...not all superstars, but some good NFLers there.

Dwayne "hands of stone" Bowe has dropped way too many passes and Glenn "pass the donuts" Dorsey couldn't sniff a sack if he was wearing the QB's jock strap over his head. They were both high 1st round draft picks and have been, to this point, quite disappointing.

LSU players can't handle the bling.