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Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:59 am
by Chyna
http://thetrollingprofessionalsii.netbo ... .php?t=404*NSFW!!
Looks like there's trouble in paradise, the mental midget has pissed on another friend. No big surprise.
Edited to add: She asked to be deleted- how long until she logs in under a phantom admin account and starts deleting people?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:15 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Martyred wrote:RACK you and RACK TTP.
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Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 am
by Chyna
Me thinks Marty wants some midget puss. :katy: I guess some people have to take Otis' very sloppy seconds :blorf:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:23 am
by mvscal
I laughed.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:25 am
by Mace
Perk sure knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he?

EDIT: OMG, I gotta keep up my spreadsheet. Otis married that stupid bitch? Now that is some funny fucking shit.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:27 am
by Chyna
Any bets on how long this Love in will last?

I'm going to call another month and she''ll be interviewing for the next su...errr, I mean internet boyfriend/husband.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:30 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Chyna, you have issues.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:34 am
by Chyna
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties. :lol: :lol:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:35 am
by Mace
Chyna wrote:
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties. :lol: :lol:
Be careful, Marty, Perk could be hiding in there.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:37 am
by Tom In VA

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:42 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Chyna wrote:
Martyred wrote:Chyna, you have issues.
Says the dewd who's trying to get into Katy's tarp sized panties. :lol: :lol:
Regardless of what went on here, she has always done right by me. I have no axe to grind with her, I consider her a friend.

You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier (or whatever fucking discount expired produce vendor that decided to employ you.)

Get a life.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:45 am
by mvscal
Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier
I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:47 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
mvscal wrote: I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory?

She wishes.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:49 am
by Chyna
Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote: I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory?

She wishes.
I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep. :lol:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:50 am
by Mace
Chyna wrote: I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep. :lol:
Really? Got a website?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:57 am
by Chyna
Mace wrote:
Chyna wrote: I do!!! FTR, I never manufactured them, just sold wind up hopping penises and blow up sheep. :lol:
Really? Got a website?
Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).

Edited to add: Hey Marty if you need some elevator shoes or stilts I can hook you up. Just let me know.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:07 am
by Mace
Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).
Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:11 am
by Chyna
Mace wrote:
Yes, ask Marty for the link...he just purchased a penis pump (I gave him a killer discount).
Actually, I was more interested in the blow up sheep. Got any killer deals?
I think I'll just send everyone here one on me. :wink:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:12 am
by Tom In VA

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:22 am
by Van
By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...
Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.
:lol:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:24 am
by Mikey
So Marty really IS Otis. Or vice versa. I knew it.

Or is he just Otis' wingman picking up sloppy seconds?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 am
by War Wagon
Martyred wrote: Regardless of what went on here, she has always done right by me. I have no axe to grind with her, I consider her a friend.
Likewise.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Mikey wrote:I knew it.

I wish your mother knew how to untwist a coathanger around your 2nd trimester.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:33 am
by Chyna
Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...
Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.
:lol:
It was interesting to say the least.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:36 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Tom In VA wrote:
wtf? Bwaaa

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:43 am
by PSUFAN
Wait 'til Coodle Analytics gets his dickpinchers on this one.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:45 am
by poptart
Katy and a bestest fliend are no longer fliends, but are instead, mortal enemies??

Can.
Not.
Believe.
That.


You payin' attention, Otis?


Anyway ...


I lost track of the times - at around 57 - that Katy said she was OUT of that thread.


:D

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 am
by Chyna
poptart wrote:Katy and a bestest fliend are no longer fliends, but instead, mortal enemies??

Can.
Not.
Believe.
That.


You payin' attention, Otis?


Anyway ...


I lost track of the times - at around 57 - that Katy said she was OUT of that thread.








:D
Only 57? She's showing amazing restraint. Maybe it's because she's in love. :logan:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:58 am
by Dr_Phibes
Martyred wrote: You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier (or whatever fucking discount expired produce vendor that decided to employ you.)

Get a life.
Bet you tossed your hair back when you wrote that.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:56 am
by Chyna
Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...
Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.
:lol:
Oh and please be careful of the cockshots, boys- she likes to share them as well. The one with the chocolate syrup was rather interesting. :shock:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:01 am
by Atomic Punk
I never did give the wytches props for making my cock look 4 to 5 times bigger than it really is. So props. Ummm, why am I a topic again after what... 4 years? I think R-Jack's wife said neither myself nor R-Jack were responsible for the latest gelding? This was shortly after TV0 was doing an ass exam while holding a flask. Never saw him again anyway.

I thought I was reading a thread about the recent events of 2004.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:05 am
by BSmack
Chyna wrote:
Van wrote:By far, this was the best nugget from that entire thread...
Chyna, talking about Katy, wrote:Oh, and boys, do be careful when you have phone sex with her…. she tapes it.
She actually has a tape of Ken; of course he didn’t know he was being taped at the time.
:lol:
It was interesting to say the least.
Was he able to get there with a 7 iron?

sin

The golf forum

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:06 am
by Chyna
Atomic Punk wrote:I never did give the wytches props for making my cock look 4 to 5 times bigger than it really is. So props. Ummm, why am I a topic again after what... 4 years? I think R-Jack's wife said neither myself nor R-Jack were responsible for the latest gelding? This was shortly after TV0 was doing an ass exam while holding a flask. Never saw him again anyway.

I thought I was reading a thread about the recent events of 2004.
Apparently Katy is or was promising to release your red teddy pic???
Can we get an exclusive preview right here?? :D

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:10 am
by Atomic Punk
Sure Chyna, as that was a joke. The pics you have are all that exist. If you pay me enough and slap my ass, I can accommodate. Then I'll pump a load on your awaiting mah hole. I remeber that story now. It was SG's sick sister that took that bait.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:16 am
by Chyna
Atomic Punk wrote:Sure Chyna, as that was a joke. The pics you have are all that exist. If you pay me enough and slap my ass, I can accommodate.
I'll pass on the ass slappin'...how much $$ ???

Apparently your good friend Katy claims there is a pic of you in a red teddy. She's told people I have a copy as well as Lana. It's just another of her never ending lies.


So, were you invited to her wedding-or would it be called the gathering of the lollipop guild? I want to be P.C., those little peeps can be pretty touchy.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:24 am
by Atomic Punk
Remind me to never give PUSFAG or R-Jerk a bad time other than just bullshit again. I really don't get why I'm a topic again other than a few can make this amusing?

The threatened pic is from LV/RR as she took the bait. I think it was a result of R-Jack giving me shit for a Marv Albert reference. Pretty sure that's where it "came" from.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:41 pm
by TVO
mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:You, on the other hand, are a frustrated Town And Country cashier
I thought Chyna owned a dildo factory? Why do you hate capitalism?
You vapid dolt.

Why do you hate self love?

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:49 pm
by Van
Oh, I'm sure as fuck that he doesn't. :lol:

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:01 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm interested in hearing from the Profound Ladies' Man, Ken.


RACK BSmack-BTW.

Re: Not so happy Birthday

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:38 pm
by indyfrisco
Funny shit. Who would have EVER saw this coming?