T1B

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:59 pm**

Let's get something straight. This board is owned and operated by the admin group. It is provided to users at our convenience, and run the way that we'd like it to be run. Mostly what we want to provide and preserve is a place for people to log in, shoot the shit, talk about sports, crack some jokes, run a little smack.

We do NOT offer the board so that people can show up just to annoy others senselessly, humorlessly, artlessly. That appears to be your purpose. There is nothing redeeming about your routine of late. You don't further discussions in the sports forums. You don't bring anything notable in the area of discourse. You don't even post pictures of naked women.

We generally stick with a neutral interpretation of the Board Rules as a guide for the liberty of folks who show up here to post. Don't let that confuse you, though - your ability to post or even read here comes at our discretion. If someone is just here to bore everyone to death and presents nothing redeeming as balance, then we're going to wonder why we're availing them of our resources. That's where we are right now, little guy. No one wants to give bandwidth to someone who gives nothing back - ever - and exists just to annoy the mods and test the admins.

So, get with the program. Give up Ankle for Lent. Be the TVO you were at one time...who at least was pretty funny, capable of making others laugh.

Otherwise, just fuck off.

P.S. I'm starting to wonder if a height requirement would be something to consider for the board. It sure seems like the midgets have been causing all the trouble around here. RACK Randy Newman, and UNWAR Napoleon.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:20 pm**

Seriously, 5'6" is is high as he could state. Plus he "m2's" pics off the net of females. I caught him posting one of some internet ho 3 or 4 years ago.

Although he has a lisp, he used to be cool in a pot smoking way. RIP TVBlOw.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:30 pm**

The most decorated Soldier in United States history stood 5'5" Some of the ballsiest warriors during Vietnam were tunnel rats. These tunnel rats were usually slightly built, shorter than average men.

True story.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:39 pm**

Any male my height or under has to go.

I'm 5'7".

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:46 pm**

trev wrote:Any male my height or under has to go.

I'm 5'7".

With or without the thigh high boots with stiletto heels ?

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:47 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:
With or without the thigh high boots with stiletto heels ?

Trev...or you?

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:51 pm**

Clearly my response to trev was not well thought out.

RACK Marty.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:54 pm**

I better stoop when Tom's around. Ugh..

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:26 pm**

5'9" Bringing the fucking pain. Stump Mitchell style.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:38 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Let's get something straight. This board is owned and operated by the admin group. It is provided to users at our convenience, and run the way that we'd like it to be run. Mostly what we want to provide and preserve is a place for people to log in, shoot the shit, talk about sports, crack some jokes, run a little smack.

We do NOT offer the board so that people can show up just to annoy others senselessly, humorlessly, artlessly. That appears to be your purpose. There is nothing redeeming about your routine of late. You don't further discussions in the sports forums. You don't bring anything notable in the area of discourse. You don't even post pictures of naked women.

We generally stick with a neutral interpretation of the Board Rules as a guide for the liberty of folks who show up here to post. Don't let that confuse you, though - your ability to post or even read here comes at our discretion. If someone is just here to bore everyone to death and presents nothing redeeming as balance, then we're going to wonder why we're availing them of our resources. That's where we are right now, little guy. No one wants to give bandwidth to someone who gives nothing back - ever - and exists just to annoy the mods and test the admins.

So, get with the program. Give up Ankle for Lent. Be the TVO you were at one time...who at least was pretty funny, capable of making others laugh.

Otherwise, just fuck off.

P.S. I'm starting to wonder if a height requirement would be something to consider for the board. It sure seems like the midgets have been causing all the trouble around here. RACK Randy Newman, and UNWAR Napoleon.

You're short....You contirbute nothing.......You're humorless.........You have no redeeming value..........You bring nothing to the table.....blahblahblah. You gonna come up with something fresh and original you facist fuckhole?

Sin,
Midget Fail.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:19 am**

i seem to recall that way back when, prolly SC3 era, he was actually funny on occasion. what happened? i guess 8 or 9 years of life beating you down has an effect.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:48 am**

I don't know if the two things are related, but it's fairly easy to pinpoint exactly when TVO The Poster went to shit: immediately upon becoming an attorney.

Before he was an attorney, he occasionally tried to be funny, and sometimes he succeeded. Once he became an attorney, he became habitually pompous and hyper-anal, and he stopped being funny. He switched gears and began devoting his entire time on these boards to nitpicking people and telling everyone they're wrong about everything. Nothing else; just a nearly nonstop barrage of humorless vitriol.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:59 am**

I don't remember TVO as being anything but a humorless bitterman and I've been at these boards for about 10 years now.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:13 am**

Shit, Todd, my favoritest poster of the past year, 88, is an attorney.

Still, yeah, TVO's posting style definitely underwent a change for the worse somewhere around the time he became an attorney.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:33 am**

I'll just throw this one out here.

Perhaps TVO is toying with you. Perhaps, like all the little inside jokes and cliques, he has his own and simply ... toys with whomever will play.

I don't know. Seems like a happening guy. Lawyer, making some money, doing some good for folks who can't afford competent representation, nailing hot broads like the one KC Scott said he nailed. All the while coming in here to argue totally absurd things to get a rise out of folks, and get under their skin.

That's my take.

OOOOT

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:13 am**

None of that matters. The point is that his posts have mostly sucked.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:03 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:Perhaps TVO is toying with you.

Yeah, that was covered in the first post of this thread. The point is, that type of suckage is on a real short leash.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:43 pm**

Tom In VA wrote:I'll just throw this one out here.

Perhaps TVO is toying with you. Perhaps, like all the little inside jokes and cliques, he has his own and simply ... toys with whomever will play.

I don't know. Seems like a happening guy. Lawyer, making some money, doing some good for folks who can't afford competent representation, nailing hot broads like the one KC Scott said he nailed. All the while coming in here to argue totally absurd things to get a rise out of folks, and get under their skin.

That's my take.

OOOOT

so, if his idea of trolling is to be as bitter and unfunny as possible, he has succeeded.

As to your point that he is just being contrarian, you can be contrarian and funny. Some of my favorite posters in this shithole are 180 opposite of most of my views.

Posted: **Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:59 pm**

Toddowen wrote:Maybe it's because he went through so much abuse in his journey to pass the bar?

When he walked in for the exam, the higher-ups (pun intended) at the california Bar Association took a look at him, and the hijinx ensued...

Head examiner: Oh, we have a 'special' bar exam for people of your... stature. In cases such as this, two of us hold a bar, and you have to bend backwards and try to go as low as possible, while tropical music plays.

His status as an attorney has been in limbo ever since, hence his bitterness.

Posted: **Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:15 pm**

"His status as an attorney has been in limbo ever since, hence his bitterness."

...nails it!

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:18 pm**

PSUFAN wrote: It is provided to users at our convenience, and run the way that we'd like it to be run.

You're doing a shit job.

We do NOT offer the board so that people can show up just to annoy others senselessly, humorlessly, artlessly.

Actually you do... daily. You are a good example of a poster that is humorless, artless and senseless.

You don't further discussions in the sports forums.

I have friends that I discuss sports with I don't need you fuckholes for that. Never have never will.

You don't bring anything notable in the area of discourse.

Other than being right damn near every time I post.

You don't even post pictures of naked women.

That is a fucking lie.

Don't let that confuse you, though - your ability to post or even read here comes at our discretion.

Thanks for the primer on internet contract law you flaming ball of puss.

If someone is just here to bore everyone to death and presents nothing redeeming as balance, then we're going to wonder why we're availing them of our resources.

Wonder away asshole. 99% of the board 'presents nothing redeeming' to this board. Ok maybe it's 97% or 93%.

little guy.

"~~enselessly, humorlessly [and] artlessly" you say?~~

No one wants to give bandwidth to someone who gives nothing back - ever - and exists just to annoy the mods and test the admins.

So, get with the program. Give up Ankle for Lent. Be the TVO you were at one time...who at least was pretty funny, capable of making others laugh.

Otherwise, just fuck off.

Did you just threaten me? That is fucking funny. I'll post when I want and how I want and you will either be a fuckhole and ban me or you'll be a POS and threaten me again or you'll pull your head out of your ass. Up to you.

P.S. I'm starting to wonder if a height requirement would be something to consider for the board. It sure seems like the midgets have been causing all the trouble around here. RACK Randy Newman, and UNWAR Napoleon.

"enselessly, humorlessly [and] artlessly" you say?

Van,
I'm a better poster than you today, I was a better poster than you yesterday and I will be a better poster than you tomorrow.

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:46 pm**

^^^^^^^

Nice job running yourself faggot....

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:53 pm**

Two week vanity search much?

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:15 pm**

TVO wrote:Van,
I'm a better poster than you today, I was a better poster than you yesterday and I will be a better poster than you tomorrow.

Link?? The only time you may have been a better poster than me was during my two-year absence. Otherwise, you don't even rate as a poster. On either side of the political fence, on nearly any side of any debate involving just about anybody of any particular bent, you've never been thought of as more than a fly that can't stop its incessant, annoying buzzing around the lamps.

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:40 pm**

"~~enselessly, humorlessly [and] artlessly" you say?~~

~~Why...yes - yes, I do.~~

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:44 pm**

Van wrote:
TVO wrote:Van,
I'm a better poster than you today, I was a better poster than you yesterday and I will be a better poster than you tomorrow.
Link?? The only time you may have been a better poster than me was during my two-year absence. Otherwise, you don't even rate as a poster. On either side of the political fence, on nearly any side of any debate involving just about anybody of any particular bent, you've never been thought of as more than a fly that can't stop its incessant, annoying buzzing around the lamps.

I'd rather read Van wax eloquent on guitar string gauges 'till the end of the world, than ever read a TVOInfant thread.

Posted: **Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:06 pm**

You probably wouldn't believe how deeply involved discussions on guitar string gauges can become on guitar message boards.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:34 am**

Not really you thimble-dick...that's why they're guitar boards. Where's the fucking surprise? Certainly not you posting another "the sky is blue" observation about something.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:03 am**

Awww, looks like someone's feeling a little cranky and impotent again!

Yep, Dr. Douche is right.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:15 am**

TVO says wha? Van, do you realize how stupid that response was?? I have no vested interested in guitar discussions or in TVO as a poster here...wtf would I be chapped about?

OTOH, you just demonstrated quite clearly that you took some offense at me observing how dumb your post was...

Look in the mirror, bitch

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:34 am**

You're cute when you're cranky. Dumb, but cute. You're kinda like Ana's dog, actually.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:36 am**

Angry? Still TVO'ing it in today, eh?

My apologies for making you feel put out by pointing the irony of your prior comment. You'll get over it, I'm sure.

If not, contact Todd.

Posted: **Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:47 am**

Van wrote:I don't know if the two things are related, but it's fairly easy to pinpoint exactly when TVO The Poster went to shit: immediately upon becoming an attorney.

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Posted: **Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:30 pm**

R-Jack wrote:Two week vanity search much?

Full of fucking crap much you horrid pedo?

Van,
If being wrong all the time is good, then you are the BEST!

BTW- Nice one socal.

T1B

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