T1B

I kicked Douchebag's ASS hard enough that he hasn't been showing his disgusting face in the address bar.

At one point, his blood was so plentiful in dispensation that I had to wipe out my eye sockets just to be able to complete the important task.

I stamped on one of his testicles and flattened it - but all he did was groan and get half-erect. This is truly a vile, degenerate SHIT of a guy. I will not continue the beating because I fear he's getting too much pleasure out of it. A-bomb actually found some pink bandages for them all to wear. To me, that's like RED is to an enraged bull.

If you want to stop by, hike up that short skirt and piss on them, feel free. Might be kinda hot...

I may stop by for a few and sit on his face, while I eat my outrageously large bowl of Apple Jacks.

I'll leave the pissing to my Pomeranian.


Truth be told, I kinda like the chunky chap....which is why I choose to eat Apple Jacks.


Less gas, and all.

Btw, thanks for getting Douchebag's cheesy punim back up next to my web address.

All is right with the world. :chirps

Yowsers.

yowsah!

Ana Ng wrote:large bowl of Apple Jacks.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice bangs, for Christ's sake.

STFU, faggot.

88 wrote:Is it just me?

Ouuuuch.

mvscal wrote:

Ana Ng wrote:I may stop by for a few and sit on his face, while I eat my outrageously large bowl of Apple Jacks.

You're not going to get...well, you know...all weird and stuff on us, are you? I'm mean sure everything's just great while you're wafting delicate, cinnamon scented pets de Ana (that's French for Ana's farts, btw) across our eagerly dilated nostrils but isn't that how it always begins?

How? How can we...trust you? We've been through so much recently.

I try to keep THAT stuff at the other place.

Unless, of course....someone brings it here seeking, well.....I have no idea what?


"Nipple paintings" were going to be my next "thing", but I'm having trouble holding the camera phone.


I was kidding about the farts, btw. I totally can't even DO that on command.

88 wrote:Is it just me?

swing and a miss. now goldan on the other hand.....

Ana Ng wrote:

I just might print that out on some high glossy paper and punch a hole in it.

Just a case of bad lighting.

Nothing to right click, save as here.

~Dog

wytch two hands pulling at the lips and voila, goatse tribute.

They must have had Ana's pic in mind when the terms "Cute as a button" and "DSLs" were invented.

That girl sure can look adorable.

One of the positive outcomes of the board issues over the weekend was finding out where mag7 was and visiting.

There was Radio to be had over at StuckNut and Ana hosted. Cool tunes(80's-90's alternative) and an adorable voice to match the adorable face.

She should come here to do a show, I think they only give her an hour or something over there and there have apparently been some openings on our radio channel.

By all means, get Ana here to do her radio show. Minus Katy in Chat, that's a big gash that needs filling.

I mean gap.

I mean...

...whatever. Ana, get in there.

Van wrote:By all means, get Ana here to do her radio show. Minus Katy in Chat, that's a big gash that needs filling.

I mean gap.

I mean...

...whatever. Ana, get in there.

You're the charmer dude. It's her thread. You're on the clock.

Tom In VA wrote:

Van wrote:By all means, get Ana here to do her radio show. Minus Katy in Chat, that's a big gash that needs filling.

I mean gap.

I mean...

...whatever. Ana, get in there.

You're the charmer dude. It's her thread. You're on the clock.

Dude, seriously, I think we're gonna need a bigger boat...



...or at least somebody besides yours truly to captain the ship.

What's going on hur?

I'm glad you dig the radio show thing Tom, thanks. I have 2 hours over at SN, and I kinda dig that.....because it's "comfortable", and folks at the other boards know where to find me.

I'm gay like that. Whatever.


I'd be more than happy to hang out and listen though. I'll check out the radio page.


Oh, and can someone NOT "goatse" my fucking picture please. Holy crap. SO not cool.



Van.

^^^ Just so you didn't think that I didn't notice you in this thread.

Van. VAN!

mvscal, don't kid yourself. Her little note to me there was in response to my explicit instructions for her to stop loving me so goddamn much. I told her...I told her...that she needs to quit me. The little angel was so distraught that she couldn't speak her response. She could only bring herself to doodle it sideways on a notepad, then she had her fake cat-dog shoot the pic.

It was a shitty, shitty fortnight, but we learned from our mistakes, and now we're better people for it. We learned our lesson, and this time we're keeping it away from these damnable message boards. You people ain't gonna know jack fuck about it. Your only clue will be the wafting scent of cinnamon breasts.

Never again will we allow ourselves to be sullied by this grotesque public.

mvscal wrote:So what about nipple paintings? How does that work? Do you have a NEA grant for that?

Not yet.

But the "No Education Association" tells me I display the most promise they've seen so far this year.


As far as the paintings, I was thinking of just pinching the metal part of the brush onto a nip, dipping it in paint, and taking requests? I dunno? Depends on the day I suppose.


I usually don't plan this stuff too far in advance.

Well tonight is apparently the Wed. "Free for All".

I think I speak for most of the board's radio afficionados when I say ....

Let me lay it on ya like this ....

Ana certainly has a much prettier face than the pre-op tranny called Lillian Vernon. Do we have any full body shots?

Full body shots? Dude, she's posted her tits. They were real and they were spectacular.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Full body shots? Dude, she's posted her tits. They were real and they were spectacular.

I know you're all like OG Admin and all. But rules are rules dude. Do the right thing.

Alas, those pics are stored on the spank bank hard drive - nowhere else, unfortunately...

where's pron when you need him?

Tom In VA wrote:One of the positive outcomes of the board issues over the weekend was finding out where mag7 was and visiting.

There was Radio to be had over at StuckNut and Ana hosted. Cool tunes(80's-90's alternative) and an adorable voice to match the adorable face.

She should come here to do a show, I think they only give her an hour or something over there and there have apparently been some openings on our radio channel.

Mag7 is fun for about a month... after that, if you have an IQ above 90, it's pretty much the same sad junior high antics.

I think Biggie summed it up best but in nicer wording... if you want to act like a high school outcast Mag7 is a perfect fit; if you want to have an intelligible conversation with other adults I'd stick to T1B.

You can come of left field now SunCoast, we're at bat now.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Alas, those pics are stored on the spank bank hard drive - nowhere else, unfortunately...

where's pron when you need him?

At least that one famous pic of Ana's tits is available in an Archived thread here. I saw it yesterday. I still say that ain't the same girl. That girl looks Filipino, or Portuguese, or something. There's also a nice shot of Katy's tits there, though it's not completely nude like Ana's.

Tom In VA wrote:You can come of left field now SunCoast, we're at bat now.

I had to catch up from what I missed yesterday afternoon!!! Bastage.

We're also on field #3. Go past the hot dog stand, around the basketball court, take a left.

Tom In VA wrote:We're also on field #3. Go past the hot dog stand, around the basketball court, take a left.

I dunno if I can make it... my wheelchair is acting up, again.

Goober McTuber wrote:Do we have any full body shots?

This isn't gonna go well for me, here....




Save the "granny suit" smack, "Screw_MeAgain"....already heard it, and frankly.....it's the reason I bought the suit. I LOVED the vintage style, so CAN IT!


I already know, big ass....cluttered counter....laundry hanging from doorknob....towel unfolded....

Ana Ng wrote:

You're still hot as hell.

There's nothing wrong with the suit. Less material would be better, of course...

Rack you for squeegeeing Salad Tosser's money shots off of the mirror before cameratime.

Looks like a nice rack all and all.

Never saw that one before. Looks like you took that one only moments before you took the nude one which appears in your archived (!)Mikey....(!) thread. Regardless, yeah, your breasts are real and spectacular. S_M makes a good point, though. As cute as your face is, it's a shame that you hide it in those full-body shots.

Thanks, Ana.

What's going on here?