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Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:42 pm
by Diogenes
Am I the only one for whom this isn't working? Just curious.

Now back to all Katy/Otis/LV talk. PTI.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:50 pm
by War Wagon
yeah, same issue here.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:52 pm
by Diogenes
I don't really care. I just thought it would be a blast to post a thread on something different.


1st.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:57 pm
by War Wagon
I thought of posting a thread about the first female to ever win a PBA event but realized we don't have a bowling forum.

That was pretty cool, though. This chick thrashed some tough competition.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:59 pm
by Smackie Chan
Diogenes wrote:I just thought it would be a blast to post a thread on something different.
Objection. It's a tangential reference to the same topic, since it's a function of the board having to be accessed through an alternate URL, which is unnecessary save for the havoc wreaked by the defendants.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:01 pm
by Diogenes
The View active topics link is kaput as well. I realize the people running this place have other things to do. Just thought I'd mention it in case nobody brought it to their attention.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:03 pm
by Diogenes
Smackie Chan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:I just thought it would be a blast to post a thread on something different.
Objection. It's a tangential reference to the same topic, since it's a function of the board having to be accessed through an alternate URL, which is unnecessary save for the havoc wreaked by the defendants.
Overturned. If I had said totally unrelated or completely different your point be valid. I chose my words carefully.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:07 pm
by Smackie Chan
Diogenes wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:I just thought it would be a blast to post a thread on something different.
Objection. It's a tangential reference to the same topic, since it's a function of the board having to be accessed through an alternate URL, which is unnecessary save for the havoc wreaked by the defendants.
Overturned. If I had said totally unrelated or completely different your point be valid. I chose my words carefully.
Objection upheld on appeal. Adverbs do not substantially or significantly alter original meaning.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:10 pm
by Diogenes
Smackie Chan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Objection. It's a tangential reference to the same topic, since it's a function of the board having to be accessed through an alternate URL, which is unnecessary save for the havoc wreaked by the defendants.
Overturned. If I had said totally unrelated or completely different your point be valid. I chose my words carefully.
Objection upheld on appeal. Adverbs do not substantially or significantly alter original meaning.
Appellate ruling overturned by your HS English teacher.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Diogenes wrote:Am I the only one for whom this isn't working?
Doesn't work for me either.

OTOH, it makes it much easier to switch my trolls around.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:29 pm
by Smackie Chan
Diogenes wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Objection upheld on appeal. Adverbs do not substantially or significantly alter original meaning.
Appellate ruling overturned by your HS English teacher.
Adverbs typically express some relation of place, time, manner, attendant circumstance, degree, cause, inference, result, condition, exception, concession, purpose, or means. In this case, your defense of choosing words carefully is inadequate - the ruling is that the use of the word different implies a significant departure from the subject matter at hand, when, in fact, it is directly related to and correlated with that subject. An example of a subject different from said subject matter would be WW's bowling post, which bears no reasonable resemblance to the unfortunate subject matter.

All further attempted refutations of the objection that has been rightfully upheld are hereby rendered moot due to apathy.

Court is adjourned.

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Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:45 pm
by Diogenes
Smackie Chan wrote:
Diogenes wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:Objection upheld on appeal. Adverbs do not substantially or significantly alter original meaning.
Appellate ruling overturned by your HS English teacher.
Adverbs typically express some relation of place, time, manner, attendant circumstance, degree, cause, inference, result, condition, exception, concession, purpose, or means. In this case, your defense of choosing words carefully is inadequate - the ruling is that the use of the word different implies a significant departure from the subject matter at hand, when, in fact, it is directly related to and correlated with that subject. An example of a subject different from said subject matter would be WW's bowling post, which bears no reasonable resemblance to the unfortunate subject matter.

All further attempted refutations of the objection that has been rightfully upheld are hereby rendered moot due to apathy.

Court is adjourned.

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Obviously a Clinton appointee.

What does is mean again?

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:49 pm
by Smackie Chan
Diogenes wrote:What does is mean again?
That's a discussion for the chapter on verbs and forms of be.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:05 am
by PSUFAN
The temporary domain causes problems with cookies and sessions. Don't worry - that'll be fixed up once the domain situation is fixed up.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:08 am
by Smackie Chan
PSUFAN wrote:The temporary domain causes problems with cookies and sessions.
As opposed to 'sessions?

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:39 am
by PSUFAN
Heh heh...'praps not.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 12:59 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Smackie Chan wrote:As opposed to 'sessions?
deftly played

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:37 am
by War Wagon
Eye of the Tigress right there.

I doubt many know how hard it is to even qualify for a PBA event, much less a major. And what she pwned today was a major.

History was made today.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:44 am
by Van
It's bowling.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:46 am
by Van
Wags wrote:History was made today.
Yes, it was...in New Orleans.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:48 am
by War Wagon
Van wrote:It's bowling.
Did you have a point to make?

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:50 am
by Van
I think I made it. It's bowling. The guys she beat were probably drunk and/or suffering from nachos heartburn. :D

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:57 am
by War Wagon
Bowling is tougher than you may think. The oil patterns at a PBA event would fuck up my world.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:03 am
by Van
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Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:23 am
by War Wagon
Cute, but again no point.

You think the world of BTPCFB is tough?

Try the ruthless motherfuckers in the PBA.

My point is that a girl tamed them... some part of that you don't get?

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:27 am
by poptart
Dio wrote:Log me

Image

heh-heh-heh heh-heh-heh

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:35 am
by Van
poptart wrote:Image

heh-heh-heh heh-heh-heh-Munchlord-heh-heh-Douchelord-heh-heh-heh-you said lord-heh-heh-heh
l to r: SG and LV, watching Headbanger's Ball

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:42 am
by Roger_the_Shrubber
It does work, but...........

You have to have the Secret invis______member password.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:45 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Van wrote: l to r: SG and LV, watching Headbanger's Ball
how long do you plan on 'sessin?

:D

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:17 am
by Van
SG, thanks to the redirecting efforts of Katy and LV, I was dropped into LV's crypt the other day, where I saw your sister - a middle-aged woman, mind you - referring to someone as 'munchlord'. This, after seeing her add '-lord' to other brilliant words such as 'douche', 'gay', 'fag' and, her alltime favorite, 'jizz'.

As long as you two keep talking like thirteen year old stoners, I'll keep thinking of you that way.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:58 am
by Samurai Gangbang
Dude, you're at an anonymous internet message board in a forum called "Cul de Smack"... not exactly the bastion of mature and proper English grammar.
:lol:

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:11 am
by Van
SG, middle-aged women and their brothers shouldn't be routinely using 'munchlord', 'gaylord' and 'jizzlord' as their nuclear material tipped spears o' smack. I'm not even commenting on her grammar, per se. I'm talking about the fact that she speaks like a thirteen your old stoner. She still heavily relies on Hair Metal phrases any reasonable adult ditched back in the '80s.

Is Missouri that backwards that you monkeys don't even realize how blatantly stupid you sound? When did Missouri become Kazakhstan? How are you twenty years behind the times? More to the point, how is it that a forty-four year old woman's speech hasn't advanced one iota since junior high?

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:14 pm
by Goober McTuber
Could you fix it so that Diaphanous is logged off automatically each visit? TIA.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:46 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:Could you fix it so that Diaphanous is logged off automatically each visit? TIA.
That feature ended at trev. :lol:

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:11 pm
by Diogenes
IndyFrisco wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
That feature ended at trev. :lol:
The ignore feature works much better when people don't go around quoting mindless anklebiters like McTurd.

Re: Log me on automatically each visit

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:14 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:Could you fix it so that Diaphanous is logged off automatically each visit? TIA.
We've got bigger fish to fry. We're working on a button that turns his cosmo into a fucking BEER.