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There has been much confusion over the years as to whether Perk is Marty, Marty is Perk, and Finkel is Einhorn. Like wolfman's 15 bucks, this matter needs resolution STAT. Please, bring forth your anecdotes, evidence, and anything else you may have to the table.

Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.

I think you may have him mixed up with Billy Barty.

Marty might be Billy Barty.
Marty might be a Doktor

But Marty's not Perk

Marty != Perk ... though I thought it was for awhile too. Of course, I'm basing this on word of mouth, but a reliable source.

IndyFrisco wrote:Marty != Perk ... though I thought it was for awhile too. Of course, I'm basing this on word of mouth, but a reliable source.

Better check your sources.

Mine are much more reliable.

First hand even.

"!=" means not equal

What does this mean?

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IndyFrisco wrote:"!=" means not equal

I suck at math.

My apologies...

It means not equal as well.

Imagine that! Multiple symbols have the same meaning!

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:What does this mean?

≠

Nice

What does this mean?

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Greater than and less than?

Orrrrr... http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms176020.aspx

What does this mean?

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11?
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Mikey wrote:What does this mean?

ξ

it means your skillz are ¢

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EHFAR!!!

8--<

I am more of an Access guy myself:



Like “Has Fucked Cinder" and “Pride” is Null and Right ([Country], 5)="anada"

Is Cinder a squirter*? Please advise asap.











*I don't think blood counts, damnit.

This thread isn't going well.

Well, then - AP's word here should be recognized as sterling. After all, right or wrong - who has furrowed his brow more over the matter? Who has labored longer into the night in his basement studio weighing the issue? Let's show a little respect for the guy - at least until Home Dept closes and he can scratch out his thoughts for himself.

When has Marty ever come out and denied it? On multiple occasions he's admitted to being The Denim Clad Warrior in that pic, and he's admitted to his bizarre tryst with Cinder. Never saw him recant. If he ever did recant, great, but I never saw it, and I know to a certainty that even as recently as within the past couple months he was still admitting to being TDCW.

What difference does it make ?

Inquiring minds need to know.

^^^ Exactly ^^^

The quickest way to get some people to melt round these parts are to tell them they are on a need to know basis...and they don't need to know.

Tom In VA wrote:What difference does it make ?

None, really. Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic, the Perk-Cinder thing was always a nonissue. The dating choices of people here are irrelevant. Whether or not Marty ever climbed up Cinder is also irrelevant.

Van wrote:Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic

Dude, the comic fodder is the resort to using that pic to smack Marty, by people who aren't sure whether or not it IS Marty.

I know I laughed out loud.

Now just using the pic, out of context and solely to somehow positions oneself above said poster ... that's pathetic.

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

Hear that, Jayhawk? You can stop lurking now.

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

Everything's good, iaa. Step forward, my friend.

The dating choices of people here are irrelevant.

The next round is on Buccaneer!

Papa Willie wrote:MARTY IS NOT PERK, GOD DAMMIT.

DEAL WITH IT!

^^^
What he said.

PSUFAN wrote: The next roundhouse is on Buccaneer!

FTFY

Tom In VA wrote:

Van wrote:Other than for the comic fodder provided by that one pic

Dude, the comic fodder is the resort to using that pic to smack Marty, by people who aren't sure whether or not it IS Marty.

Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, and a preemptive FUCK OFF to you War Wagon, for no real reason whatsoever.

Absolutely.

Rack Dins.

FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

But I guess since Dins says it's so, it must be so.

Van wrote: Except that Marty has on multiple occasions admitted to being the guy in that pic. Now, if he was only trolling, there ya go.

I'm not a spreadsheeter so I don't know. I do know that some folks might not confirm or deny certain things and let people run with it for whatever reason. Typically the pattern appears, Person A will disagree with Person B about Limberger Cheese.

Then Person B goes back and finds some information - true or false - and uses it against Person A, totally out of context, having nothing to do with Limberger Cheese. So secretly - alone or amongst "friends" a laugh ensues about what an idiot Person B is and how Person B has just been totaly pwnt in regards to Limberger Cheese.

Person A: Limberger is good cheese.
Person B: No it isn't.
Person A: You don't know what you're talking about.
Person B: You're short, you have a club foot and your lips are too big.
Person A: (Bwahahahahahahaha)

Katy wrote:FYI, Buccaneer/Spinach Genie-NOT A WOMAN BEATER.

He could be. He might be. Sayin'.