Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt

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Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt

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:lol:

As heard earlier from a local sports radio guy when speaking about Johnson's wishes:

"Chris Johnson is world class football fast. Usain Bolt is the fastest human being in the history of human beings."

He could have a 1% chance in something like a 50 or 60m race as Bolt is so tall and starts kind of slow. Not that Bolt couldn't spend a few practices tweaking his stride to compensate for the shorter distance.

Stick to your day job, Chris.
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Have the Raiders offered Bolt a contract yet?
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Johnson had a great season.

He'll probably also be the next high profile NFL flameout.

Oh, and BTW, he would be completely embarassed racing Bolt at any distance, without pads on.
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Mikey wrote:Johnson had a great season.

He'll probably also be the next high profile NFL flameout.

...is it his dreads Mikey?
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Re: Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt

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ChargerMike wrote:
Mikey wrote:Johnson had a great season.

He'll probably also be the next high profile NFL flameout.

...is it his dreads Mikey?

:lol: :lol:

are they flammable?
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