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7.5k or to bang Diane Lane.

this woman's breasts are completely underrated.


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Good challenge.

While I would take $1000 over a Lindsay Lohan bang, I would take a Diane Lane bang over 7.5k. In fact, I would put about 7.5 oz. of FriscoGoo in her in my alotted hour. Me loves me some Diane Lane.
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7.5k tax free?
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This is an easy one: BANG!!!
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The fact you even present the money option on this one suggests that you are possibly gay or stupid, OR both.

She is one nice lady..
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Diane Lane has always been a hottie...even into her advanced age. She's in the Hollywood MILF elite.

So yeah, bang.
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In terms of mainstream cinema, it doesn't get much hotter than Diane Lane in Unfaithful....
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I'm not a Cal-Berkeley student/alumni and I'm male, so of course I'd fuck the living shit out of her.
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Van wrote:In terms of mainstream cinema, it doesn't get much hotter than Diane Lane in Unfaithful....
Agreed. The first thing I thought of when I saw the the thread. Bang.
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I would drink her doo-doo water over 7.5k.
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I used to have a girlfriend who looked just like her - body and all.

I had to break up with her because all she wanted to do was give me head.
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Looks a lot like my son's friend's milf, but, with a double helping of breastuses.

Would I pass up 7.5K, tax free to hit it once?

Just paid a tuition bill and not getting much OT these days, so I would honestly probably pass it up.

Ahhhh, who the hell am I kidding. I'd hit that and just make the OL pick up more hours at work.

That's one grade A piece, right there.

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Not only would I "pass up" $7500 to fuck Diane Lane (are you losers on Skid Row, or what?)... I would pay $7500 of my own money to fuck Diane Lane.


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To put this in proper perspective.... I would rather fuck Diane Lane once than 25 of ADAM'S crack whores. Got it?
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Did her and Michael Jackson share the same surgeon?
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Sirfindafold wrote:Did her and Michael Jackson share the same surgeon?
If so, I'd say the guy learned from his mistakes on jacko.
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$7.5K vs 3 seconds of pleasure. That's a tough one.
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I'm surely not underrating her breasts...they look top-notch to me.
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in one of the later scenes in the Outsiders, she's nipping pretty nicely underneath her sweater. scene is outside, on a hill.
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Not as hot as my wifey........ I'll take the cash

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20 years ago and at her fighting weight, I'd honestly say the OL was as hot. Still pretty good for a 46 year old slightly chunky mom, but, not even close to that.
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smackaholic wrote:20 years ago and at her fighting weight, I'd honestly say the OL was as hot. Still pretty good for a 46 year old slightly chunky mom, but, not even close to that.

Lucky for me mine has zero problems with the weight - and she's so vain if she ever did gain any she'd start doing marathons.

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Actually vanity is a very admirable trait in a woman - or maybe a better description is caring about how you look to the point where you take care of yourself.

As for my wife, she was a model for Ocean Paciffic through her late 20's when I met her. She's still 5'6" 116 lbs size 5.
She's also better looking than Diane Lane - IMHO of course and in a direct comparison with the pic I put up.
And since you probably wouldn't just take my word for it - a few of the members of T1B have met her as well.

Like I said, No complaints about life here
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KC Scott wrote:Actually vanity is a very admirable trait in a woman - or maybe a better description is caring about how you look to the point where you take care of yourself.

As for my wife, she was a model for Ocean Paciffic through her late 20's when I met her. She's still 5'6" 116 lbs size 5.
She's also better looking than Diane Lane - IMHO of course and in a direct comparison with the pic I put up.
And since you probably wouldn't just take my word for it - a few of the members of T1B have met her as well.

Like I said, No complaints about life here
Some people just can't handle the fact others married up. Better than the alternative.
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KC Scott wrote:Actually vanity is a very admirable trait in a woman - or maybe a better description is caring about how you look to the point where you take care of yourself.

As for my wife, she was a model for Ocean Paciffic through her late 20's when I met her. She's still 5'6" 116 lbs size 5.
She's also better looking than Diane Lane - IMHO of course and in a direct comparison with the pic I put up.
And since you probably wouldn't just take my word for it - a few of the members of T1B have met her as well.

Like I said, No complaints about life here

....word.... Lynn would be a 10 here in SoCal...that would put her off the charts for any of you yayhoo's east of Indio.

Hey, but Diane Lane ...very nice indeed.
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Thanks John - I thought same of Christine.

Maybe we should have a "wife" PET contest, but the only ones I'd trust on here are you, IndyFrisco and a few of the JA to be legit.

....And of course m2 since we know he's only down with those ren faire hotties he throws up :
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those fun bags look better in a dress
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Jobocky wrote:those fun bags look better in a dress
Watch the movie. In real time, moving, her naked tits are fucking outstanding.
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King Crimson wrote:in one of the later scenes in the Outsiders, she's nipping pretty nicely underneath her sweater. scene is outside, on a hill.

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