Jacko's Heart goes Wacko

Q, West Coast Style · Post by **Q, West Coast Style** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:26 pm

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-m ... 8163.story

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:28 pm

Chuckles D is catching up on overdue biz today, I see...

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:50 pm

Sounds as if he'll be doing the zombie moonwalk any minute now.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:53 pm

...he's gone...to the big freakoland

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:55 pm

socal wrote:Sounds as if he'll be doing the zombie moonwalk any minute now.

He's dead Jim

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:56 pm

I'm, surprisingly, unsatisfiyied to learn of his death

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:00 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:He must have another trial coming up.

Maybe the ticker gave out during another encounter...he's no spring chicken. As he always says, "the best part of 8 year olds is that I keep getting older and they stay the same age".

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:06 pm

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:08 pm

I'll probably get piled on for this...but....dude was very gifted.

I'm guessing the pedophile died from a combination of anorexia and the way he mutilated his body with surgeries and altering his skin color.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:10 pm

It's George W Bush's fault.

R.I.P.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:12 pm

....and here I thought that nap time at the Jackson residence was when the big hand touched the little hand.

R.I.P.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:15 pm

ChargerMike wrote:

Jesus H Christ..... that's some scarey shit. Imagine the PTSD suffered by countless young boys from THAT coming at them waving a skin-bleached cock and humming the music to "Pretty Young Thing"

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:26 pm

RIP this guy...

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:38 pm

Wonder if his family will want him to look black again for the funeral. Gotta think that whichever undertaker lands this gig will have his work cut out for him either way.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:44 pm

Celebs can relax now...there's your three...Jacko, McMahan, Fawcett

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:45 pm

Impressive week for the Reaper

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:46 pm

Somewhere in Bahrain, Prince Abdullah is probably pouring out a cold one on the curb.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:46 pm

JayDuck wrote:Impressive week for the Reaper

Isn't Walter Cronkite on the clock as well?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:53 pm

JayDuck wrote:Impressive week for the Reaper

no doubt, and there's still three days to go....

there's some I could only hope he'd pay a visit to

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:55 pm

RIP Michael.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:57 pm

JayDuck wrote:Impressive week for the Reaper

..rack..I laughed

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:04 pm

Nice to see the grim reaper putting up some career numbers this week.

Wish he'd make a swing by DC. I can think of a few hundred he can have there.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:07 pm

H4ever wrote:I'll probably get piled on for this...but....dude was very gifted.

Well, no shit, marcus.

He was very gifted. Too bad he spent the last quarter century or so turning himself from the king of pop to the king of a fukking freak show.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:10 pm

JayDuck wrote:I'm, surprisingly, unsatisfiyied to learn of his death

Y'know, that was my first thought. Being alive having to look at himself in the mirror and think about what a freak he has turned himself into was better punishment than being dead.

I look forward to how southpark plays this one. They'll think of something fukked up, I'm sure.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:11 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Don't you know Governor Sanford is doing backflips right about now?!

Thank you, Michael!

Nahhh, he's politically as dead as mike is already. Nothing will change that.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:14 pm

Medics will be jumping on Liz Taylor's chest very soon.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:15 pm

Did anybody pick up any points in the DP today? Seems to me somebody had to have jacko. That's a nice 50 points right there.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:21 pm

mvscal wrote:All right. You clowns knock it off with the wise cracks. Diego in Seattle has suffered a devastating loss. He has lost an inspiration, a mentor and a friend. It's probably going to take a long time before he is able to fondle a young boy's marble pouch without weeping.

Just give him some space.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:24 pm

L45B wrote:Wonder if his family will want him to look black again for the funeral. Gotta think that whichever undertaker lands this gig will have his work cut out for him either way.

Beat me to it....I was an apprentice mortician for a while and that dude is a morticians worst night mare. With no blood / body pressure..his grille will look worst than ever.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:26 pm

JayDuck wrote:Impressive week for the Reaper

Who is it going to be for the hat trick ?

Bastard was pissed that Farrah got all the AM publicity...he had to do something to get back in the press...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:46 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
mvscal wrote:All right. You clowns knock it off with the wise cracks. Diego in Seattle has suffered a devastating loss. He has lost an inspiration, a mentor and a friend. It's probably going to take a long time before he is able to fondle a young boy's marble pouch without weeping.

Just give him some space.

Why are you sucking mcskkkal's racist cock?

Cosmo Kramer · Post by **Cosmo Kramer** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:51 pm

I don't care what anybody says the video for Thriller is cool!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:21 am

mvscal wrote:All right. You clowns knock it off with the wise cracks. Diego in Seattle has suffered a devastating loss. He has lost an inspiration, a mentor and a friend. It's probably going to take a long time before he is able to fondle a young boy's marble pouch without weeping.

Just give him some space.

No doubt, he's curled up in a fetal positin in a corner, weeping and clutching his latest issue of Cub Scout magazine, while mumbling the lyrics to Beat-It over & over

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:09 am

Cuda wrote:
mvscal wrote:All right. You clowns knock it off with the wise cracks. Diego in Seattle has suffered a devastating loss. He has lost an inspiration, a mentor and a friend. It's probably going to take a long time before he is able to fondle a young boy's marble pouch without weeping.

Just give him some space.
No doubt, he's curled up in a fetal positin in a corner, weeping and clutching his latest issue of Cub Scout magazine, while mumbling the lyrics to Beat-It over & over

Naw....PYT would be more apt. "I want to loooove you....PYT..pretty young thing!"

You play that shit backwards and it states in a devil-voice: " It puts its' mouth on Uncle Mike's funny clown or else it get's the hose" over and over.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:35 pm

Was his last word, "McCauleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!"?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:24 pm

Cosmo Kramer wrote:I don't care what anybody says the video for Thriller is cool!

All his early shit was cool and remains cool in spite of what he became. Off The Wall, Thriller, Bad and even Dangerous were great pop albums.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:13 pm

Rack Muchobulls. Great minds think alike.

I usually just lurk here or check in to see Sudden Sam's newest PET thread but, I posted this elsewhere, was very proud of it, and thought I'd share it with you groundlings:

Boys

None of them I'll molest no more
With Macauley Culkin, I found what I was looking for
A nude boy to call my own
In his butt, I'll hide my bone
I'll spew, my friend, you'll see
Your mouth will be filled by me

Boys

You run away to hide from me
But now I'm gone and they all shout with glee
When I felt your smooth behind
No pubic hair to find
There's one thing you should know
My pedo ghost will haunt you so

They used to say Brooke and Lisa Marie
But I took Webster to the Grammys
They used to say whose kids are these?
Just 'cause they're white, I'm still Daddy
I found women turned me away
I liked young men but wasn't gay
If they only knew the joy
That I found from a little boy

Jesus juice and Jesus blood
Get'm drunk and pack their mud (Repeat 3X and fade out)

Thanks for your time. Back to lurking now.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:27 pm

Shoalzie wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:I don't care what anybody says the video for Thriller is cool!
All his early shit was cool and remains cool in spite of what he became. Off The Wall, Thriller, Bad and even Dangerous were great pop albums.

I thought Off The Wall was a great album. Thriller I could tolerate. Everything after that was a transparent attempt to replicate Thriller.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:33 pm

I'll bet you think the same about britney's early stuff.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:43 pm

RACK Invictus!!!