What if God was black?

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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What if God was black?

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What if you you were given unequivocal proof that God was a schvoogie?

Buddhism ain't looking too bad at this point, is it?
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God is spirit -- John 4:24


Jesus was very likely pretty well tanned ... at least. :wink:
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What if he was? What if he was purple? Who cares?

Jesus was Jewish. He probably looked like a Jewish man.

Moses was married to a black woman.

Doesn't matter to me in the slightest what these people looked like.

Does it matter to you? And if so, why?
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Would you bow down before a Mocha Messiah*?

*No...not Obama...sheeesh...
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Was trying to find a youtube clip of Archie Bunker vs. George Jefferson on whether Jesus was black or white. Classic stuff. :lol:
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Martyred wrote:Would you bow down before a Mocha Messiah*?

*No...not Obama...sheeesh...

Only white can be holy.
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