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mvscal wrote:OK, I guess I'm bored enough to ask just what in the fuck you're talking about.
That makes one of us. I'm barely board enough to drop a post saying I'm not sufficiently bored to care what's going on.

That's still pretty bored.
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What is more amazing than no one responding to this in 24 hours is the deafening silence on this latest Obama gaffe. Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
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I suppose he should just rename his Cabinet members Turdblossom or Penisdrip or whatever.

Then he wouldn't have to worry about slipping up and attracting the scorn of all the dipshit senile retirees in Florida which, I'm sure, is high on his list of importance.
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Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
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Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
So you've bought into that whole Obama is God thing, I see.

I'm really disappointed in you Van.
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Mikey, I don't even get whatever joke you're making there, and still I laughed. It just felt funny, somehow.

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You don't understand it, but you know it's funny.

I guess that's the definition of sophisticated humor.

Or something.
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Wolftard is dying?

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Wolfman wrote:But of course, Barry knows how to pronounce nuclear, so all is well !
He also knows how to chew a pretzel properly.
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Quick, Bri - wire him 15 bucks, or you'll regret it forever!
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Upon further review, . . .
Van wrote:Wolfie, seriously, why do you post? Is it just to hopefully stave off death?

Unfortunately, for us, it's working.
While I still think that's hilarious, I have to respectfully disagree with the basic context. Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.

I'm waiting for him to call Obama a "whippersnapper." Over/under: 1 week.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: Wolfie's anti-Obama railings, when taken as a whole, are hilarious, albeit most definitely unintentionally, in an old man shaking his fists with impotent rage, "get off my lawn" kinda way.
Maybe. Maybe not. But in this case he is absolutely correct...
Had it been W calling the Secretary of Defense BILL Gates, the howls of laughter and thigh slapping from comics and commentators would be deafening.
Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.
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Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.
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Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.
You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.
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Diogenes wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Diogenes wrote: ...lefties...

I call bullshit.
You're Canadian. By definition, your opinion is irrelevant.
Again with the ad hominems. At least on this board, Perk nailed it. How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?

And btw . . .
Diogenes wrote:Of course, lefties ignoring the substance of an argument and relying on ad hominems is par for the course.
Ad hominems? You'll recall I actually found a reason for Wolfie to continue posting.

The closest thing to an ad hominem came from Van. And he happens to be on Wolfie's side of the aisle.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: How many lefties are there on this board? Two or three, maybe?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Terry tries to make a funny. I guess it's an improvement over his political 'takes'.
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As long as Obama hasn't nominated this guy

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ERRR, the guy on the left

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to be Secretary of Defense, he's still a step or ten thousand ahead of Smirky McFlightsuit.
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The amount of cock slobbering for obango in this thraed is disturbing
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:meds:

That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.

Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.
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"Park yourself on a pinecone."

Gotta love that uniquely Upper Midwest flavored smack. Graphic alliteration, with a touch of Euell Gibbons.

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mvgoscal blue-lightspecial wrote:"Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck."
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:How many lefties are there on this board?
2:1 ratio, at least :meds:
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote::meds:

That's quite a reach even for your uninformed, no-take-having, shit-stirring, drama-feasting, attention-whoring ass.

Go park yourself on a pinecone, dumbfuck.
I guess what I said hit home for you, huh prancing princess?
Does your wife know you long to daily throat massage your patron saint obama's black cock?
I will bet when he pries you off of it, your mouth sounds like a loud champagne cork popping.
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Mgo got married?

Mgo, married. Classic.

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Van wrote:Mgo got married?

Mgo, married. Classic.

:mrgreen:
Oh thats right, gay marriages are not legal.
Scratch that then.. His "life partner" then :lol:
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Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Can you guys let me know when the fucking fury's unleashed? I have to run some errands and shit.
He HAS been unleashed. He called you a fag.
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