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Man caught having sex with table gets 6 months

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This may be glass dick material...
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/new ... ?id=150083

Dude is fucked up to be having sex with lawn furniture but as long as it isnt stolen and he isnt in public, I could care less it just seems like a waste of tax payer money.

Big question is why the guy who video taped it without dudes consent and then made DVDs of it was not brought in. What kind of freak video tapes a dude banging a sexy ass picnic table?

Now lets stop kidding ourselves the table was asking for it. Look at this sexy sumbitch right here and tell me you wouldnt....
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Gotta admit she's got nice legs.
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Pretty stiff - penalty - for having wood at the wrong time and wrong place.
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Damn you poptart i was just about to submit this and it showed me you replied while i was trying to submit....

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Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.

Sounds like some nosey neighbors.

If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?

Sounds like a crock of shit to me.

But whatever, he'll prolly hit the talk show circuit after his six months are up and rake in some large cayesh.

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poptart wrote:Personally, I don't think Art Price has committed a crime.

Sounds like some nosey neighbors.

If a guy wants to climb on his roof and fuck his gutter, why the hell should anyone care?
Would we have to pay for the gutter's health care?

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I am surprised it took Pedo in Seattle this long to post in a thread wherein deliciously bony legs were displayed.
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I’ll wait for Dins to weigh in on this. He’s the expert on deck screws.
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poptart wrote:Image

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Another splinter...shit!

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