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If today was your last day, who here would you run?

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poptart wrote:I'm convinced that some of you fucktards are going to be laying on your death bed, jabbing away at the *CALL* button so the nurse, who knows every pimple on your pasty white ass, can roll in with a laptop for you to log on and try to get over on the Guntslingers of the world.
Just think here, if your time on earth was running out and your activities here were passing, if you were going to throw the big switch later today and only had one last opportunity to get over on one of the board's legendary tards, who would it be? Personally, I'd unban Tardogenes just so I could kick him square in the teeth one last time. Then, if I had time, I'd take a huge shit on tards.net (not like that forum needs an extra helping of shit, considering what a wasteland of intelligence and rational thought that place is). Finally, right before I kick, I'd bitchslap Gobbles one last time before flatlining while listening to some rad MGMT.

Honorable mention to piling on Noj in the BTPCFB forum and kicking DB and the Crew square in the pills.
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If I had 24 hours to live, the last thing I would do with that time would be to post here.
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BSmack wrote:If I had 24 hours to live, the last thing I would do with that time would be to post here.
Hypothetically, dickwad.
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The only thing you’ve ever been able to run here is your jizz-encrusted mouth.
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So...you have 24 hours, and you want to waste 45 minutes or so trying to land a boot on the "pills" of a Crew Member? Those things are so small, it's virtually impossible to land a direct hit.

I think I'd spend most of the time trying to run Monen...and run her good. Then she can "get over on me" with the rest of the time.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:If I had 24 hours to live, the last thing I would do with that time would be to post here.
Hypothetically, dickwad.
Hypothetically I'd kick sand in your face and mock you for liking MGMT.
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BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:If I had 24 hours to live, the last thing I would do with that time would be to post here.
Hypothetically, dickwad.
Hypothetically I'd kick sand in your face and mock you for liking MGMT.
Well, I guess that's a step-up for you from bilking old men out of $15.
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15 bucks? That's what you make in a night of mopping up stalls. Right?
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Why did you not have time to return the check but found the time to stop at the bank and deposit it into your account?
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Jizz starting to crust up on your keyboard Screwy?
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Quit dodging the question.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Quit dodging the question.
Nobody appointed you Inquisitor. So shove your attitude up your semen and Crisco encrusted ass. I'm just taking advantage of this time to mock and insult you.
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Please don't try to "get over" by posting crank shots, dick.
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Awwww, did I hurt you wittle feeling Screwy?

Go fuck an anthill douche.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: one of the board's legendary tards, who would it be? Then, if I had time, I'd take a huge shit on tards.net (not like that forum needs an extra helping of shit, considering what a wasteland of intelligence and rational thought that place is). Finally, right before I kick, I'd bitchslap Gobbles one last time before flatlining while listening to some rad MGMT.

Honorable mention to piling on Noj in the BTPCFB forum and kicking DB and the Crew square in the pills.
After this brilliant post you have run yourself you fucking imbecile....you ARE one of the tards you are calling out.. most of us have never been to tards .net, whatever and wherever the hell that is...and YOU are going to bitch slap Gobbler ??? Bwwahhaaa....he's been in your dome so many times..he's that voice you keep hearing.." do it..do it"

Why don't you and Toddy figure out a way to suck each others dicks while you put the gun to your domes and blow your donkey brains all over the jack shack you guys hang out in...?? Don't bother with the web cam footage..cause nobody here cares...
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It would kill you.
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I think Deron, R-Jack and BSmack indirectly answered SM's question and ultimately succeeded.
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Mace wrote:
War Wagon wrote:It would kill you.
I wouldn't care.
No shit ..your going to be fucking dead anyway....
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Nice job, Screwball. Like any gutless pussy would, you call out a guy who can’t respond because he’s banned. But everyone who does respond kicks your fat ass all over the board. I love callout threads.
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