T1B

That's why I come here.

Well, that and the scat pics.


RACK.

It looked like abstract art of a Stanley Pickle gangbang.

BWAAAAA!

R-Jack wrote:Before this story gets much, much worse, let me give you a travel tip if you ever plan to take a three year old and a fifteen month old on a vacation. Don't. Just don't.

Then why the fuck did you do it? Great story, BTW.

What is even funnier ??

Dude has the time and ambition to write such a story.

His life really must be boring if the best he can do is write a story , and one that long about him shitting his pants.

Derron wrote:Dude has the time and ambition to write such a story.

This may seem like a total shock to a creatively inept simpleton like yourself, but some people can actually bang out a few paragraphs in less than a whole 8 hour work day. What seems like a semester's worth of creative writing to you, is a few minutes of free time to the capable.

[quote="R-Jack"]The San Diego Zoo is fucking awesome, but it's too much zoo to drag little kids around that only want to pet diseased goats and watch elephants shit. I could've took them to the Oakland Zoo for that.[quote]

Rack that horribley disgusting story R-Jack!

Just graphic enough for me to laugh and twinge, but not enough to make me lose my lunch or shit my pants.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Derron wrote:Dude has the time and ambition to write such a story.

This may seem like a total shock to a creatively inept simpleton like yourself, but some people can actually bang out a few paragraphs in less than a whole 8 hour work day. What seems like a semester's worth of creative writing to you, is a few minutes of free time to the capable.

You wasted all that time and brain power to respond to my severe smacking of R-Jerk, Bwahahahaa, you suck and have no life!


Sin,
Derron

Story was decent, I laughed, I cried, and give it 5 Golden Turds.

RACK R-Jack

Tom In VA wrote:5 Golden Turds.

Reindeer season will be here before you know it.

R-Jack wrote:Of course, like KC Paul when a fresh tray of bacon hits the buffet line

One question.

Do I need to pay rent for taking so much space up inside your cavernous dome? I WOULDN'T, but I needed to ask anyway.

Rack the fuck out of that horrible experience.

Poor fly.

an unwashed hippie date raping a placenta

hahahaha! Rack the wet-brained fucktard!

If the last 95% was a boring as the first 5%, I feel sorry for anybody who took the time to read the whole thing.

RevLimiter wrote:taking so much space up

Confession is good for the soul. Preach it, tubby.

Bravo.

Just wish I hadn't read that after eating a bit too much linguine. OK, way too much.

Thanks for the hernia, asshole.

A-

Many thanks for such a beautiful story. Hey Derron, it's catharsis: such testimony is key to overcoming a traumatic event. The entertainment value is a bonus.

If R-Jack had been able to look into a crystal ball and seen this experience awaiting him in his future, I wonder if he would have mustered the will to keep living.

Shit happens tuff gong.

R-Jack, if you pulled this off near the stops outside Atascadero or Coalinga then nobody would have been the wiser, and if it were those stops, you are a either a brave man, or a full on desperate dumbfuck to stop there with family in tow.

rack the nasty trou story.

R-Jack wrote:Completely unaware of the trauma I just went through, my wife takes one look at me defeated, dejected, humiliated, violated by a fly with mud on my bare feet and my face looking like it aged ten years in ten minutes

So now you look like you finally hit puberty? Props on that, at least, I suppose.

and said.....

......."At least you're not AP"

Rack the story, btw.

Rack R-Jack

not for blasting puke and blown bark all over the reststop, but for the Hemmingwayesque stop frame verbal photography.

I can just feel the fly on my bung