Brush with Oscar

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:16 pm

Last night, a friend and I are at the Olde Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A few minutes after we get there, a hottie, who looks vaguuely familiar, sits next to me on my right. We get to talkin', and it turns out the reason it seemed as if I'd seen her before was because I had - last Sunday accepting the Oscar for Best Original Screeplay. She mentioned that she's a former stripper, and certainly has the credentials. Anyway, spent a few hours talking & drinking with...

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:38 pm

Every good story needs a climatic ending.

Well...........?

Sin,

Dins & Mike Backer

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:48 am

If not glued, most certainly duct taped.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:24 am

Smackie Chan wrote:Last night, a friend and I are at the Olde Absinthe House on Bourbon Street. A few minutes after we get there, a hottie, who looks vaguuely familiar, sits next to me on my right. We get to talkin', and it turns out the reason it seemed as if I'd seen her before was because I had - last Sunday accepting the Oscar for Best Original Screeplay. She mentioned that she's a former stripper, and certainly has the credentials. Anyway, spent a few hours talking & drinking with...

And she didn't mind that you look like Sam Elliot from "Roadhouse"? :D

Now, on to more important things: Were she and Jenna Elfman separated at birth, or what...

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:54 am

Not really. But this chick is going to be in her next flick...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:53 am

Just ran into her again on Bourbon St. Got a nice hug from her. We're tight now.

Zychan

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:48 pm

Smackie wrote:Just ran into her again on Bourbon St. Got a nice hug from her

Yeah, you got a hug from her, but did she get this board link from you?

Help us out.

You coulda been a supahstar.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:58 pm

We're going to need a pic with your hand on her ass and your toungue in her ear for verification.

And don't get arrested doing it.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:01 pm

I guess I didn't spreadsheet effectively, Smackie...but do you live in NOLA?

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:29 am

Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever

It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.

Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.

Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.

And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!

HARD

Take your fucking meds

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:33 am

Random Asshole wrote:
Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever

It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.

Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.

Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.

And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!

HARD
Take Marilyn Monroe's meds

FTFY

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:53 pm

I liked the FKC story about chikken.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:15 am

Brock in Va Beach wrote:
Toddowen wrote:FHM.....KFC....What the fuck ever

It's all about the same thing.....getting the more gusto for your buck.

Now here this, fucks....I just tipped the KFC cashier three mother fucking dollars.

Do any of you even care which sex the casheir was? Speculate all you want, you fucking back talking, image smearing peieces of shit....I did something GOOD today.

And THEN.....once I inhaled the 8 pice leg and thigh {with four free biscuits}, I drove into my driveway, walked thru my front door, grabbed one of my cats, and kicked it in the belly!!!!

HARD
Take your fucking meds

And by meds we mean...

Sin,

Everyone.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:23 am

Diogenes wrote:Not really. But this chick is going to be in her next flick...

Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:25 am

Rack Fu wrote: Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.

It's this piece of shit.

God is a motherfucker

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:33 pm

Brock in Va Beach wrote:
Rack Fu wrote: Props to whomever "Brian" is for getting that hot chick to tattoo his name near her puss.
It's this piece of shit.

God is a motherfucker

Are you shittin' me?

Life is cruel sometimes. Not like my 38 year old, married and unfamous ass had a shot at her or anything. Just sayin'.

T1B

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