Smackoff bookie now taking wagers

[smackaholic]

I was thinkin' , this thing needs some betting going on. It will help with the inevitable "I was robbed, this thing is fixed" comments.

Paypal, cayshe, money orders and food stamps accepted.

Give me a few moments to handicap these handicapped fukks.

[smackaholic]

DC-roach Even though DC has been in the basement for about 12 years, I gotta go with him. DC +2 1/2

[smackaholic]

TWIS - Fandango WTF is a fandango? TWIS in a 3 game sweep. he won't even have to call in any favors from his world domination jew buddies....this round, anyway.

Well folks, seeing as I am somewhat gainfully employed, I gotta get back to work.

Feel free to 'cap the any others till I get back.

[Brock in Va Beach]

I'm putting a hundy on each of the following: R-Jack, haywood, JSC, and War Wagon,

These are as rock-solid locks as you're ever going to fight in any betting situation, ever.

[smackaholic]

Here's the rest....

Diogenes vs. RumpleForeskin Dio, in double OT.

Jsc810 vs. 308 This is a tough one. Don't know a thing about 308 and jsc is a solid poster and all, but, not much of a smacker. I think tomas could outsmack him. So, I'll take the unknown 308 +1 1/2

velocet vs. MgoBlue-LightSpecial This is the matchup of round one. IF velocet is still unemployed and has the time to put together anything close to his recent archive material, it will be over early. velo by TKO.

AP's Tarp Sized Panties vs. Serge Serge, just because shit trolls shouldn't even be in smackoffs.

haywood vs. scottysixx no fukking clue

R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

Cam vs. War Wagon Wags +4 1/2

Headhunter vs. PSUFAN PSU will deliver a douchebag style beating in this one in straight sets.

Uncle Fester vs. Front Porch Another lock, fes +alot

jerome moore vs. Y2K Y2K in 4 games

Charles De Mar vs. Jay in Phoenix Jay +17 1/2

YumYumSaladBar vs. dotdotdot battle of the bad troll nics, ... +5 1/2

[Cam]

where do i collect my winnings?

[Kid Nashville]

R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

I hope you didn't bet the title to the double wide on that.

[KC Scott]

R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

Charles De Mar vs. Jay in Phoenix Jay +17 1/2

You don't have any clue how point spreads work, do you?

[War Wagon]

where do i collect my winnings?

Not sure what "winnings" you're expecting to collect, but the betting window doesn't exist here, you FAT FUCKING RETARD.

[Cam]

where do i collect my winnings?

Not sure what "winnings" you're expecting to collect, but the betting window doesn't exist here, you FAT FUCKING RETARD.

thanks for making me look good, i didnt even have to use my good material

[smackaholic]

R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

Charles De Mar vs. Jay in Phoenix Jay +17 1/2

You don't have any clue how point spreads work, do you?

Not a fukking clue. But why let that stop me?

So, does the underdog get the + thingy? Dins?

[SaladTosser]

R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

Charles De Mar vs. Jay in Phoenix Jay +17 1/2

You don't have any clue how point spreads work, do you?

[Charles De Mar]

Has saladtosser been to the salad buffet yet?

[KC Scott]

So, does the underdog get the + thingy?

Yes.

Or the Favorite gets the - thingy

[Dog]

where do i collect my winnings?

Not sure what "winnings" you're expecting to collect, but the betting window doesn't exist here, you FAT FUCKING RETARD.

thanks for making me look good, i didnt even have to use my good material

I call bullshit. I have been reading you for years, Cam, and I'm quite positive that you don't have ANY good material. Sorry. I like you and all. I think you are probably a decent dude in real life. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything like that, but you're better off sticking to the sports forums where you can make an ass out of yourself with bold predictions of success for the Rays and Buccaneers.

[RumpleForeskin]

I call bullshit. I have been reading you for years, Cam, and I'm quite positive that you don't have ANY good material. Sorry. I like you and all. I think you are probably a decent dude in real life. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything like that, but you're better off sticking to the sports forums where you can make an ass out of yourself with bold predictions of success for the Rays and Buccaneers.

Way to show your impartial colors there as a judge, Dog.

[Dog]

I call bullshit. I have been reading you for years, Cam, and I'm quite positive that you don't have ANY good material. Sorry. I like you and all. I think you are probably a decent dude in real life. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings or anything like that, but you're better off sticking to the sports forums where you can make an ass out of yourself with bold predictions of success for the Rays and Buccaneers.

Way to show your impartial colors there as a judge, Dog.

Fucking anklebiter everywhere. Whatsamatter Rumpy, you gettin all hot and bothered again? I don't think there's a single person on any of these boards that blows an emotional gasket as quick as you do.

[RumpleForeskin]

Fucking anklebiter everywhere. Whatsamatter Rumpy, you gettin all hot and bothered again? I don't think there's a single person on any of these boards that blows an emotional gasket as quick as you do.

[emotional]Yeah, thats it.[/emotional]

I'm just sayin' you might want to tone down your personal feelings on some of the contestants from the other board(s) because there is the off chance that another judge may make their decision based on your knowledge of said contestant. If...and we're talking a big IF, that is the case, then those judges probably need to be killed for incompetence.

I'll let you decide what that last part means.

Btw, congrats to Dio for getting one vote.

[Dog]

Your stupidity never ceases to baffle the fuck out of me.

This is T1B. There us a direct inverse relationship between the weight my vote carries around this place and the weight your wife carries around her place.

I'm flattered to think that believe my one post will influence the judges.

Thanks, mang.

[RumpleForeskin]

I'm flattered to think that believe my one post will influence the judges.

If...and we're talking a big IF, that is the case, then those judges probably need to be killed for incompetence.

I'll let you decide what that last part means.

[Diogenes]

So if I actually squeak by the mighty rumps (which would obviously mean the fix is in) is he going to need a new av?

[Dog]

So if I actually squeak by the mighty rumps (which would obviously mean the fix is in) is he going to need a new av?

Well, you got at least one vote

[Dinsdale]

thanks for making me look good, i didnt even have to use my good material

Lots of people were destined to get rolled in the first round.

But it takes a special kind of moron to start thumping their chest in victory after fully embarrassing himself with his "effort."

[orcinus]

I don't think there's a single person on any of these boards that blows an emotional gasket as quick as you do.

Somewhere, Trixie is melting right now at the lack of respect shown here.

[Cuda]

I'm putting a hundy on each of the following: R-Jack, haywood, JSC, and War Wagon,

These are as rock-solid locks as you're ever going to fight in any betting situation, ever.

Nice.

It's gonna cost you half a hun each for me not to vote against you

[PSUFAN]

Trix was so pissed that he DIED.