Round 1: Peanut gallery thread

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:32 am

Nice opening post by PSUFAN.

Damn, HH, that shit still hurts, from being a Cowboys fan, as a teen, up until Jerry Smileyinjectionface bought the team. WAR Tex Schramm!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:52 am

Oh, and Rack dotdotdot and Jsc. Nice opening salvos, from different perspectives.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:56 am

Can I watch from in here, or would your rather be alone?

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:02 am

bbqjones wrote:go away fucker

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:15 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:Can I watch from in here, or would your rather be alone?

Try re-reading R-Jack's post. Then tell me. Inpatient, much?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:20 am

I have no dukes.

DoggFather · Post by **DoggFather** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:36 am

Well, seeing as how my life sucks right now (temporarily), I guess I can comment on this here Smack-off. Can't wait to skim the 50 paragraph posts by some and shake my head at the "I know you are but what am I posts" by others. Gotta go with my dawg velocet to taking home the trophy, edging out DC Smack.......IF the bracket allows for it. A sleeper is R-Jack, who is using the ol' "First time, long time" approach (unless I read incorrectly, which is always a possibility).

Back to the studio.....

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:21 pm

I’d have to say the most anticipated first round match is DC Smackmaster vs. Roach. Not a single post in it and 14 views already.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:46 pm

The matchup I'm most looking forward to is velocet vs. Mgo. If I had to venture a guess, that'll be one of the two matchups where both contestants advance to the next round.

Decent opening salvos so far by Fester, Dio and JSC. Of those three, only Dio really knows anything about his opponent, I gather.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:58 pm

Judging by R-wet brained fucktard's initial post, it never fails to make me LMAO how deep I'm embedded inside his feeble dome. What a fucking dousche.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:15 pm

So, who's doing the halftime show at this years smackoff?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:19 pm

c_u has hinted at a bellydance. We won't ban her for equipment malfunctions.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:32 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Judging by R-wet brained fucktard's initial post, it never fails to make me LMAO how deep I'm embedded inside his feeble dome. What a fucking dousche.

Right, tubby. R-Jacque has smacked you silly on numerous occasions, so you’re in his dome. You don’t even seem to realize what a running joke you’ve become here. What a pathetic no-talent shitstain you are.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:Judging by R-wet brained fucktard's initial post, it never fails to make me LMAO how deep I'm embedded inside his feeble dome. What a fucking dousche.
Right, tubby. R-Jacque has smacked you silly on numerous occasions, so you’re in his dome. You don’t even seem to realize what a running joke you’ve become here. What a pathetic no-talent shitstain you are.

Seriously Goobs, you gotta freshen up your material....."tubby", "running joke", "no-talent shitstain", coming from you they just don't mean ANYTHING anymore. Run along little doggie, and when you can come up with something that's actually witty and entertaining, then bring it back for all to see.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:03 pm

I’ll stop calling you “tubby”, lardass, when you stop being fat.

Oh, and talking about freshening up one’s material after dropping an "in your dome" blast is very KC-esque.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:06 pm

Sorry, Paul - the "everyone runs plungers up my colon like it was greased with warm butter" schtick is far older than calling you fat is.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:49 pm

A puffy coat makes a plunger stick appear less imposing.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:38 pm

R-jack and KN is highly anticipated. Its funny because they are so much alike in posting styles. Can't wait to see his opening response. This should be good considering R-Jack just come out with a 1-2 combo that would even have Marciano's knees trembling.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:19 pm

Hoontah just dropped the hammer on PSUFAN. Ouch.

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:21 pm

Headhunter's entry is top notch. PSUFan needs to pull out the big guns.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:23 pm

fester's ~~sabbatical~~ ~~absence~~ self imposed exile doesn't seem to have phased him......

BOOM goes the dynamite......

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:31 pm

I think Jay in Phoenix could win without even posting. I hope he shows up though and blasts Speedy Gontrollez back to whatever shit board that blessed us with him....

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:33 pm

Neely8 wrote:I think Jay in Phoenix could win without even posting. I hope he shows up though and blasts Speedy Gontrollez back to whatever shit board that blessed us with him....

Porque?

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:37 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Neely8 wrote:I think Jay in Phoenix could win without even posting. I hope he shows up though and blasts Speedy Gontrollez back to whatever shit board that blessed us with him....

Porque?

I think you better strike while your opponent is missing. Get a nice headstart. Otherwise your just a sitting duck for one of the best....

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:45 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Neely8 wrote:I think Jay in Phoenix could win without even posting. I hope he shows up though and blasts Speedy Gontrollez back to whatever shit board that blessed us with him....

Porque?

A)JiP is good at this.
B)You aren't.

You're welcome.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:50 pm

HH comes out firing. MGO with some nice blasts, but am definitely looking forward to velo's response.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:22 pm

Note to dio and Rumples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUt7ypEI5Uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:40 pm

Mikey wrote:Note to dio and Rumples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUt7ypEI5Uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I don't have access to youtube from work, but if that video is of Steven Hawking duking it out with Christopher Reeves, then rack it.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:48 pm

PSUFAN wrote:c_u has hinted at a bellydance. We won't ban her for equipment malfunctions.

Careful what you wish for.

pron · Post by **pron** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:52 pm

No need to be careful, you know what we wish for.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:02 pm

pron wrote:No need to be careful, you know what we wish for.

You know, there’s a thread in the archives here regarding Monen that will show you a helluva lot more than c_u ever will. Look for the links on page 3.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:04 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Mikey wrote:Note to dio and Rumples:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUt7ypEI5Uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I don't have access to youtube from work, but if that video is of Steven Hawking duking it out with Christopher Reeves, then rack it.

Python's "Argument Clinic".

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:24 pm

My boy HH just tearing PSUfan a new asshole. Nice to have him on my side.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:31 pm

Looks like the AP’s Tarp Sized Panties shit troll is having a hard time with the whole concept, posting in the Dio-Rumple thread now.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:56 pm

Hoontah does seem to have brought the "A" game, like he's been anticipating this and saving up his smackativity for quite some time. He appears to have stunned PSU right out of the box.

I think PSU is taking an eight count. Prolly called in sick today and is at home using his alotted time furiously trying to build a comeback round. His only hope at this point may be to swing the superdelegates.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:18 pm

All Yum Yum posts should have this playing in the background when you guys ask him for the bukkake facial.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:26 pm

Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate.

I'm thinking "..." may win round one without even having to make another post.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:45 pm

Mikey wrote:Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate.
.

Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty

.......

On another note: unless some of you wankers step up to the plate and start some real Smack, I'm out of this circlejerk and DotDot goes though...

The quality of DotDots opener was a fcking insult btw

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:49 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate.

I'm thinking "..." may win round one without even having to make another post.
Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty

On another note: unless some of you wankers step up to the plate and start some real Smack, I'm out of the circlejerk and DotDot goes though...

DotDots opener was fcking insulting btw

Yeah, really.

It's all rigged out anyhow. That stupid facker goes with homo smak even though you come online as a raging homo. I mean a complete homosexual online presentation so that no one, in any context could possible miss it or be confused. So starting out and continuing to play the OH NOES, you are a queer insult is like the rest of these tossers telling each other their love for boobies and poon and sweet round female ass is somehow wierd and disturbing.

I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.

Waste of fucking time.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:57 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yumyum seems to be overly fascinated with male pudenda and ejaculate.

I'm thinking "..." may win round one without even having to make another post.
Keep talking dirty Mikey > I'm off to play hockey soon and you're making me really sweaty

On another note: unless some of you wankers step up to the plate and start some real Smack, I'm out of the circlejerk and DotDot goes though...

DotDots opener was fcking insulting btw
Yeah, really.

It's all rigged out anyhow. That stupid facker goes with homo smak even though you come online as a raging homo. I mean a complete homosexual online presentation so that no one, in any context could possible miss it or be confused. So starting out and continuing to play the OH NOES, you are a queer insult is like the rest of these tossers telling each other their love for boobies and poon and sweet round female ass is somehow wierd and disturbing.

I guess that's what we get for playing with the people of this board with double digit IQs.

Waste of fucking time.

you calling me a poofta?

:paul: