Sign-in thread

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:44 am

This is starting to look like a trainwreck.

Count me in.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:48 am

The field just improved by about 500%, with R-J.ack's and Dio's entries.

Wags: either enter, or go play somewhere else, por favor. There's no rule against callouts in the main forum during the next 5 days dude.

And as for the rest of you tards: This is a sign-in thread for the event, not a test forum. Much of the idiocy (i.e. "conversation") in here will be deleted, by Saturday, if not today, trust me.

A simple IN will suffice. If you're not in, don't post in this thread.

This isn't rocket science, mensas.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:03 am

PSUFAN wrote: What's your reason for not participating, candy-ass?

my immunizations aren't up to date?

Ah, fuck it. Sign me up.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:04 am

Excellent.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:08 am

The Big Pickle wrote:Go Fukk Yourselves, bitches!!!

Are you in or out, Stanley? If you don't respond by early Saturday (when you should be watching cartoons with your kids, as all great WHITE Americans do), I'll assume you've pussed out and have lost the Great White American Way.

haywood · Post by **haywood** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:31 am

I think at least two posters already blew their wad in this thread and the rest sucked ass.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:39 am

haywood wrote:I think at least two posters already blew their wad in this thread and the rest sucked ass.

haywood: IN

Next?

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:07 am

In. I'll be representing mugglenet. Hopefully I'll be drunk enough over the next month to totally mis-represent myself, embarrass myself/family/peoplethatknowme further on the internets, and mis-remember this whole thing after it's over.

Please pair me against myself.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:47 pm

haywood wrote:I think at least two posters already blew their wad in this thread and the rest sucked ass.

I've got plenty of man jam left for you young man

I haven't even started to get an erection

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:49 pm

Come out from behind the troll, Bobby.

Rack Fu · Post by **Rack Fu** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:59 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote: What's your reason for not participating, candy-ass?
my immunizations aren't up to date?

Ah, fuck it. Sign me up.

I'll give you props for manning up and joining the fray. Granted, you're that #16 seed in the NCAA tourney that had a 13-17 record, somehow managed to win their conference tourney, received that improbable automatic bid and then loses to Duke by 53 points in the first round. I certainly don't respect your intellectual prowess but you got some cajones. I'll give you that much. You have more guts than I do.

That'll be the first and last back-handed compliment you'll ever receive from me. Cherish it. :P

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:11 pm

Things are looking busier for me.

And if this is foreshadowing what's to come, then not only will I not play, I won't even read the shit.

Out.

But when you crown a "champion," let me know. I'll be waiting.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:05 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Things are looking busier for me.

And if this is foreshadowing what's to come, then not only will I not play, I won't even read the shit.

Out.

But when you crown a "champion," let me know. I'll be waiting.

Wow, Posts: 16929

I bet you have the strength of ten men don'tchya?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:09 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Things are looking busier for me.

And if this is foreshadowing what's to come, then not only will I not play, I won't even read the shit.

Out.

But when you crown a "champion," let me know. I'll be waiting.
Wow, Posts: 16929

I bet you have the strength of ten men don'tchya?

naw, we've only been here a few days but I've read enough of his garbage to realize that he is not only a political idiot he also has no idea how the world outside of his house functions.

His threat of not participating is akin to that green bodied fly that sat on your burrito, the same one that didnt leave a little miniscule flyshit to add to the seasoning.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:24 pm

His threat of not participating is akin to that green bodied fly that sat on your burrito, the same one that didnt leave a little miniscule flyshit to add to the seasoning.

Why do those with the least amount of talent feel such a strong urge to share it with the rest of the world?

shutyomouth and "Yumyum," help him out.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:59 am

I'm busy as fuck at work...

That being said.....

In.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:22 am

I'm in, btw

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:26 pm

Where the hell is Jay in Phoenix?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:35 pm

88, you must not of caught the part where I withdrew.

For chrissake, you've got morons tarding the freaking registration thread.

Hell, these dweebies are making Dio's participation not quite so laughable... hell, I'd have him seeded in the middle of the road somewhere.

Now it's looking like I'll not only be pretty busy, but it's entirely possible I'll be out in the middle of nowhere for at least part of the shindig.

Crown yourselves a "champion," and I'll eventually be along to remind yall's what's up.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:42 pm

Oh, I'm right here, reading all of the driveling idiocy of our current crop of newbie-tards.

And to echo Y2K, my time is limited. And I probably shouldn't do this, 'cause I'll just end up disqualifying due to lack of said time, however if Dinsquitter doesn't have enough sack to do it...

Fuck it.

In.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:47 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Dinsquitter

My schedule is very subject to change, but if you can hook me up some internet access on a cape sticking out into the Pacific, I can probably make a late night driveby.

Fuck -- last time we did this at TSB, coincided with me heading out to a locale out in the middle of somewhat remote waters. Which really isn't all that regular an occurance for me.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:52 pm

In all seriousness Dins, I'm pretty much in a similar metaphorical boat.

Time restraints suck, but so be it.

The smackoff is better with you Dins, than without, btw.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:00 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:The smackoff is better with you Dins, than without, btw.

I'd like your chances, as well, assuming you didn't recieve a one-punch KO like "your dad gives reacharounds."

But I really just see this whole dealio as a means to establish a #1 contender, and see who gets the title-shot.

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:24 pm

Dinsdale wrote:But I really just see this whole dealio as a means to establish a #1 contender, and see who gets the title-shot.

We heard you the first two times, and everybody gets it: You're a huge Dinsdale fan with much love and respect for the abilities of Dinsdale, and you're wearing your "Dinsdale's Dudes" long sleeve t.

Dinsdale wrote:Fuck -- last time we did this at TSB, coincided with me heading out to a locale out in the middle of somewhat remote waters. Which really isn't all that regular an occurance for me.

Yeah. Fuck.

You're more prolific than Stephen King and as regular as shutyomouth's intestines until a SmackOff comes up, and then -amazingly - it's your bad week.

If you're not competing, then get the fuck out of this thread so that we can process the applications of 308 (who?) and ummmmm Fandango and ... well .... Yum Yum Salad Bar.... shit, never mind. I was making a good point there and then I lost it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:29 pm

Biggie wrote:You're a huge Dinsdale fan with much love and respect for the abilities of Dinsdale

You're just now figuring this out?

And who are you trying to kid -- you're wearing one of thosr long sleeve tees as we speak.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:29 pm

88 wrote:The field so far?

Cellulite Queen
Fat Ass
Mouthy SumBitch
Tard
Another Tard
Wet-Brained Fuck-Tard
Pole Dancer
Meth Addict
Dog
Dumb Fuck
Ass Hole
Another Dumb Fuck
Conservative NeoCon
Ass Wipe
Alcoholic Dick Smoker
Slut
Pot Head

Interesting list. I didn't realize that I had joined in the fray. I guess I'm game if you don't mind judges participating. But I will be out of town for a couple of days next week.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:53 pm

Dog - you're a judge. You can't compete. That hasn't changed.

As for the rest of this:

YOUR participation is required. Stop crying about the field. Make the field BETTER, you ASS.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:58 pm

No shit. Where the hell is Goobs, Bace, Tart, and others?

Also, Luth's wytching skillz will be missed if he won't join.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:12 pm

It seems that a "far too vaginal to participate" list is shaping up...big shocker.

Look, there is one motherfucker out there that could dust EVERYONE ELSE. ONE motherfucker who grades out of a smackoff without lifting a finger. As such, his participation is not necessarily required (as much as it would be nice to see it). It's not necessary to even name this mofo...he's got nothing to prove.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:48 pm

PSUFAN wrote:It seems that a "far too vaginal to participate" list is shaping up...big shocker.

Look, there is one motherfucker out there that could dust EVERYONE ELSE. ONE motherfucker who grades out of a smackoff without lifting a finger. As such, his participation is not necessarily required (as much as it would be nice to see it). It's not necessary to even name this mofo...he's got nothing to prove.

But you already told me that I cannot participate :x

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:54 pm

If you're Achin to Be, Dog...then find yourself a Replacement.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:41 pm

I don't know PSU. Dog sort of strikes me more like the rest of the 'nutters. Androgynous.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:52 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:I don't know PSU. Dog sort of strikes me more like the rest of the 'nutters. Androgynous.

When did I get neutered?

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:29 am

PSUFAN wrote:It seems that a "far too vaginal to participate" list is shaping up...big shocker.

Look, there is one motherfucker out there that could dust EVERYONE ELSE. ONE motherfucker who grades out of a smackoff without lifting a finger. As such, his participation is not necessarily required (as much as it would be nice to see it). It's not necessary to even name this mofo...he's got nothing to prove.

Ok, skids...

IN.

Thanks for the reach around.

Front Porch · Post by **Front Porch** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:07 am

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:15 am

Jay and HH added.

ST wrote:Pretty sweet field so far.

It's looking like a fresher chonger, that's for sure.

Courtesy phone flashing for Goobs, Tart, warren, Nish, RJ, screw mich, EM, bbq, cindy, Tom, Mikey, mvs ...

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:51 pm

RadioFan wrote: Courtesy phone flashing for Goobs, Tart, warren, Nish, RJ, screw mich, EM, bbq, cindy, Tom, Mikey, mvs ...

I'd love to coat the crevices of the playing fields eye sockets with my batterbag-but I simply dont have the time to do so. As it is, my posting has been sporatic at best-and that doesnt look to be changing anytime soon. Besides, one glance at the playing field reveals itself to be an extra strength suck attack that would make john belushi's nose red with envy.

I dont even recognize half the fucking ticket holding Tard Expresser's named.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:41 am

Fandango wrote:
Look, cock charmer: you'll recognize the familiar contours of my rock hard dick as it drills into your fudge oven like JTR's nipples piledrive his cheesedick Gant XXL silk shirt when he sees a tray of beef nachos.

Sign up, pussy. I've missed your chocolate custard walls.

Sorry SG, i'll have to blow out your shitgasket with my meatpiston some other fucking time. Until then, the greatest trauma you've received to date will have to remain the vein riddled manmallet up the sugarchute by your Father. Bitch.

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:26 am

Here's one guys ruling: No "Smack" intended here, but you two motherfuckers are gay, I'm talkin' Jim J. Bullock gay. There's enough sugar in your tank's to backfire pixie sticks gay. Holy-Moly. Your fathers are somewhere drunker than hell right now wondering why they didn't pass the football with you just a few more times. There's no way anyone could convince me otherwise. To consider, type out, then hit submit on a miniature novella detailing how you would fuck each other with a ferocity not even witnessed in an episode of OZ is pretty compelling evidence that you are homosexuals. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Even the least creative thinkers among us could come up with a plethora of other analogies to describe how completely we can and will "Smack" another, most obvious being sport analogies, this being a Jim Rome spinoff and all. But no, like Pavlovian's dog you hear the bell ring and start gaying it up. You guys might want to take a station break before you meet at a troll stop and go "upside it" with each other and then there'll be no turning back.

I'm going to go lay some wood to my wife now, the good old fashioned way, and try to forget that I post on the same message board as you two faygs.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:38 am

I'd be in as well, but I'm starting a new gig on Monday. Participating in a Smackoff on day 1-5 is hardly the way to impress a new boss and participating only after 6PM blows.

Anyway, last time I did one of these things, I drew EuroClone in the first round. WTF? :brad: With my luck, I'd end up drawing DC, HH, or one of the other wytches and end up getting worked like Rumplespouse's jogbra on a 5k run.

Personally, I'd rather move to Nepal, become a monk with one of those nifty orange togas and set myself on fire, thanks.