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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:43 pm

Post here to be seeded in the Schmackov.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:57 pm

What the hell. I'll play as a T1b participant.

Cam · Post by **Cam** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:15 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:What the hell. I'll play as a T1b participant.

Good, so after you flame out, you wont be associated with Teh Nut.. BTW im in

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:15 pm

Probably going to be a bad week for me.

I'll play, but the chances are quite high my opponent will get the no-show bye.

Or, you dwwebs can crown your champion, and I'll come along at a more convenient time, and slap that person silly.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:56 pm

In

Please pair me up with Dinsdale for round 1, I could use the bye to work on my skills.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:59 pm

Will there be refreshments?

In

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:23 pm

Biggie · Post by **Biggie** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:25 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:In!

Is this where I declare an instant winner?

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:39 pm

Haha!!

Thanks for the vote of confidence Big, I 'd expect a DC flame of epic proportions though! I will try my best to provide you some hearty chuckles in the process though.

Can all entrants be required to submit a headshot or would that be asking to much? :D

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:58 pm

You want me in this contest, you NEED me in this contest.

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I would rather you just said 'thank you.'

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:20 pm

Just give me the prize now idiots.

Im representing Stucknut since that 's the last board to have banned me...though they let me back in unlike those cocksuckers at trolls.net

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:39 am

when does this thing start?

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:40 am

Charles De Mar wrote:Just give me the prize now idiots.

Im representing Stucknut since that 's the last board to have banned me...though they let me back in unlike those cocksuckers at trolls.net

curious. what was your username at stucknut?

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:19 am

Pretty sweet field so far.

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:23 am

looks like i will be out of town monday

so sorry i cant do it!!!

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:33 am

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:15 am

88 wrote:In. Pair me against Jsc810. I don't think he's ever said anything negative about anyone.

Never take a man for granted. Especially one who only wants to get liquored up on highballs one last time and baste the asphalt with some terrier intestines. After all, when your death pool ticket is set to validate any day now, you really have nothing to lose.

Count me out. I want none of that mess.

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:15 am

OHHHH SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK OUT!! KID IS IN!!!

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:43 am

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:22 am

your more like teh lonely soul here !!my dear friend! you will find me out in due time when you see your name scratched off teh list! enjoy :D

308 · Post by **308** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:50 am

when does this start?
and who the fvck are you?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:30 pm

Dog wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Just give me the prize now idiots.

Im representing Stucknut since that 's the last board to have banned me...though they let me back in unlike those cocksuckers at trolls.net
curious. what was your username at stucknut?

Don't worry about it.

And remember.

You can't use a pantyshield as a family crest.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:36 pm

Afternoon kids...I'm going to start spanking you dickless wonders

For starters, Charles De Mar: you seem like the particular kind of wanker your mother was so fond off.

Goober: get a proper fcking name. Goober was a feckless puppet off Sesame Street. I bet you like teh kids huh?

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:21 pm

Paedo and oedipal smack to start your career as a fire retardant dummy?

strange choice but we can see where you're going...

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:28 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:Paedo and oedipal smack to start your career as a fire retardant dummy?
strange choice but we can see where you're going...

hear that sound? thats my balls smacking your gooch

over and over and over again

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:31 pm

The Big Pickle wrote:
scottysixx wrote:dont worry big you will be sucking a pickle in due time>>>>brace yourself from teh impact

Who the fukk are you???? :?

Anyhoo, my name isn't "big", bitchboy. My friends call me "Stanley", but it's "Mr Pickles" to little kunts like yourself. Fukk off and die, bitch.

Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends

I bet you'd like that huh?

Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum

You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:33 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:Paedo and oedipal smack to start your career as a fire retardant dummy?
strange choice but we can see where you're going...
hear that sound? thats my balls smacking your gooch

over and over and over again

I'm typing on a poorly conceived bulletin board populated by a bunch of malcontents, halfwits, outright retards and gluesniffers.

Thus there are no sounds to be heard other than the clik clak of the keyboard, there is no sodomy occuring that any of us can tell and your imagination of said events is peculiar, to a small degree, but given that you mother looks like this (yeah fuck you I went with yo momma smak), it's understandable you dream the way you do.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:34 pm

I've had stiffer reach-arounds from your son

try again dad

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:35 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote: Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends

I bet you'd like that huh?

Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum

You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water

Oh snap, The big pickle is the T1B punching bag....

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:37 pm

I'm going to leave this bitch till later

I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth.

You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:40 pm

YumYumSaladBar wrote:I'm going to leave this bitch till later

I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth.

You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends

Are you saving the ATM for Goober McFaggots?

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:48 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
YumYumSaladBar wrote:I'm going to leave this bitch till later

I have my salty mansacks firmly wedged into his prepubescent mouth.

You however have got a cute mangina ...I think we're going to be fliends
Are you saving the ATM for Goober McFaggots?

I like you Charles, lets fck with Goober first and polish his forehead with our balls.

Pickle seems to be the Village Queen...lets screw with Her too

Deal?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:13 pm

Judges...you know you love this stuff.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:52 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Judges...you know you love this stuff.

If so, then you've got some sorry excuses for judges. Homo smack went out about the same time SC III got flushed down the toilet bowl of internet message board infamy.

I'd Trots the whole cavalcade of these disgustingly uncreative, moronic turds faster than you could brown stain another pair of your crusty Hanes.

Then again, you think Douchebag and crew are cutting edge, so I guess this is about par for your mini-golf course.

No wonder that i don't see many of the T1B regulars jumping into this farce of a Smackoff.

Enjoy your circlejerks.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:57 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Judges...you know you love this stuff.
I'm getting all menstrual wah wah wah

Enjoy your circlejerks.

hey Wagon...I bet can you take my veiny 9" between those rubbery lips can't you?

I can feel a throbbing in my nutsack already

We're gonna get along just swell

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:58 pm

Did the sarcasm bounce off of your ~~buck teeth~~ silver bullet suckers, jackass?

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:02 pm

Hey boys, you don't have to fight over me

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:06 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Did the sarcasm bounce off of your ~~buck teeth~~ silver bullet suckers, jackass?

Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever...

Either way, my take stands. Appears you've managed to assemble some of the lowest rent, sorriest ass losers for a smackoff since algore invented the interweb.

YumYumSaladBar · Post by **YumYumSaladBar** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 11:08 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Did the sarcasm bounce off of your ~~buck teeth~~ silver bullet suckers, jackass?
Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever...

Either way, my take stands. Appears you've managed to assemble some of the lowest rent, sorriest ass losers for a smackoff since algore invented the interweb.

there you go with the ass-jokes again

have you tried pegging?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:35 am

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Did the sarcasm bounce off of your ~~buck teeth~~ silver bullet suckers, jackass?
Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever...

Either way, my take stands. Appears you've managed to assemble some of the lowest rent, sorriest ass losers for a smackoff since algore invented the interweb.

What's your reason for not participating, candy-ass?