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I just got my external HD back today with 35,000 songs added to it. I came across Warren and just been listening to him all day long. Rack the fuck out of the opening verse to Werewolves In London...

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain

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I can think of a lot of Zevon songs more worthy than "Werewolves".

Like all of them.

Boom Boom Mancini

BSmack wrote:I can think of a lot of Zevon songs more worthy than "Werewolves".

Like all of them.

Boom Boom Mancini

Uh, yeah.

RF, a few suggestions for you:

1) STOP LISTENING TO FM RADIO

2) any song you hear on fm radio and think it's sweet? there's a 1,000 better songs by that same artist that the ones that are constantly shoved down your throat on fm radio.

3) STOP LISTENING TO FM RADIO

trust us on this. your horizons will expand exponentially and you will wonder why you ever listened to commercial fm radio in the first place.

Listen you ignorant old fucks, I am 29 years of age and you should be so lucky that I do not conform to the social mean of my generation in reference to musical taste. I happen to like Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Allman Brothers, The Kinks, Pink Floyd, Mountain, Hall & Oates, Steeley Dan and so on and so on...

The only time I've ever heard Werewolves of London was in the movie Color of Money and that is it. I had no idea it was a "mainstream" tune back in your hay day because I DON'T listen to FM radio, jackass.

Go fuck yourselves.

HE'S MELTING!!!!!

Doesn't Zevon do that "Lawyers in Love" song?

PSUFAN wrote:HE'S MELTING!!!!!

Doesn't Zevon do that "Lawyers in Love" song?

Yes, he does.

I am melting. So what?

RF - would you say that you're a Hall, or an Oates?

The merm.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:HE'S MELTING!!!!!

Doesn't Zevon do that "Lawyers in Love" song?

Yes, he does.

I am melting. So what?

You're also a fucking moron.

Jackson Browne did "Lawyers in Love".

You might want to hit the ol' Google when you're talking about shit you obviously know nothing about.

You are right. I got confused with Lawyers, Guns, and Money. Honest mistake.

RumpleForeskin wrote:You are right. I got confused with Lawyers, Guns, and Money. Honest mistake.

No you didn't. You read PSU's obvious bait and chomped down on it like your wife at a Luby's all you can eat buffet in a desperate attempt to appear to know what the fuck you're talking about.

BSmack wrote:No you didn't. You read PSU's obvious bait and chomped down on it like your wife at a Luby's all you can eat buffet in a desperate attempt to appear to know what the fuck you're talking about.

Okay, cheesedick. Whatever you say. I never claimed to be an astute fan of the genre. I knew Zevon sang a tune with "Lawyers" in the title 'cus I fucking listened to it yesterday. Fuck off you incessant twerp.

q: how do the kitchen flunkies at Country Buffet know when Mt. Rumplewife's done pillaging the heat pans?

a: I didn't see any ruptures yet, dumbFUCK!

RumpleForeskin wrote:

BSmack wrote:No you didn't. You read PSU's obvious bait and chomped down on it like your wife at a Luby's all you can eat buffet in a desperate attempt to appear to know what the fuck you're talking about.

Okay, cheesedick. Whatever you say. I never claimed to be an astute fan of the genre.

Exactly what genre would that be? Please do elaborate.

I knew Zevon sang a tune with "Lawyers" in the title 'cus I fucking listened to it yesterday. Fuck off you incessant twerp.

RumpleMeltySkin much?

Considering that Zevon's catalog is 20 albums deep, I'm guessing he used a lot of words in the titles of his songs.

But hey, limited props for starting to listen to something other than The Counting Crows.

PSUFAN wrote:q: how do the kitchen flunkies at Country Buffet know when Mt. Rumplewife's done pillaging the heat pans?

a: I didn't see any ruptures yet, dumbFUCK!

Ahh, another fat joke from PUSFAG.

Dude, you're just a regular Melville with all that vesatility and stuff.

Seriously,

A thread created to rack Warren Zevon and this is the response I get for the tune I chose to rack. You limpdicks are relly splitting hairs now. It could've been much worse you know, I seriously contemplated for a good 30 seconds whether I should start a thread about Buckcherry or not.

RumpleForeskin wrote:A thread created to rack Warren Zevon and this is the response I get for the tune I chose to rack.

When an artist has 20 albums worth of material to choose from and you just happen to link up to the only song of those 20 albums to get substantial airplay, you look like a fuckin poser. Deal with it.

You limpdicks are relly splitting hairs now. It could've been much worse you know, I seriously contemplated for a good 30 seconds whether I should start a thread about Buckcherry or not.

I'm pretty sure Buckcherry Tribute threads are a bannable offense.

I saw a Flabalanche with a Chinese menu in her hand
Waddling through the streets of Houston in the (smog?)
She was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get herself a metric ton of beef chow mein
Rumplebeasts of Houston

If you hear her howling around your kitchen door
Better not let her in
Little old lady got masticated late last night
Rumplebeasts of Houston again
Rumplebeasts of Houston

She's the rippling tsunami of flab who ran amuck in Waco
Lately she's been overheard in Austin
Better stay away from her
She'll cut in line at the Buffet, Jim
I'd like to meet her nutritionist
Rumplebeasts of Houston

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with Mt. Rumplebeast
Doing the
I saw Ken Lay walking with the Rumplebeast
Doing the
I saw a Human Weeble drinking a PissBeer Lite at Trader Vic's
Her hair was perfect
Rumplebeasts of Houston
Bon Appetit!

Dude, I know I can't convince you but this was the "logic" behind my original post. This is the playlist I created on my ipod yesterday:

Werewolves of London - Zevon
The Envoy - Zevon
Numb as a Statue - Zevon
Lawyers, Guns, and Money - Zevon
Jeannie Needs a Shooter - Zevon
A Little Bit O'Soul - Music Explosion
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon - Urge Overkill
Mary Had a Little Lamb - SRV
...
...
...

It was the first song on my playlist when I pulled my Ipod out to make the post. I'm honest when I tell you I had NO idea the order of popularity of Werewolves of London when I made the post, hence the verse drop following. I have only heard that tune on Color of Money

RumpleForeskin wrote:It was the first song on my playlist when I pulled my Ipod out to make the post. I'm honest when I tell you I had NO idea the order of popularity of Werewolves of London when I made the post, hence the verse drop following. I have only heard that tune on Color of Money

You're helping your cause when you fess up to watching Tom Cruise movies.

No really you are.

Just fess up and admit that you wanted to go to that Miss America party.

RACK Rumplebeasts of Houston. I want that on my I-pod.

BSmack wrote:You're helping your cause when you fess up to watching Tom Cruise movies.

Hey, dumbass, way to KYOA by ripping on a Scorcese film.

No really...

Roland the Thompson Headless Gunner=my vote.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

BSmack wrote:You're helping your cause when you fess up to watching Tom Cruise movies.

Hey, dumbass, way to KYOA by ripping on a Scorcese film.

No really...

So what? It had Tom Cruise in it. Now go get your fucking Miss America party pack shine box.

BSmack wrote:So what? It had Tom Cruise in it. Now go get your fucking Miss America party pack shine box.

Weak effort, B. Stick to what you know best....not paying up on your bets.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

BSmack wrote:So what? It had Tom Cruise in it. Now go get your fucking Miss America party pack shine box.

Weak effort, B.

Doesn't change the fact that you are sporting the world's heaviest beard. Or that you're a fucking poser.

BSmack wrote:Doesn't change the fact that you are sporting the world's heaviest beard. Or that you're a fucking poser.

So now you're riding the coattails of another's (sup Goobs) post. So, are you and Paul like bffl and stuff?

RumpleForeskin wrote:I seriously contemplated for a good 30 seconds whether I should start a thread about Buckcherry or not.

Break my pelvis, you've got a lovely face
Going to our place, you've got to freak me out
Fart so loud, getting fucking laid
She wants him to stay, but has to go finish her plate

Hey, you're an obese bitch
But you fuck so good Rumps' on top of it
She dreams of eating food all night
Mustard all down his back it keeps him right on


A good general working rule-of-thumb, with numerous exceptions, of course...

If a new song gets played to death at a tittybar, it isn't very good.

And somewhere, there's an A&R guy who gave them a contract... ponderous.

Guess I forgot the [sarcasm][/sarcasm]

RumpleForeskin wrote:Guess I forgot the [sarcasm][/sarcasm]

You probably left them on the dresser, right next to your eyeglasses before your first date with Mt Rumps at the buffet.


I was contemplating a Mr Rumps parody after the Counting Crows card was dealt from the bottom of the deck, but that song has no cadence whatsoever (possibly even worse than Buckcherry's effort), so I bailed.

Dinsdale wrote:You probably left them on the dresser, right next to your eyeglasses before your first date with Mt Rumps at the buffet.

You know I'm going to tap that tonight and the next night and the night after. I'm going to have as much sex as I possibly can before I turn 30 on Friday. I heard its not the same when you're not in your twenties. Can any of you remember back that far? If not, maybe a Chaplin film will jog the noggin.

No fucking way you can tag that two days in a row without a Viagra continuous intravenous drip.

Goober McTuber wrote:No fucking way you can tag that two days in a row without a Viagra continuous intravenous drip.

I can get hard by just looking at Wolfman's mother.

BSmack wrote:I'm pretty sure Buckcherry Tribute threads are a bannable offense.

absolutely. it's almost as reflexive as automatically TROTSing a JTR thread.