What happened to the Fresno guys?

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:27 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Hey AP, do they make you wear ORANGE panties at Home Depot?

^^^^^^^^^^^^

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:35 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
KC Scott wrote:As for the rest, some were better reads than others.
True, but all were better reads than 99% of those who currently hang out here.
What do you think it would take to get 'em back?

Smackie - I guess we got our answer......

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:40 pm

Invictus wrote:All this talk of male genetalia and this
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made me laff.

lol,

Bitch.

This does not mean I'm geigh and my wife does the negros, though.

'Spray, SG and Katy gave me the link to this thread. I am now going to verbally abuse them via PM. Thankfully there are no mirrors here and I left my camera at home.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:49 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Not one of of post pics of yourselves yet I've met a few here.

Hey, dumbshit, I posted a pic of myself on page 4. Get a fucking clue, shitstain.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:55 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Not one of of post pics of yourselves yet I've met a few here.
Hey, dumbshit, I posted a pic of myself on page 4. Get a fucking clue, shitstain.

Hey my bad dude. I saw that pic of a drunken loser that was steam rolled. When your wife rolls over you, I would drink to alleviate the pain also. That's you huh?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:01 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I saw that pic of a drunken loser

By that logic, I guess we're all drunken losers. I mean, how many of you can honestly say you've never had a picture taken of you holding an alcoholic beverage? My God, your stupidity knows no boundaries.

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:30 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Hey AP, do they make you wear ORANGE panties at Home Depot?

Not funny.

Stay out of this you fat fucking retard.

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:36 pm

hey AP you fucking twat, here's a picture of me:

obviously the fucking badass in teh middle of the pussy sando is me. i would fuck you up and curb you like ed norton, american history x style, you fucking loser.

WAR ALBANIANS!

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:49 pm

Biggie wrote:Dry your eyes, take a few deep breaths

Not directed at me, but as hard as I've been laughing at this, it's not bad advice.

Atomic Punk wrote:There's a reason people don' post pics o themselves.

By refraining from posting a pic of myself, I've improved the overall appearance of this board. Trust me on that. And would that you had done the same.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:18 am

R-Jack wrote:Hi all,

I have to apologize for pretty much skipping the last six or so pages of what is probably first class vitriol, but I couldn't get past this priceless line from our AP,

I have it all muther fuckers
So says the cross dressing nomad in his forties getting drug tested at Home Depot.

Are you fucking serious? Hell, you don't have to be Christopher Lowell to know that most folks who "have it all" have more than an empty box of Just For Men in the 1977 style bathroom that they choose to shed any semblance of decency or manhood. Something. A towel, a shower curtain maybe. If you at least had those things, that would mean you would have two things you desperately needed, namely some cover and a shower rod.

OK, would someone help me with some of this, because I seem to have a hard time with some of the things that have come out in this thread. Tell me, what part is the least plausible.

1-Someone other than AP leaked work info about AP
2-Someone took the time better spent combing their assthatch to call a random Home Depot and tell someone the guy with visible panty lines is on drugs
3-Home Depot tests for drugs
4-AP has been smacking people for 9 years.

That line was another one that couldn't escape even a wandering eye.

Look, I don't mean too be cruel, but I have to be honest with you Androgynos Punk. Outside of your delusions of grandeur and homo erotica, you are probably a decent bloke. It pains me to say this, but when it comes to "running smack" or this message board thingy in general..........

You
Are
Not
Very
Good.

Sorry pal. Never have been. Ever. In the time I have been posting, I have yet to be entertained by anything you have said. Ever. You have never expressed any creativity or wit, nor have I seen evidence that you have attempted any. At best, you have just been a dude how has been around while void of any real substance. I wouldn't recognize any post of yours from a lineup of shit trolls, with the exception that yours would address me by my first name. That's another thing I never got about you. It's not a big deal, if any, but once you learn someone’s real name you would use it as if you have been longtime pals. What's the deal with that anyway, oh hater of personal info keepers?

You run smack? Really? I mean honestly, you have typed something directed at something else, hit submit and nodded your head in self-approval? I've read your posts. You have nothing smackworthy for nine years. Yes, we are in the business of calling people fucktards, faggots, losers and liars. The difference between you and people who have actual "smack" (whatever that is these days) is at least they have tried to find different ways to say the same thing in an effort to keep the reader entertained. You...........not so much.

You disagree? Of course you do. My only response to your dissent is some simple questions. Do you think that anyone has ever said a good word about the content of your posts? Has the words "That AP is a good read" or "AP always brings it" or "That AP is a funny motherfucker" ever crossed the mind of any poster that has read any of your travelling tripe? Can you even recall a time someone typed "RACK AP" based on the wit or humour you mashed into your keyboard? If it happened I know you have the date, time, and content of that glorious post in your personal catalogue. As desperate as you are for acceptance, I know you have every evidence of it on file. C'mon. Folks who takes pictures of themselves in panties crave any type of acceptance any way they can get it. Either that or cock, but probably acceptance too even if it is the latter.

So........anything.....anything...............anyone ever give you props for running smack? Care to share? We know you do.

^^^^fat fugly ugly fat faggot^^^^

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:21 am

And here I thought prancing in women's panties, taking pictures of oneself in the mirror and posting said pictures on the Internet was only good for a month's worth of ridicule.

LIAR!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:06 am

R-Jerk is married to a horse faced animal and she squirted out a baby that may be his. Props to you R-Jerk. Glad you could chime in.

^^^ If I was your turd, I'd wear a disguise also. The kid nose betta at a young age. Toss some oats on the table for wifey to mow down.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:14 am

Pictured: Atomic Panties (hanging in the center), T1B

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:40 am

RevLimiter wrote:hoping to deflect the fact I'm a fat fucking tard.

Yeah Paul, try to get the heat off your fat ass.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:52 am

You know what Paul never did, AP?

He never dressed up in tarp-sized panties and took pics.

Well, who knows...maybe he did. However, he never SENT THAT PIC TO SOMEONE ON A SMACK BOARD.

Good Fucking Idea, man.

BTW, didn't you leak pics of someone who showed them to you in confidence...something to do with staples, maybe? Paul didn't do that, man.

Hey - Paul also didn't lose a smack battle and call the FBI, either. Did you?

You what else Paul didn't do? He didn't make up some horseshit about someone on a smack board going Amazing Kreskin, picking your workplace phone # out of the vapor, and calling your boss to fuck with you. No, man - why would someone bother, I must ask, when a couple lines of casual smack can make your vadge spout like Old Faithful?

Paul's coming up big in this comparison, brah. He might be fat, he might be a human failed smack boomerang, he might have a worn-down CTRL key...but dude is lacing up his kicks through your cock-worn windpipe, truth be told.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:56 am

AP's Self of Steam wrote: obviously the fucking badass in teh middle of the pussy sando is me. i would fuck you up and curb you like ed norton, american history x style, you fucking loser.

WAR ALBANIANS!

A shit troll is threatening me now? Could you back it up like the Mad Russian sez he can? Were you in the 4th 75 Rump Ranger battalion?

Oh, Dave... You are now showing your spread pussy lips now that you have Paul's back. You are a worthless human being. Dave has KFC's back. Tells a lot about a scared douchebag with zero game. You are backing up Paul... Damn dude, you are a piece of shit that is already dried and frozen.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:59 am

A shit troll is threatening me now?

What's the difference between a shit troll threatening you and you threatening everybody else?

Nothing, apart from the shit-troll being a lot funnier than you are.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:04 am

Pusfag is now going IKYABWAI. Rich. Have I threatened anyone Dave? I've seen a few threaten me and you have kept your cock insert shut. You called me out remember? I won't quit you fucking lying bitch. I saw a reinqueer jump in and you just hate that it's not December.

You are a weak piece of shit Dave. Totally weak dude.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:59 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Yeah, Ms Russian was a Ranger from 1985 to 1989 and was held over for the DoD until 2001.

If you actually HAD the balls to do what I did you would understand that you tend to make make connections in teh military, but seeing as you are nothing more than a hotel hopping delusional home depot glorified bag boy, I wouldnt expect you to have a fucking clue, twink. Held over??

You are absolutely fukkin clueless, twinkles.

Atomic Punk wrote:Shots were fired "in anger" over his head. Yeah sure. Where? On the qualification range? I'll bet he is in a wheel chair with carpool tunnel syndrome from jerking off to online porn as I type. Dude is such a fraud that would make Pickle look credible. Dude would have to be in his 40's by now and is saying he can kick ass after a 1 tour stint in the Army. You would think he could use Photoshop as peeling potatoes for the Army didn't pan out. That same stroking motion of jerking off made him switch hands.

Google Golden Pheasant, and El Aguacate air base as well, smooth brained fool, remember Ollie North, all the activities we were involved in in Central America? Who in teh fuck do you think was there, ghosts? Si, puedo hablar espanol tambien, pinche puto maricon

I am 40, and yes I will still kick some ass, if the need arises.
Oh and I am not in a wheelchair, so check your rts fantasies, stall boy.
Atomic Panties, you aint fit to lick shit off the bottom of my old jump boots

Atomic Punk wrote:Tough guy that served in the 3rd 75th potato peeling brigade is a very tough pile of shit indeed. Plus, bitter piles of shit don't get laid ever. You stroke, choke, and suck ass. Tough guy.

And my wife is fat and fucks niqqers too?

I never peeled a single potato, ya cross dressing imbecile

How does it feel to be held in teh company of such ubertards as kckaley and stuff?
Go ahead, put the lotion in the basket, ya goopeyed bagboy swing seat sniffing tard!

Tell us, that girl oh wait...scratch that 27 year old model that supposedly wanted you to wear panties; she strapped one on and made your gerbil play dodge the prosthetic cock for a bit, didnt she, pillow biting princess

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:23 am

Atomic Punk-Ass Panty-Wearing Sissy Boy wrote:Yeah Paul, try to get the heat off your fat ass.

There's absolutely NO heat whatsoever on me, you Victoria's Secret model-wannabe.

Speaking of "heat", pretty much every post of yours in this thread consists of the following:

Might I suggest....

Seriously Nuclear G-String Diva, why do you insist on getting your less than feminine ass utterly plungered time after time after time in this thread? You've clearly locked down the Board Bitch award for AT LEAST the next couple of years with your "efforts" in this thread alone.

Get out while you can, Radioactive Panty-Raider....right about now it's the ONLY manly thing left that you can do.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:25 am

When hurtful taunts of KFC Paul are spatting down like a golden shower, it may be time to take it to the locker-room, Absolutely Pathetic.

Towel off.
Blow your nose ... or something.
Wipe tire tracks off yer back.
Catch a change of panties.
Dial-in to a speech from Jay.

And then go right on out there and win one for the Shrubber!

Marcus Welby MD · Post by **Marcus Welby MD** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:45 am

AP, don't forget your 8:00 A.M. appointment tomorrow. We've got to get your asshole stitched up before you bleed to death.

I am....

Marcus Welby MD

Seriously, dude....you should take Jay's advice and just bail out of this.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:50 am

MadRussian wrote: I am 40, and yes I will still kick some ass, if the need arises.

Still sticking to the shots were fired at you in anger bullshit huh? You are in your 40's as I knew and weren't shit in the military. Frauds like you are a dime a dozen. A sick wack job like you that focuses on other men is very telling. First, you are a fraud that claims to be a rump ranger, then you focus on a man.

You are a faggot.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:47 am

Btw, I forgot to RACK pop, twice, along with PSUFAN, for starting this loathsome dabacle.

This thread is 9:07, even in Iran and India, with their fucked up :30 time zones.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:51 am

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:16 am

Mace, if Jay says to hang it up, I'll do so. I've never posted any of the personal shit and the rules state that offenders would be banned with no exceptions. Well, obviously that isn't true. This board is no better than any other.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:29 am

Atomic Panties wrote:if Jay says to hang it up, I'll do so

bwaa ...

Jay said to dance a li'l longer, clowntard.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:38 am

'Tart, will you please stop running people? It's so hard to keep track these days.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:42 am

poopfart wrote:
Jay said to dance a li'l longer, clowntard.

Hey, you live in Korea. i guess I should listen to a 7 foot monster that married a gooker for advice.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:43 am

Time to go.

It's getting a bit repetitive and:

Predictable.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:50 am

Bushlice, you are a nothing that will always be a nothing. Suck more cocks and save the responses. You fags keep going with one theme. The thing is, those of you that are married, married fat hogs. Keep coming back with bullshit responses. Those that do, the more you convince me that you married fat hogs. You post on the board to escape the reality of being married to a fat hog. That is the truth dude. You have KFC Paul in your corner. Tells me you married a sis-in-law. I wouldn't want to sleep in a bed with a fat hog.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:59 am

Atomic Pussy wrote:You fags keep going with one theme. The thing is, those of you that are married, married fat hogs.

poptart (to self): lay off that change-up, lay off, lay off .... I will lay off that change-up ...

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:03 am

poopfart, you married a gooker and then proclaim to be a Christian? You spew hatred and you married outside of you race because you couldn't find ass in Houston???? You claim to be a Christian and you post bullshit like every tard here does. Your sententence in Hell is going to be funny. You are a hypocrite poopfart. Do you watch televangelists too? You are a Christian? That's funnay.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 am

I don't hate anyone that posts on these boards.

Your problem is that you can't separate board banter from reality.
Your board history -- and this beatdown -- point to that.

You've always been a message board blowhard, but now the boomerang has taken the return trip and the eagle has unfortunately (for you) crashed right into your pussy.

That'll suck.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:19 am

Naw poopfart, the "christian" you claim to be is a fraud like the others that claim the lies they post here. You dn't impress me as anything other than a dweeb that married a gook and live in her country. Knock yourself out moron. I wouldn't marry down like you did.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:30 am

A shit troll has BODE? Let Dave give you a pass. He couldn't smack to save his ass. You are a shit troll and are a joke. You lose.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:55 am

Atomic Punk wrote: I've met a few of the Portland girls.

When do the restraining orders expire so you can go back and start harassing them again?

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:36 am

Atomic Punk wrote:More like a rump ranger. No offense intended.

YOU'RE A FUCKING VERIFIED CROSSDRESSER.

Anybody NOT going off on you is the rump ranger.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:40 am

SG's sister wants anal sex. I'll give you what you desire. You know you want cack.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:05 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:
MadRussian wrote: I am 40, and yes I will still kick some ass, if the need arises.
Still sticking to the shots were fired at you in anger bullshit huh? You are in your 40's as I knew and weren't shit in the military. Frauds like you are a dime a dozen. A sick wack job like you that focuses on other men is very telling. First, you are a fraud that claims to be a rump ranger, then you focus on a man.

You are a faggot.

You forgot my wife's fat and fucks niqqers

Your smack sucks as bad as kckaleys, twinkles
And yeah, I generally stick by the truth, panty boy