What happened to the Fresno guys?

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:27 pm

Let all this be a lesson to you Atomic Panties....you reap what you sow. And I couldn't enjoy it MORE.

Suffer you fucking dickhead.

MadRussian · Post by **MadRussian** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:28 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Awwww shucks. DaveFAG and his collection of cock-gobbling ass-bandits don't take smack boards seriously. No way. Their personal lives are so devoid of anything other than posting from work, that going home to a fat and/or ugly wife or jerkoff session after popping Viagra... that is all these piles of crap have to live for.

Mad Russian is currently calling the Army recruiter to get reinstated to peeling potatoes for the 3rd 75th Ranger Rumpers. 4.5 years of that along with his pic wycth skills should get him back in. Better hurry up before a Filipino takes your slot.

Smackie, yes... if you say you're sorry I'll forgive you and not call you a pothead anymore. I *promise.

*Terms of the contract are negotiable and non-binding.

9 years on smack boards and this is ALL you have??
Pretty fitting, hafta say

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:30 pm

MadRussian wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Smokie is a doper. He has no cred.

Mad Russian... oh what a piece of work you are. Hey tough guy, you do know the Army has lowered its standards significantly to allow shit wytches like yourself get paid for an enlistment. 4.5 years in the Rangers is like 2 years peeling potatoes in the Marine Corp. Not impressed with your service as shots were fired at you i what you call "anger." If you are so tough as you claim, why are you out of the Army? They've been recalling people left and right and you are now on a message board posting shitty pics?

Yeah, I'll bet you are a tough Ranger. More like a rump ranger. No offense intended. Also, what's with the unhealthy fascination with my pics? If I saw a dude doing that, I would say that is fucked up and leave it at that. You on the other hand have a sick fetish with my pics. Army Ranger? Yeah, sure. Tough guy? I seriously doubt you are anything but an enlisted pile of shit that was asked to go away.
Hey dumbfuckinstan, I served from 85-89, standards were as high as ever then.
Obviously you know less than shit about the armed forces, petunia, Rangers are fewer in number than Special Forces, and Marines?? Unless they are Force Recon, they arent shit compared to us.
And I was medically discharged, or I WOULD STILL be in, they wont allow artificial ankles in the Army.
I was enlisted, and Sgt. Which is more than your Coast Guard pansy ass wanna be could ever dream of.
Unhealthy?? Look at your pics fucko, I think wytching pics of a tard like you is fun, and amusing. Who is unheathy, the faggot crossdresser, of someone wytching their already fucked up picture?

Asked to "go away"? I worked for DoD until late 2001, because they valued my skills. We are fighting the war on MY network I engineered and oversaw installation of ,in Centcom's HQ.
So basically you are as wrong as its possible to be, but PLEASE continue your epochal level of meltage, and when you pull RTS and Y2K's cocks out of your mouth, come back and post more.
I need more laughs.

Damn, rack you dude, but a guy whose "smack" repertoire consists of . . .

- You're fat.
- Your wife is fat.
- Your ex-wife is fucking a mvscal.
- You're a doper.
- You're a liar, and you banned RtS.
- You're a rump-ranging, ex-potato peeler.
- You're a lousy picwytch.

etc., etc., isn't even worthy of anywhere near a detailed response as that.

Sayin'.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:31 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Smackie, yes... if you say you're sorry I'll forgive you and not call you a pothead anymore.

I don't care about your fuckin' forgiveness or name-calling...I want my cred back!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:31 pm

MadRussian wrote:
Hey dumbfuckinstan, I served from 85-89, standards were as high as ever then.
Obviously you know less than shit about the armed forces, petunia, Rangers are fewer in number than Special Forces, and Marines?? Unless they are Force Recon, they arent shit compared to us.
And I was medically discharged, or I WOULD STILL be in, they wont allow artificial ankles in the Army.
I was enlisted, and Sgt. Which is more than your Coast Guard pansy ass wanna be could ever dream of.
Unhealthy?? Look at your pics fucko, I think wytching pics of a tard like you is fun, and amusing. Who is unheathy, the faggot crossdresser, of someone wytching their already fucked up picture?

Asked to "go away"? I worked for DoD until late 2001, because they valued my skills. We are fighting the war on MY network I engineered and oversaw installation of ,in Centcom's HQ.
So basically you are as wrong as its possible to be, but PLEASE continue your epochal level of meltage, and when you pull RTS and Y2K's cocks out of your mouth, come back and post more.
I need more laughs.

Oh this is rich. Your skills are SOOO valued that you were discharged like a used tampon. Rangers are a joke nowdays. 85-89? The SEALS laugh at turds like you. So, you said bullets were fired in anger at you.... 85 to 89? You are full of shit you crippled loser. Your skills as a network something or other? Rangers in a computer room? You are full of shit like those that claimed to be SEALs that I've met. You are soooo valuable that in 2008 all of the recalls didn't include your BAD ASS.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:34 pm

RevLimiter wrote:Let all this be a lesson to you Atomic Panties....you reap what you sow. And I couldn't enjoy it MORE.

Suffer you fucking dickhead.

Hey KFC frying pot drainer.. ---> :paul: <--- Who posted that take before you did?

Anyway, back to the action.

:paul:

Chernobyl · Post by **Chernobyl** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:43 pm

OK, I admit it...I'm kinda pissed that my crown has been so convincingly taken from me.

How about a merger, AP. You and me...a team! Together, we'll be unstoppable. Look at what we have in common just for starters. Both of us are famous for our epic meltdowns, and we're both atomic! C'mon, man...let's do this!

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:55 pm

Rack this thread!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:20 pm

Yeah, Ms Russian was a Ranger from 1985 to 1989 and was held over for the DoD until 2001. Shots were fired "in anger" over his head. Yeah sure. Where? On the qualification range? I'll bet he is in a wheel chair with carpool tunnel syndrome from jerking off to online porn as I type. Dude is such a fraud that would make Pickle look credible. Dude would have to be in his 40's by now and is saying he can kick ass after a 1 tour stint in the Army. You would think he could use Photoshop as peeling potatoes for the Army didn't pan out. That same stroking motion of jerking off made him switch hands.

Tough guy that served in the 3rd 75th potato peeling brigade is a very tough pile of shit indeed. Plus, bitter piles of shit don't get laid ever. You stroke, choke, and suck ass. Tough guy.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:36 pm

Rack all Reginald Denny Resets

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:42 pm

Huh? When you say "we" you are hopeful to justify your sad bitter existence of posting 30,000 times on two boards. You see mvsuckass, I speak the truth that the tards here can't handle. Wearing her fucking panties from her early 20's isn't enough proof for you. This is a fact: I respect Indy for posting a pic of his hot wife. Me personally? No fucking way I'd do that to my best friend/girlfriend. Posting her pic to a bunch of fat losers that couldn't get laid in a Mexican whore house isn't something I'll offer.

You have to be disabled to post 30,000 times on two boards. If Russ, BS, and SG are reading this thread, I'm sure they would be laughing at the losers that keep swinging at me. You keep posting mucho times/day and it tells me you have no job, life, or wife. You have nothing other than a board to post bullshit and release the anger you have at life. However, I do believe that you were actually in combat and props to you pal. I don't buy the 3rd excrement 75th buttalion ranger that had bulets fired in anger from 85-89 at his potato peeling tough guy ass.

I'll give you props over that lying sack of shit.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:46 pm

AP, my wife could fit into those panties you were sporting. What do you suppose that tells the rest of the board about this alleged 27 year old?

Reginald Denny · Post by **Reginald Denny** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:51 pm

Thanks, AP. Reading this thread has made me realize that I need to count my blessings. I look at you, and say to myself, "There, but for the grace of God, go I."

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:52 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:AP, my wife could fit into those panties you were sporting. What do you suppose that tells the rest of the board about this alleged 27 year old?

Those are size 5's, not 55's like your hog wife wears. Maybe Mikey was correct when he said I was a bit smaller than you fat fucks think? Also, I've yet to hear one female from these boards say I was full of shit about them. Ever take notice of that you fat sow fucker?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:56 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Those are size 5's...

Yeah, I'm almost certain your imaginary female friend scratched the "1" off before she fedexed the panties to you. btw, what do they charge for freight?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:58 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Those are size 5's...
Yeah, I'm almost certain your imaginary female friend scratched the "1" off before she fedexed the panties to you.

Was the "1" to the right or left of the "5"?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:06 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Was the "1" to the right or left of the "5"?

That depends on the time of year. Hibernation can be a bitch.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:07 pm

Damn, Smackie, beat me to it.

And rack Reginald Denny, btw.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:10 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Those are size 5's, not 55's like your hog wife wears. Maybe Mikey was correct when he said I was a bit smaller than you fat fucks think? Also, I've yet to hear one female from these boards say I was full of shit about them. Ever take notice of that you fat sow fucker?

So either you're a little scrawny bitch, which would make you about the dumbest motherfucker alive for challenging ANYONE to a fight. Or, your "27 year old hottie" is more like a 27 year old life size replica of the Hindenburg.

The only thing we know for sure is that you're wearing some bitch's panties.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:AP, my wife could fit into those panties you were sporting. What do you suppose that tells the rest of the board about this alleged 27 year old?

Now c'mon Rumps, putting her fist through the leg hole does not qualify as "fitting into"

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:14 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this post

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:16 pm

Dog wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this post

See page 6. And rack your sig.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:16 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Those are size 5's...
Yeah, I'm almost certain your imaginary female friend scratched the "1" off before she fedexed the panties to you. btw, what do they charge for freight?

Interesting you of all shit posters bring up the concept of freight shipping charges. I mean, that speaks VOLUMES doesn't it?

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:19 pm

Dog wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Let me tell you about Smackie. Dude smokes pot yet is able to not get tested by the US Govt he works for.

Am I the only one who sees the irony in this post

Yes, you are the only one that sees irony. You are new here, from stuck nut right? Next move is that you are going to side up with a few shit posters that need help. Kinda like a prison, where the weak need a pack to survive. You got some game Dog? What do you have?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:20 pm

I've yet to hear one female from these boards say I was full of shit about them.

I'm going to pretend you didn't post that...for now.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:23 pm

Dave, you've been exposed in dirty tighty whiteys. You are a hypocrite and lying piece of shit. You are also a no-talent smacker that has never posted anything funny or rackable. You are a rat that can't defend itself only to ride the nuts of other shitty posters.

Bring on the girls to make your point you fucking lying piece of shit ball juggler/

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:24 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
I've yet to hear one female from these boards say I was full of shit about them.
I'm going to pretend you didn't post that...for now.

Of course you are. That's all lying shitstains like you do is pretend. You have no cred. Fuck you.

/Sin/

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:31 pm

On an air force base somewhere in the world, a parachute is missing....

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:38 pm

Bushice is a closet homo. He just responded to Smokie Chang where he has a panty fetish.

The thing is Smokie, you have a body only a blow up doll could attain with the proper air pressure. You have dark circles under your 60 y/o eye sockets and shake hands with limp wrists. You have no definition in your againg carcass and you now have Bushice to suck your eraser tip that squirts out pot juice.

Props to both of you. BitchSmacked is next up. Bitch, how do you take it? Ass or mouth? Not that I care, but you must have a preference. Imagine you smoking Smokie Changs burned off eraser tip to make that great smack reply.

Hell, the Mad Russian is at the recruiter's orifice trying to get reinstated as a potato peeling wannbe as I type.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:42 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Dave, you've been exposed in dirty tighty whiteys.

Well, at least they were men's underwear. Alledgedly.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:43 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: You got some game Dog? What do you have?

What is this game you speak of?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:44 pm

Dog wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: You got some game Dog? What do you have?
What is this game you speak of?

It's a role playing thing he likes to do with his imaginary dates.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:46 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Interesting you of all shit posters bring up the concept of freight shipping charges. I mean, that speaks VOLUMES doesn't it?

I never have shied away from my wife's weight problems. I've been upfront about it since the day I registered here. You, on the other hand, are full of shit, so you have absolutely no credibility whatsoever. All you do is spout off a bunch of make believe stories about PUSFAN's abuse of his admin powers and then top it off with some crazy excuse about some 27 year old hottie talking you into taking a picture of yourself while wearing "her" underwear.

I've been honest with you, so why don't you start being honest with me. Think about it, if this "friend" of yours is 27 and hot, I would think she'd only be carrying g-strings and not the traditional Harriet Nelson whiteys. So, in looking at the evidence, "27" is really code for 47 and "hottie" is really code for mom.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:46 pm

Dog wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote: You got some game Dog? What do you have?
What is this game you speak of?

The one you don't have. Go back to Boise State and root for the Bulldogs. That's like a bitch at UCLAme rooting for USC to beat Illinois. Fucking pathetic Dog.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:49 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Interesting you of all shit posters bring up the concept of freight shipping charges. I mean, that speaks VOLUMES doesn't it?

I never have shied away from my wife's weight problems. I've been upfront about it since the day I registered here. You, on the other hand, are full of shit, so you have absolutely no credibility whatsoever. All you do is spout off a bunch of make believe stories about PUSFAN's abuse of his admin powers and then top it off with some crazy excuse about some 27 year old hottie talking you into taking a picture of yourself while wearing "her" underwear.

I've been honest with you, so why don't you start being honest with me. Think about it, if this "friend" of yours is 27 and hot, I would think she'd only be carrying g-strings and not the traditional Harriet Nelson whiteys. So, in looking at the evidence, "27" is really code for 47 and "hottie" is really code for mom.

Well, this is my recommendation for you Rumpleddickhead... Go to the Home Depot and get a spool of string so you can make a v-string for your hog wife. You might want to buy it in bulk spools as it's cheaper than by the foot.

Just tryin' to help a sad fuck out.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:50 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Bushice is a closet homo.

Yet, I've never pranced around in a she-beasts undies.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:52 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Bushice is a closet homo.
Yet, I've never pranced around in a she-beasts undies.

AP is obviously out of the closet, and proud of it.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:53 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Bushice is a closet homo.
Yet, I've never pranced around in a she-beasts undies.

I've learned over the years over hanging with wild chicks, that those males that make the most noise about sex are often closet homos... like yourself. You keep reaching but you are a true faggot that nobody has ever seen in pic form. Anybody that cracks on others while never posting their own pics are most likely closet homos. Everyone has seen you too right?

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:59 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I've learned over the years over hanging with wild chicks, that those males that make the most noise about sex are often closet homos

So you start this sentence of making noise about hanging with wild chicks-meaning your getting sex, then you end it by saying those who make said noise are homos. Way to come out of the closet.

Anybody that cracks on others while never posting their own pics are most likely closet homos

I think you are confused. Guys that post their pics for other guys to look at are most likely homos.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:01 pm

This thread would make DJ Ciras proud.

AP, I am in the process of having every trace of your nic expunged from the annals of The Vent Online. The meltage in this thread, coupled with your recent Richard Speck-like exploits captured forever on camera, make me sad.

Nope, not sad. Make me laugh. That's it!

We've all done dumb shit on here AT THE BEGINNING of our posting careers but you continually put your foot in your ass up to the kneee it seems like every three months. Dude, stay in the basement. Lurk for a year or two and come back recalcitrant and humble, not with your Nerf dart guns ablazing like they are now.

Sorry to pile on dude. I just thought I should share my thoughts with you.

Much love.