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Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:29 am

Tingle Balls

Dashing through the web
On a mission to get laid
O’er the line I go
Women’s lingerie

PM’s in my box ring
Making boners bright
What fun it is to snap my pic
In some underwear tonight

Oh, Tingle Balls, Tingle Balls, Tingle all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
On a dildo and be gay.

Oh, Tingle Balls, Tingle Balls, Tingle all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
On a dildo and be gay.

A day or six ago
Confirmed I’m a big homo
And now my rotten candy* pics
Are the latest net freak show

Her body’s lean and lank
I swear this chick is hot
She really, really touched my crank
And a homo I am not

Oh, Tingle Balls, Tingle Balls, Tingle all the way
Oh What fun it is to ride
On a dildo and be gay.

Oh, Tingle Balls, Tingle Balls, Tingle all the way
Oh what fun, it is to ride
On a dildo and be gay.

* "Rotten candy" is AP's term for naked or scantily clad pictures of women.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:11 am

A Christmas song with subtitle gloss explanations?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:39 am

You just need to know what "jingles" make her "Tingle."

She's probably a Chuck Berry fan so this will work....

Bennish just act's like total Tool
and AP acted like a stupid fool
Two gross pics became her special thing
But he told her it was her ding-a-ling-a-ling

Chorus:
Her Ding-A-Ling Her Ding-A-Ling, She want's to play with Mike's Ding-A-Ling?
Her Ding-A-Ling Her Ding-A-Ling, She want's play with Mike's Ding-A-Ling?

When she was a little slut in school
Always went by the very best rule
But everytime the bell would ring
You'd catch her fellating Mike's ding-a-ling
Sing it again!

Once while giving head in a bathroom stall
She Slipped and fell, but swallowed it all
She gulped real hard and she heard him scream
Because she held on to Mike's ding-a-ling
It never gets old

Once while swimmin' 'cross Tardle Creek
Her Granny panties fell at her feet
Mike was looking at the whole thing
It made her hot when he wore the soggy bling
Rockin T1B Style

Now this Smack, it ain't so bad
Brutal little Smack that you've never had
And those of you wanting a piece of AP's dream
She'll also love gobbling your ding-a-ling
One more time...

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:54 am

BWA @ Jack

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:07 am

I had to get up close to make sure there is actually something there.

P.S. Can you shrink that down to avatar size for me?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:33 am

P.S. Can you shrink that down to avatar size for me?

Absolutely! Feel free to use it all you want here or any messageboard anywhere.

I resized it to avatar size and you are welcome to use it as long as you like.

No incentives needed from management to help you with this one.

You can find an avatar link created for you anywhere at http://www.itakeituptheass.com.
.. better yet...
Check your PM Box at http://www.downs.org/club21

Enjoy

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:47 am

Why are you using a naked picture of your beer buddy as your avatar at .net? Isn't that a little fruity?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:50 am

Isn't that a little fruity?

No, I highly doubt that's the case here.

It's has true artistic value, look real close...
It's much like Batting Practice with a 4X4 right before it's used to skullfuck a Baby Seal's Dome. (Pressure Treated "of course" with a few stray Hexcote Deck Screws just for laughs and to meet all listed U&L Smack Codes.)

But that may be just me.

Modern Art and all...........

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:01 pm

I usually don't do Christmas music before Thanksgiving, but I'll make an exception here . . .

AP will get over for Christmas,
You can count on him.
Please have reindeer, and women's underwear,
And make sure Y2K's couch is free.
Christmas Eve will find him
Updating his spreadsheets with glee.
AP will get over for Christmas,
If only in his dreams,
If only in his dreams.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:29 am

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:00 pm

Xmas? ... not so much

SG's Sister
Atomic punk will come
On your pic, you know the one
And you say
O.K.
He's splooging
That what your looking for?
You know the clones
Just want to jerk some more
On you
It's true

You're trolling
What's your price for suck?
And finding tonight's fuck?
You'll be alright tonight

Bennish you know
You're swallowing so fast
And Sammy's worrying
Your lips won't last
The day... no way

SG's Sister
AP's future wife?
Give it up with the pics you post of you
It's true
It's true yeah

You're Trolling
For sad old dudes on boards
Driving rusted fords
Keep them "up" all night

Your Trolling
In search of self of steam
A Loser clone's wet dream
You'll get PM's tonight

Your Trolling
For crank shots of Mr. Mike
And he's dumb enough to bite
You'll touch yourself tonight

SG's Sister
Oh ZZ Top has come
And he's probably not the only one
To say O.K.
But you're trolling

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:44 am

Y2K wrote:
Isn't that a little fruity?
No, I highly doubt that's the case here.

It's has true artistic value, look real close...
It's much like Batting Practice with a 4X4 right before it's used to skullfuck a Baby Seal's Dome. (Pressure Treated "of course" with a few stray Hexcote Deck Screws just for laughs and to meet all listed U&L Smack Codes.)

But that may be just me.

Modern Art and all...........

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:21 pm

Rack Scott! Did the drummer sing all of that?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:05 am

Bwaaaaaaaaaa...

Rack Scott!

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:21 am

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:03 am

Bennish wrote:

Ha Haaaaa.....

Wrong Troll.
Oooooooppps!

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:19 am

RACK Scott.

RACK Y2K.

Rack PSUFAN.

All this, and the Reindeer haven't even arrived yet.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:27 am

Bennish, stick around for the Reindeer, woman.

You'll like them.

Terry in Crapchester · Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:13 am

Shouldn't this thread be headed to the archives? Just asking.