[G] Newest Registered Member: AP's Tarp Sized Panties [/G]

The best of the best
Bennish

Post by Bennish »

Does anyone buy that tale he fabricated?

I can tell you I don't
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Re: Newest Registered Member: AP's Tarp Sized Panties

Post by Atomic Punk »

88 wrote::D
Enjoy! 88 is popping Viagra at this moment.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Screw_Michigan

Re: Newest Registered Member: AP's Tarp Sized Panties

Post by Screw_Michigan »

Atomic Punk wrote:
88 wrote::D
Enjoy! 88 is popping Viagra at this moment.
you are so delusional you refuse to even personally admit the error of your ways. the best thing for you night now would be to hop the first bus headed off the face of the fucking earth. do you think anyone here actually believes your pathetic, bullshit story? who the fuck do you think we are? a bunch of bannie on wheels?

your shit ranks worse than your "27 y/o gf's" stinking cunt. go fuck yourself.
Bennish

Post by Bennish »

Image

Image

(Just for reference)
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29338
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Post by BSmack »

Oh dear God.

:katy:
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
User avatar
MadRussian
Poop is Funny!!!
Posts: 477
Joined: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:51 pm

Post by MadRussian »

What a living advertisement for spread cheeked running backward through a cornfield diaper wearing faggot
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

That is by far the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on these baords, and the second-placed entry isn't even close to appraoching that.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
MadRussian
Poop is Funny!!!
Posts: 477
Joined: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:51 pm

Post by MadRussian »

Dinsdale wrote:That is by far the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on these baords, and the second-placed entry isn't even close to appraoching that.
Image
At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.
P.J. O'Rourke.
User avatar
Mister Bushice
Drinking all the beer Luther left behind
Posts: 9490
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Post by Mister Bushice »

I can see Kaleys house from here.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
User avatar
PSUFAN
dents with meaning
Posts: 18324
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:42 pm
Location: BLITZBURGH

Post by PSUFAN »

You have got to be fucking kidding me.
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

There is no particular pose that could make that photo appear any less gay, but the fact he's prancing away and looking back in the mirror like a giggly school girl further destroys his case.

Give AP a camera, and he covets that thing like RtS and a long distance phone call.

Jesus fooking christ. I bought my girlfriend some breakfast this morning, and thought that was a decent-enough deed. If the day comes where she asks me to skip around in tranny wear then all bets are fucking OFF.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

The owner of that wytch seeked out a picture of a man's stretched anus, selected Right Click --> Save As, then spent focus and attention on wytching a close-up of a man's asshole.

I don't see how that's "getting over."
Bennish

Post by Bennish »

It's because dudes secure in their sexuality don't give a shit about seeing another dude's asshole if it means doing a good wytch.
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Post by RevLimiter »

MadRussian wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:That is by far the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on these baords, and the second-placed entry isn't even close to appraoching that.
Image
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 21259
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:35 pm

Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Bennish wrote:It's because dudes secure in their sexuality don't give a shit about seeing another dude's asshole if it means doing a good wytch.
It's so over-the-top that it's not even a little bit funny. Take a look at the audience that's eating it up. Need I go on?
Screw_Michigan

Post by Screw_Michigan »

RevLimiter wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
no surprise that a worthless, degenerate piece of shit like you is down with gaping assholes.

you're encroaching on guntslinger territory, here.
User avatar
RevLimiter
Count Chunkula
Posts: 2211
Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:15 pm
Location: Heartland Of America

Post by RevLimiter »

Screw_Michigan wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
no surprise that a worthless, degenerate piece of shit like you is down with gaping assholes.

you're encroaching on guntslinger territory, here.
You and Magoo can feel free to FUCK yourselves. That pic wytch is the ULTIMATE Kaley slam if you knew anything about how that fuckhole rolled.
T1B- THE place to be for fun, informative sports talk....or NOT:
Wet-Brained Fucktard wrote:I know we here like to talk shit and we do tend to get, how you say, immature at times. At some points, the banter on a board like this can be somewhat childish. It happens.
KC Scott

Post by KC Scott »

Wow - just fucking wow.

Ponderous how at any moment in time, regardless of circumstance, he could have even thought for a nanosecond posting those would be a good idea.

Paging the doomsday database to the white cortesy phone
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Post by Atomic Punk »

Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.

The thing is, not one of the anon-type shit trolls or those that go with "look smack" have ever posted anything about themselves. That's fine, however dickhead, I never authorized my pics to be posted.

Now you have SG's sister signing up shit trolls on the 3 boards. And frankly, I've received positive reviews from verified women not so much on PM's, but mostly in e-mails.

So there you go mother fucker. The reinqueer better bring the funnay this year. I doubt they will, but I sure hope so as I can laugh at myself like Perk, and others do.

How many of you 43 y/o's can put up a pic of yourselves w/o being laughed at? I'll answer that for you. Zero

I really don't mind, but it's the idea that personal info being posted is selectively enforced.

Ponderous isn't it KC Scott? Yeah... I posted them you stupid fuck.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
KC Scott

Post by KC Scott »

Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.

The thing is, not one of the anon-type shit trolls or those that go with "look smack" have ever posted anything about themselves. That's fine, however dickhead, I never authorized my pics to be posted.

Now you have SG's sister signing up shit trolls on the 3 boards. And frankly, I've received positive reviews from verified women not so much on PM's, but mostly in e-mails.

So there you go mother fucker. The reinqueer better bring the funnay this year. I doubt they will, but I sure hope so as I can laugh at myself like Perk, and others do.

How many of you 43 y/o's can put up a pic of yourselves w/o being laughed at? I'll answer that for you. Zero

I really don't mind, but it's the idea that personal info being posted is selectively enforced.

Ponderous isn't it KC Scott? Yeah... I posted them you stupid fuck.
You didn't "post" them, but you may as well have.
You sent them to a dude, posing as a chick on a fucking troll board :lol:

Hilarious.

No Mensa for you Mike
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Post by Atomic Punk »

Tell me who you think it was.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
User avatar
Mister Bushice
Drinking all the beer Luther left behind
Posts: 9490
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:39 pm

Post by Mister Bushice »

Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.
I have images that I never want posted in public, SO I DON'T UPLOAD THEM.
Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly.
Don't blame Scott. If you had said something, they would have done something.
Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.
I think we should pull a cinderella blues clues on this one, roll the clock back to the moment you sent someone, ANYONE the url of these pics.
There you will find the root cause of this problem.
The thing is, not one of the anon-type shit trolls or those that go with "look smack" have ever posted anything about themselves. That's fine, however dickhead, I never authorized my pics to be posted.
Are you new at this message board stuff or something?
How many of you 43 y/o's can put up a pic of yourselves w/o being laughed at? I'll answer that for you. Zero
Knowing that - why did you?

Not trying to bust you too hard here AP, but hell. I make it a habit of not stepping in front of moving vehicles, not driving while intoxicated, not pissing off cops, and NOT posting/emailing/PM'ing links/ sending pics of myself to anyone I don't absolutely trust, and not revealing any personal info to the vultures that hover above these boards waiting to feast on it.

You really have no one to blame for this but yourself.
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Post by Atomic Punk »

Well okay. It's not that big of a deal. I can't read this board enough with the work sched to have a clue. THEN, you see a few pics of yourself and go... wtf? I'm not even demanding these pics to be pulled. Hell, worse pics of me are out there.

I guess I was just caught off guard and it was WTF? I DO know SG's sister is going at me hard on all boards because I've smacked her coarse twat for a long damn time. Any new shit troll is SG's sister on any board.

Cool. Whatever fellas, go have some fun Monday morning I guess.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Kierland

Post by Kierland »

Atomic Punk wrote:Hell, worse pics of me are out there.
For your sake I hope not.
Bennish

Post by Bennish »

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: If the day comes where she asks me to skip around in tranny wear then all bets are fucking OFF.
Why are you assuming the girlfriend part is even true?
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Post by Atomic Punk »

Red Rover is all trolled over. Think I don't know who you are?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Bennish

Post by Bennish »

Like I give a fuck?
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29338
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Post by BSmack »

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm not even demanding these pics to be pulled. Hell, worse pics of me are out there.
WTF?????

Worse?

Just how does it get worse than prancing around a hotel room in a pair of house sized panties? Lemme guess, it was when you were in Top Gun and Maverick and you got into a VERY heated debate about Scientology?

Please, take your time. Feel free to provide some pictures.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
User avatar
poptart
Quitty McQuitface
Posts: 15211
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:45 pm

Post by poptart »

Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.

The thing is, not one of the anon-type shit trolls or those that go with "look smack" have ever posted anything about themselves. That's fine, however dickhead, I never authorized my pics to be posted.

Now you have SG's sister signing up shit trolls on the 3 boards. And frankly, I've received positive reviews from verified women not so much on PM's, but mostly in e-mails.

So there you go mother fucker. The reinqueer better bring the funnay this year. I doubt they will, but I sure hope so as I can laugh at myself like Perk, and others do.

How many of you 43 y/o's can put up a pic of yourselves w/o being laughed at? I'll answer that for you. Zero

I really don't mind, but it's the idea that personal info being posted is selectively enforced.

Ponderous isn't it KC Scott? Yeah... I posted them you stupid fuck.
How classic is it for panty boy to be in here lecturing folks about the rights and wrongs in this case?

You've been on the boards for what, like almost 10 yrs now, AP?
And yet you gibber on like a novice.

But what's worse is that you speak to all of US as if WE are novices.

Your best, and quite frankly ONLY course of action right now, is exile.
Assuming you've already ruled out suicide, of course.

Hey novice, nobody gives a shit HOW self-taken pics of you preening in panties ended up on the board.
We just all know that they did.

And that disturbing fact will always be INFINITELY more memorable to us than the HOW of it.

Remember, people don't ask how, they just how many.

And in your case, that how many, is, how many cocks did you chug in the past week, flamer?
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Atomic Punk wrote:Dudes, I never posted them. Not one of you are going after anyone posting my images that I never wanted posted in public.

Fuck you KC Scott for not doing the right thing. I never bitched to one m0d or Admin for letting this shit fly. Not one of you stopped SG's sister from spamming this shit and there you go.

AP looks pretty sexy in those panties. I'd like to get him really shit faced and tag that ass, by force if neccessary.


Sin,
Ankomak




Did AP just start decrying people going the "personal information" route?

Did one of the all-time infowhores just cry when it finally came knocking on his own door?

THAT is even funnier than the pic, if that's even possible.


Congrats on becoming the All-Time Rome Board Bitch, AP. How you managed it with such stiff competition over the years is nothing short of amazing. But you are clearly it, doucheheimer.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

Atomic Punk wrote:The thing is, not one of the anon-type shit trolls or those that go with "look smack" have ever posted anything about themselves.

I remember a day on these boards when the phrase used to encourage other posters to put up pics was "MAN UP!"

That slang seems a little outdated right about now.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Mikey
Carbon Neutral since 1955
Posts: 29650
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:06 pm
Location: Paradise

Post by Mikey »

Based on decals on about 50% of the non "working" pick - ups around here the new recommendation is "Cowboy Up".

A few pics of AP in cowboy hat and assless chaps might be just what BSmack is looking for.
User avatar
The Whistle Is Screaming
Left-handed monkey wrench
Posts: 2808
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 2:24 pm
Location: Eat Me Luther, Eat Me!

Post by The Whistle Is Screaming »

AP,
Did she ask you to shave all the hair off your body or did you decide that on your own?

BTW thanks for reviving the board(s). If that isn't taking one for the "team" then I don't know what is.
Ingse Bodil wrote:rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
BSmack
2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
Posts: 29338
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
Location: Lookin for tards

Post by BSmack »

Mikey wrote:Based on decals on about 50% of the non "working" pick - ups around here the new recommendation is "Cowboy Up".

A few pics of AP in cowboy hat and assless chaps might be just what BSmack is looking for.
I have no expectations whatsoever. It's just the train wreck watcher in my can't possibly turn away from the thought of what the fuck Atomic Panties might have done that was WORSE than his latest photo spread.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."

—Earl Sinclair

"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.

- Antonio Brown
User avatar
Cuda
IKYABWAI
Posts: 10195
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:55 pm
Location: Your signature is too long

Post by Cuda »

KC Scott wrote:You didn't "post" them, but you may as well have.
You sent them to a dude, posing as a chick on a fucking troll board :lol:
Wendy Lou Who II?

Oh my...
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
User avatar
Atomic Punk
antagonist
Posts: 6636
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:26 pm
Location: El Segundo, CA

Post by Atomic Punk »

Awwww... look at the strong reactions from "males" lamenting they either married hogs or can't get quality trim. Keep at it. You can move to Korea to get a "hottie," or live in the U&L and claim to pull skanks while having 15,000+ posts. I've actually seen a few pics of BSmacked, who btw has 15,000+ posts as his "hot wife" gets all of his attention.. Don't tell me YOU are married none other than a fat pasty white hogggg.

No Cude's... no pics were ever sent to a dude as KC Scott says in his deflection.

Exile poopfart? Why? Are you afraid of something? Sounds like it. How do you say "exile" in slope or gook? Yes TWIS, she asked me to. Didn't like the idea at first but now it's cool.

Okay asshats, waste more time telling me how it is and that y'all married models...
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
Headhunter
Eternal Scobode
Posts: 2810
Joined: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:34 pm

Post by Headhunter »

I could be fucking Bruce Vilanch on a bad hair day. I might be two feet seven inches and 318 Lbs. None of that matters until I mash "submit" and send off the incriminating evidence to ANYONE associated with these boards. At that point, I'm fair game for all the shit and abuse headed my way.

Posing for the pics is one thing, AP. Sure, if you posted a story about how your woman made you do that you would catch a little bit of shit.

When you provide a troll with photographic evidence that will float around these boards until the end of time, you can guarantee that you're going to cat a ton of shit over it.
Dinsdale wrote:This board makes me feel like Stephen-Hawking-For-The-Day, except my penis is functional and I can walk and stuff.
User avatar
Dinsdale
Lord Google
Posts: 33414
Joined: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:30 pm
Location: Rip City

Post by Dinsdale »

See if I've got this right --

AP's defense at this point is "your wife is fat" and post-total smack?

Along with a thinly vieled shot at U&L guy?


I'll let you in on a little secret, bud...


I've never once photographed myself wearing a pair of my grandmother's panties to try and score a piece of ass. Never really seen the need. And if it was a piece of ass that I'd already had my way with, rest assured that I wouldn't have to do anything so radically compromising to get it again. Matter of fact, the ball would be in my court as to what would have to happen for HER to experience my essence once again.


But you have to publicly humiliate yourself to get a piece of a chick (you claim) you already got with?

Props on being not just a complete loser, but for being a complete loser with performance issues.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
User avatar
Terry in Crapchester
2012 March Madness Champ
Posts: 8995
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:56 pm
Location: Back in the 'burbs

Post by Terry in Crapchester »

Atomic Punk wrote:How many of you 43 y/o's can put up a pic of yourselves w/o being laughed at? I'll answer that for you. Zero
And that makes you different, how, exactly?
War Wagon wrote:The first time I click on one of your youtube links will be the first time.
warren

Post by warren »

Mikey wrote:Based on decals on about 50% of the non "working" pick - ups around here the new recommendation is "Cowboy Up".

A few pics of AP in cowboy hat and assless chaps might be just what BSmack is looking for.
That is fucking funny, you may be a California fruitcake, but at least you still bring it when your on this comic book link.

Cowboy and assless chaps, that's freaking classic.

BrokeBack Mountain smack is always right on time.
Post Reply