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It certainly helps their reputation that some of the offenses are so inept. Who the fuck is this lightweight, twinkie little Henig guy? 6 ints? An SEC quarterback? Are you kidding me? That guy should be benched behind Uncle Rico.
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SEC Ballsucking Homer is in midseason form, I see.


Yeah, that it... defense.

No possibilty that it has anything to do with the "run it directly into the line 3 times then punt" system of offense that's prevalent in the SEC?

Easy to hide it when YOU NEVER PLAY ANYONE.

Run it straight into the opposing tackle 3 times, punt, then congratulate your opponent for playing "great defense" -- it's the SEC Way.
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Henig's a pampered little rich boy who got manhandled last night.
I loved all the footage from the South Carolina game last year. That kid is cocky, but damn, the SEC treats his ass like a ping-pong ball.
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Some guys won't throw 6 ints all year. He managed that feat in one night. Impressive stuff.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Some guys won't throw 6 ints all year. He managed that feat in one night. Impressive stuff.
Kevin Kolb only threw 4 his freshman year and 4 his senior year. Henig almost matched that in one night.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Easy to hide it when YOU NEVER PLAY ANYONE.
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man when you cant play no offense cos you got no playmakers peeps start talkin bout defence. that ish is wack and the sec full of marks who aint got no clue. the u would punk the sec but yall to afraid cos you know the cg would smoke yo asses.
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Well, it was a good run, Jimmah.
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:lol:

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This can't be the real meds.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:SEC Ballsucking Homer is in midseason form, I see.
I didn't write the article. A guy in Texas did. I was pointing out how inept Arkansas' D was against USC.
All that and they're #5. Who's #4 again? Way to KYOA.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Bama is really thin at most positions on D.

Haven't even played a game yet, and it sounds like someone is already making excuses.


You shouldn't have to do that.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Did anyone notice that when they ran the schools' little promos early in the game, they freakin' ran an Ole Miss piece for Mississippi State?! I couldn't believe it. How the hell does that happen? The University of Mississippi...Faulkner shit. Unbelievable.
Yep, I noticed that, too.

I'm surprised the ESPN crew didn't make some lame crack like, "Well, it's early in the season for us, too ... ha ha."

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Its easy to put up defensive stats vs Miss Stake, 8 turnovers and a shutout.

How does LSU get 5 turnovers in 25 minutes and only score 10 points? Miss stake must have a great SEC defense too
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Sudden Sam wrote:"They just don't give up any points"
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Tennessee's Defense really looked good today.
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