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BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:00 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:What the fuck is Pitron?
Patron is tequila... it's pretty deece.

Patron also makes the best rum on the planet.

http://www.patronspirits.com/en/content ... /pyrat_xo/

You'll never want Captain ever again.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:03 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Patron is tequila... it's pretty deece.

Its the only tequila I will drink nowadays. I chase it with the salt and lime 'cus its pretty fuckin' strong when shooting.

Dog · Post by **Dog** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:22 pm

chasers are for pu$$ies.

'sayin

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:25 pm

Dog wrote:chasers are for pu$$ies.

'sayin

I'm not much of a liquor consumer.

Give me a twelver of the Shiner Bock and the occasional Bull Blaster (Yeager Bombs for you Yankees) and I will be sittin' by the IPOD taking your music requests for the evening.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:27 pm

BSmack wrote:http://www.patronspirits.com/en/content ... /pyrat_xo/

It’s smooth taste and delicious flavor is complimented by it’s rich amber color.

Good to see their Marketing Editors can't spell for shit. Seriously... all spelling smack aside. If you're promoting something, it's usually wise to not come off looking like a bunch of dumb fucks. I also love seeing business signs that pluralize words using an apostrophe. I mean, really...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:33 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Good to see their Marketing Editors can't spell for shit. Seriously... all spelling smack aside. If you're promoting something, it's usually wise to not come off looking like a bunch of dumb fucks. I also love seeing business signs that pluralize words using an apostrophe. I mean, really...

I was driving by, so I stopped in the tittybar where an old buddy is the doorman. Right as you enter, a sign informs us in no uncertain terms, that their weapons-search policy* will be "Strickly Enforced."

I laughed.

* -- The weapons search policy was made necessary by Zach Randolph and posse.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:46 pm

I mean, really...

...yep. This threads' run it is course.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:56 pm

BSmack wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:What the fuck is Pitron?
Patron is tequila... it's pretty deece.
Patron also makes the best rum on the planet.

http://www.patronspirits.com/en/content ... /pyrat_xo/

You'll never want Captain ever again.

Captain Morgan? You ever drank that in the first place? Here's a hint: it's best use would be to rinse out your gunt when you're not feeling so "fresh". Jesus Fucking Christ.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Captain Morgan? You ever drank that in the first place?

In a nation full of people who think Jim Beam is good booze, this suprises you?

Rum is pretty much the dirty asshole of the liquor world.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:04 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Captain Morgan? You ever drank that in the first place? Here's a hint: it's best use would be to rinse out your gunt when you're not feeling so "fresh". Jesus Fucking Christ.

Agreed when it comes to regular Captain. That shit is fuckin awful. The only Captain Morgan even worth the time of day is Private Stock. But even that doesn't hold a candle to Pyrat.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:08 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Captain Morgan? You ever drank that in the first place? Here's a hint: it's best use would be to rinse out your gunt when you're not feeling so "fresh". Jesus Fucking Christ.
Agreed when it comes to regular Captain. That shit is fuckin awful. The only Captain Morgan even worth the time of day is Private Stock. But even that doesn't hold a candle to Pyrat.

I thought you claimed a plan to drink Captain Morgan & Cokes while watching the Super Bowl. Whatever. I'll admit that I have a number of friends/aquaintances that drink Captain Morgan, but they're all either female or wish they were.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:10 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:they're all either female or wish they were.

One of them doesn't happen to play for the Cavaliers, does he?

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:17 pm

Fuck Rum

JW Blue Label Scotch is where its at.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:21 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:they're all either female or wish they were.
One of them doesn't happen to play for the Cavaliers, does he?

I hate to be the one to break this to you. See, I was born about 25 miles south of Columbus, Ohio (Circleville), and I still have friends in the area. Word on the street is that Greg Oden's favorite drink is Captain Morgran mixed with strawberry Ne-Hi.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I thought you claimed a plan to drink Captain Morgan & Cokes while watching the Super Bowl. Whatever. I'll admit that I have a number of friends/aquaintances that drink Captain Morgan, but they're all either female or wish they were.

I did down a few rum and cokes that day. But no Captain was involved. If you ever see me drinking Captain it means there is nothing else left.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:30 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:Fuck Rum

JW Blue Label Scotch is where its at.

There's no Scotch around these parts. Lab Rat drank it all.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:56 pm

Nice to see a pile-on thread turn into an alcohol discussion.

Hey, RumpleF... see how this place works now? The concept of a board where all can post really ain't happening due to time constraints and the shit trolls and tards let on the loose elsewhere.

You criticize the m0ds and admins... but they are posters also... that don't have a lot of time to put up with bullshit. When you wise up you realize you have little time to sift through threads to find something that is entertaining enough to explain to your significant other why smacking and being smacked is worth the escape from daily life. Luther made that point years ago and we're still arguing about this shit?

It's nice that a few cats put this insignificant website up to have a bit of us sports talk listeners have some fun. That's all this place is. To have some fun. Why you come in here and bitch about things HERE is beyond reasonable debate.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:05 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Why you come in here and bitch about things HERE is beyond reasonable debate.

You may have just resurrected his sore craw-hand with this.

If you haven't noticed, "well enough" is NEVER "alone" in his home.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:10 am

Sorry for the lack of memory... you are that chick from the U&L right? Anyway, welcome aboard.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:27 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Sorry for the lack of memory... you are that chick from the U&L right? Anyway, welcome aboard.

Yeah, thanks.

I actually just drove back to CA this week.

I was hoping to run into "Douchebag" and his minion(s) on my route, but was reluctant to actually STOP at any of the rest areas.

Lucky?

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:03 am

You would have been ok, Douchecock hangs out at truck stops.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:54 am

RumpleForeskin wrote: Yep, but based on some of the early scrolls I've come across weren't there alliances formed and rulez broken? Isn't that what started the great divide among st early smackers?

Actually it was their inability to tell the difference between ignorance and apathy.

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RF managed to turn his BD into a chat session?

Let's stay on task here, people

Slippin, man........ slippin

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:07 am

KC Scott wrote: RF managed to turn his BD into a chat session?

Let's stay on task here, people

How much further "down" do you think he's capable of being "beat"?

Dude's like that one guy in the cafeteria who you always KNOW you'll be able to get to participate in that "make a fist, and I'll hold your forearm as you try to pull it as hard as you can toward your face" trick.

Inevitably, he's gonna bloody his own nose......just like he did the week before.

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:54 am

Goober McTuber wrote:(Circleville)

Circleville! I passed through once and saw the Ted Lewis museum. I wish I could have checked it out but it was Sunday or some shit and the bitch were closed.

"Is Everybody Happy?"

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:02 am

cinderella_undercover wrote:
KC Scott wrote: Let's stay on task here, people
How much further "down" do you think he's capable of being "beat"?

Seriously. It's hard to see where a task was involved.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:17 am

I think smacking RF is a bit like punching sand - and rack those who have done so creditably.

Now, let's lock this bitch down before we learn which horrendously overpriced tequila is the bestest.