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This is fun. You're a genuine jackass, married to a massive sow that looks like she's got her own gravitational field.

I think we're on to something good here.
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PSUFAN wrote:This is fun. You're a genuine jackass, married to a massive sow that looks like she's got her own gravitational field.

I think we're on to something good here.
I'm bettin' one of you knocking on my wife's weight is a porker yourself. Whoever you are, Event Horizons can be dangerous when you get too close to objects that are not bolted to the floor.
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RevLimiter wrote:RF, I have no quarrels with you or your wife, but I gotta ask....can I fuck her friend?
translation from the KC_IKYABWAI patois: I know you guys are barnyard animals like me - but what is the friend?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:This is fun. You're a genuine jackass, married to a massive sow that looks like she's got her own gravitational field.

I think we're on to something good here.
I'm bettin' one of you knocking on my wife's weight is a porker yourself. Whoever you are, Event Horizons can be dangerous when you get too close to objects that are not bolted to the floor.
I don't mean to nitpick, but wouldn't Cookie Monster be more appropriate as your wife's avatar?
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OCmike wrote:I don't mean to nitpick, but wouldn't Cookie Monster be more appropriate as your wife's avatar?

Or, she could simply use this alternate "party photo" instead.

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Foreskin's wife doesn't feed herself. She uses her intellect to command the food into her mouth.

Foreskin's wife rents out her boobs as exercise balls.

Asphalt companies no longer use heavy machinery to break up the surface. They call up Foreskin's wife, toss a bunch of cheeseburgers all over the parking lot, and watch her run around.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Image
I thought I was the only idiot who posted pics of the wife. I'll let it go, jay.
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RF,

here's a better avatar for you:

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RumpleForeskin wrote:I thought I was the only idiot who posted pics of the wife. I'll let it go, jay.
Sorry I had to bring out the other photo of your sweethog, sans makeup. It just seems that you're so damn proud of Porky Wife, I thought you might want the rest of the world to see her in her more relaxed and natural state.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:It just seems that you're so damn proud of Porky Wife, I thought you might want the rest of the world to see her in her more relaxed and natural state.
Thanks, I guess.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:It just seems that you're so damn proud of Porky Wife, I thought you might want the rest of the world to see her in her more relaxed and natural state.
Thanks, I guess.
I asked your OL for some dirty pics, thinking that I could get a good laugh at that she-beast jimmying her bologna flaps with a Veiny Rufus Mongo Dong, but she said she wasn't into toys and just sent me a pic of her pussy instead.

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OCmike wrote:I asked your OL for some dirty pics, thinking that I could get a good laugh at that she-beast jimmying her bologna flaps with a Veiny Rufus Mongo Dong, but she said she wasn't into toys and just sent me a pic of her pussy instead.

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She sent me this closeup of her asshole too:

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What a dirty, dirty little whore...
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But besides blacks, do they like jews?




Well maybe yes offense.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:You are the reason some Republicans are pro-choice.
Are you consulting a joke book for these one-liners? You were cooler when you weren't trying to defend yourself, especially with these hoary Catskills comebacks.
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Since the pile-on has ensued once again, allow me to play devil's advocate for just one moment, sort of, anyway:

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In defense of RF's wife, her funbags look like they'd be, well, fun. As for her face, I won't go so far as to say it's better than most, but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure we've all seen worse somewhere along the line. And her friend looks like she might be doable.
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tuff gong wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:You are the reason some Republicans are pro-choice.
Are you consulting a joke book for these one-liners? You were cooler when you weren't trying to defend yourself, especially with these hoary Catskills comebacks.
Sounds more like he's adapting Rodney Dangerfield's "Now I know why tigers eat their young" line from Caddyshack. With limited success I might add.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote: As for her face, I won't go so far as to say it's better than most, but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure we've all seen worse somewhere along the line.
Seen worse? Hell, I've fucked worse.

But in my own defense.....I'm a horny fucker and not very picky when drunk.
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Dog wrote:
Seen worse? Hell, I've fucked worse.

But in my own defense.....I'm a horny fucker and not very picky when drunk.
You may have paid to fuck worse as you say, but don't tell me you've had lower than Terry in Crapchester. He's paying with his income to fuck a black wife dude! That hog the above mentioned is an evolutionary step up from what Terry dinks and dunks. Put it this way, if a white guy admits to marrying a nig nog bitch, then you can take batting practice into the wee hours of the night... dog.

Also, how come nobody has called out Foreskin to push up those titties? They can have the Moses version of the bible tatted on the underside of those flabby tittayaays.... in Hebrew, Greek, and, Latin. Don't tell me she is losing weight either.

That is a genuine swine hoggggg. Yeeeee Haaaaaaw. :meds:
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Atomic Punk wrote:
Dog wrote:
Seen worse? Hell, I've fucked worse.

But in my own defense.....I'm a horny fucker and not very picky when drunk.
You may have paid to fuck worse as you say, but don't tell me you've had lower than Terry in Crapchester. He's paying with his income to fuck a black wife dude! That hog the above mentioned is an evolutionary step up from what Terry dinks and dunks. Put it this way, if a white guy admits to marrying a nig nog bitch, then you can take batting practice into the wee hours of the night... dog.

Also, how come nobody has called out Foreskin to push up those titties? They can have the Moses version of the bible tatted on the underside of those flabby tittayaays.... in Hebrew, Greek, and, Latin. Don't tell me she is losing weight either.

That is a genuine swine hoggggg. Yeeeee Haaaaaaw. :meds:
Ahhh, details that I have yet to learn. Thanks.

I don't enjoy laughing at Rumps and his wife. They are really good peeps. But this thread has had me laughing hysterically on several occassions. I know Rumps wife IS losing weight......but on the other hand, that takes away all the fun of it.
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Dog wrote: I don't enjoy laughing at Rumps and his wife. They are really good peeps. But this thread has had me laughing hysterically on several occassions. I know Rumps wife IS losing weight......but on the other hand, that takes away all the fun of it.

You're good people, Dog. But I agree, this shit is funny even if its at the expense of my loved ones.
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Atomic Punk wrote:You may have paid to fuck worse as you say, but don't tell me you've had lower than Terry in Crapchester. He's paying with his income to fuck a black wife dude! That hog the above mentioned is an evolutionary step up from what Terry dinks and dunks. Put it this way, if a white guy admits to marrying a nig nog bitch, then you can take batting practice into the wee hours of the night... dog.
A :meds: doesn't even come close to doing justice to this.

Tell me, are you really that big a racist, or are you just trying real hard to be a douchebag?
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I know Rumps wife IS losing weight
I get it - it's THAT TIME. A Colorado-sized torrent of red ham tunnel lining is issuing from her rubber duct. She's bound to lose weight amidst that slurry fount.

But, it will be back...and RF will be back to the Pit and Pendulum act he calls coitus.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:But I agree, this shit is funny even if its at the expense of my loved ones.
Hilarious.

Sin,

Having to cut a limb off in order to survive.

Let's face it, your self-deprecating "humor," combined with your extremely low mentality makes you a Class A Tard. Actually, a Class A+ Tard.

Nice touch, btw, in starting the "Your pet(s)" thread. Only a true masochist would start another thread amid a pileon as epic as this.




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OCmike wrote:She sent me this closeup of her asshole too:

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What a dirty, dirty little whore...

:lol:

God DAMN, RtS's rosaries are spinning in a blur for your family.


WHy does every picture she's in have some kind of monolithic white rectangle in it?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Being 1/16th Jewish myself, I refused to go there.
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PSUFAN wrote:
I know Rumps wife IS losing weight
I get it - it's THAT TIME. A Colorado-sized torrent of red ham tunnel lining is issuing from her rubber duct. She's bound to lose weight amidst that slurry fount.

But, it will be back...and RF will be back to the Pit and Pendulum act he calls coitus.
Actually, I think it has something to do with the national ground beef recall.
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Rumps, juss sayin'.

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R-Jack wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:her face is better than most
OK. Forget what I said. You are shit troll, just not a good one.

Off this shit troll.
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PSUFAN wrote:
WHy does every picture she's in have some kind of monolithic white rectangle in it?
Because I'm at work and all I have to work with is MS Paint.

Terry, take a good look around and think about where you're at. Many of those who clown you for your interracial marriage are the same who thought it was funny that Marinerfan's daughter was born with one good eye.

Either smack back (:lol:) or ignore it, because it's not going to stop.
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Congrats on the pile on. Whats the definition of insanity? I'm moving forward, but you all can still have your fun until this epic thread gets locked up and moved to the Best of forum. You're welcome for the memories.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Whats the definition of insanity?
I pretty sure it includes posting a picture of your wife on this board.
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Terry, take a good look around and think about where you're at. Many of those who clown you for your interracial marriage are the same who thought it was funny that Marinerfan's daughter was born with one good eye.

Either smack back (:lol:) or ignore it, because it's not going to stop.
Sage advice.

Notre Dame sucks, BTW.
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R-Jack wrote:What the fuck is Pitron and if it is some elixer that make you think that flatulating hosebeast has a "better than most" face, how can we destroy it?
Destroy it?

I was thinking we should make it the happy hour special.
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PSUFAN wrote:Notre Dame sucks, BTW.
Reggie freaking Brooks (BODE)

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That was a fucking great game, even though it didn't go my way. In fact, that pic is also great. Hell, it hardly ever seems to even get cold until December anymore. As a kid, I went to several November games against ND in the cold and snow - and loved every minute of them.

That pic makes me want to tackle my monitor.
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PSUFAN wrote:
That pic makes me want to tackle my monitor.

Oh yeah?


How about this one?



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I'm pretty sure I'd just bounce off of that.
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R-Jack wrote:What the fuck is Pitron?

Patron is tequila... it's pretty deece.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
R-Jack wrote:What the fuck is Pitron?

Patron is tequila... it's pretty deece.
I was drunk on the Patron when I posted its name.
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