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For those of you not familiar... Aaron in Tuscon has been running a contest whereby you post a Mock Draft of what transpires in the 1st Round. Your goal is to match the player to the team that selects him.

It's not important to number your selections as to what slot the player gets drafted. Just match the team to the player. The person will the most correct 1st Round selections is the winner. Not sure if and what this year's "booty" is. I am not involved in that part.

In case of a tie, this year's Tie Breaker dude is Tank Tyler (why not?) Anyways, the person closest to the actual slot that Tank is selected (over or under doesn't matter, just closest) breaks the tie and wins this year's contest.

You post should look something like this:

Pick / Team / Player
1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions- Gaines Adams
3 Cleveland Browns- Brady Quinn
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Calvin Johnson
5 Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas
6 Washington Redskins- LaRon Landry
7 Minnesota Vikings- Adrian Peterson
8 Atlanta Falcons (from HOU)-Levi Brown
9 Miami Dolphins- Amobi Okoye
10 Houston Texans (from ATL)-Leon Hall
11 San Francisco 49ers - Alan Branch
12 Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
13 St. Louis Rams- Adam Carriker
14 Carolina Panthers- Greg Olsen
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
16 Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Jarvis Moss
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
19 Tennessee Titans- Ted Ginn Jr.
20 New York Giants- Joe Staley
21 Denver Broncos- Jamaal Anderson
22 Dallas Cowboys- Dwayne Jarrett
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Robert Meachem
24 New England Patriots (from SEA)-Paul Posluszny
25 New York Jets- Aaron Ross
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Reggie Nelson
27 New Orleans Saints- Chris Houston
28 New England Patriots- Michael Griffin
29 Baltimore Ravens- Ryan Kalil
30 San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Bowe
31 Chicago Bears- Steve Smith
32 Indianapolis Colts- Justin Harrell


51 -- Tank Tyler



If Headhunter (or whoever) would be so kind as to sticky this, I'd be much obliged. A lock right before the draft would be great, if possible. Pre-draft edits to your picks are fine... just not after Goodell has announced how Al Davis just fucked himself into an 0-16 season.


Good luck, everyone. I only hope I can live up the standard of excellence established by Mr Tuscon. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns please forward them to my secretary.

Looking good, ucant. Let me just recount the prior draft gurus:

2000 - Raider Loco
2001 - Raider Loco
2002 - kc dave
2003 - Wags/Raider Loco (tied on the freaking tiebreaker, if you can believe that)
2004 - Wags
2005 - JoeinPB
2006 - Toostoned

1 Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell, LSU
2 Detroit Lions WR Calvin Johnson, Georgia Tech
3 Cleveland Browns QB Brady Quinn, Notre Dame
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers OT Joe Thomas, Wisconsin
5 Arizona Cardinals OT Levi Brown, Penn State
6 Washington S LaRon Landry, LSU
7 Minnesota RB Adrian Peterson, Oklahoma
8 Atlanta Falcons DT Amobi Okoye, Louisville
9 Miami Dolphins WR Ted Ginn Jr., Ohio State
10 Houston Texans DE Gaines Adams, Clemson
11 San Francisco 49ers DE Adam Carriker, Nebraska
12 Buffalo Bills LB Patrick Willis, Mississippi
13 St. Louis Rams DE Jamaal Anderson, Arkansas
14 Carolina Panthers S Reggie Nelson, Florida
15 Pittsburgh Steelers CB Darrelle Revis, Pittsburgh
16 Green Bay Packers RB Marshawn Lynch, California
17 Jacksonville Jaguars CB Leon Hall, Michigan
18 Cincinnati Bengals DT Alan Branch, Michigan
19 Tennessee Titans DE Jarvis Moss, Florida
20 New York Giants WR Robert Meachem, Tennessee
21 Denver Broncos DE Anthony Spencer, Purdue
22 Dallas Cowboys WR Dwayne Bowe, LSU
23 Kansas City Chiefs CB Aaron Ross, Texas
24 New England Patriots LB Lawrence Timmons, Florida State
25 New York Jets CB Chris Houston, Arkansas
26 Philadelphia Eagles S Brandon Meriweather, Miami
27 New Orleans Saints LB Jon Beason, Miami
28 New England Patriots S Michael Griffin, Texas
29 Baltimore Ravens OT Joe Staley, Central Michigan
30 San Diego Chargers WR Dwayne Jarrett, USC
31 Chicago Bears TE Greg Olsen, Miami
32 Indianapolis Colts DT Justin Harrell, Tennessee

Tiebreaker: Tank Tyler will be the 54th overall pick.

Oakland Raiders -- JaMarcus Russell
Detroit Lions -- Gaines Adams
Cleveland Browns -- Brady Quinn
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Calvin Johnson
Arizona Cardinals -- Joe Thomas
Washington Redskins -- Amobi Okoye
Minnesota Vikings -- Adrian Peterson
Atlanta Falcons -- LaRon Landry
Miami Dolphins -- Jamaal Anderson
Houston Texans -- Levi Brown
San Francisco 49ers -- Alan Branch
Buffalo Bills -- Patrick Willis
St. Louis Rams -- Marshawn Lynch
Carolina Panthers -- Ted Ginn
Pittsburgh Steelers -- Lawrence Timmons
Green Bay Packers -- Dwayne Bowe
Jacksonville Jaguars -- Adam Carriker
Cincinnati Bengals -- Greg Olsen
Tennessee Titans -- Robert Meacham
New York Giants -- Justin Blalock
Denver Broncos -- Jarvis Moss
Dallas Cowboys -- Leon Hall
Kansas City Chiefs -- Sidney Rice
New England Patriots -- Reggie Nelson
New York Jets -- Dwayne Jarrett
Philadelphia Eagles -- Charles Johnson
New Orleans Saints -- Aaron Ross
New England Patriots -- Paul Posluszny
Baltimore Ravens -- Joe Staley
San Diego Chargers -- Craig Davis
Chicago Bears -- Justin Harrell
Indianapolis Colts -- Jon Beason

49 - Tank Tyler

Oakland.............JaMarcus Russell
Detroit...............Gaines Adams
Cleveland...........Brady Quinn
Tampa...............Calvin Johnson
Arizona..............Joe Thomas
Washington........Amobi Okoye
Minnesotqa.........Adrian Peterson
Atlanta...............LaRon Landry
Miami.................Levi Brown
Houston..............Leon Hall
San Francisco......Adam Carriker
Buffalo................Patric Willis
St. Louis..............Alan Branch
Carolina..............Greg Olson
Pittsburgh............Lawerence Timmons
Green Bay...........Marshawn Lynch
Jacksonville.........Reggie Nelson
Cincinnati............Darrelle Revis
Tennessee...........Robert Meachem
New York Giants...Joe Staley
Denver................Jamall Anderson
Dallas..................Ted Ginn
Kansas City..........Dwayne Bowe
New England.........Paul Posluszny (24th pick)
New York Jets.......Aaron Ross
Philadelphia.........Jon Beason
New Orleans........Chris Houston
New England........Brandon Meriweather (28th pick)
Baltimore............Ryan Kalil
San Diego..........Dwayne Jarrett
Chicago..............Ben Grubbs
Indianapolis........Justin Harrell


Tank Tyler.....48th Pick

1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions- Brady Quinn
3 Cleveland Browns- Adrian Peterson
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers-Calvin Johnson
5 Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas
6 Washington Redskins- Gaines Adams
7 Minnesota Vikings- Jamaal Anderson
8 Atlanta Falcons (from HOU)-Laron Landry
9 Miami Dolphins- Levi Brown
10 Houston Texans (from ATL)-Leon Hall
11 San Francisco 49ers - Amobi Okoye
12 Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
13 St. Louis Rams- Alan Branch
14 Carolina Panthers- Reggie Nelson
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Adam Carriker
16 Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Jarvis Moss
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
19 Tennessee Titans- Robert Meachem
20 New York Giants- Chris Houston
21 Denver Broncos- Charles Johnson
22 Dallas Cowboys- Dwayne Bowe
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Ted Ginn Jr
24 New England Patriots (from SEA)-Paul Posluszny
25 New York Jets- Aaron Ross
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Michael Griffin
27 New Orleans Saints- Lawrence Timmons
28 New England Patriots- Brandon Merriweather
29 Baltimore Ravens- Joe Staley
30 San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Jarrett
31 Chicago Bears- Greg Olsen
32 Indianapolis Colts- Justin Harrell


44 -- Tank Tyler

Oakland Raiders -- Jamarcus Russell
Detroit Lions -- Calvin Johnson
Cleveland Browns -- Brady Quinn
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Gaines Adams
Arizona Cardinals -- Joe Thomas
Washington Redskins -- LaRon Landry
Minnesota Vikings -- Adrian Peterson
Atlanta Falcons -- Levi Brown
Miami Dolphins -- Amobie Akoye
Houston Texans -- Patrick Willis
San Francisco 49ers -- Adam Carriker
Buffalo Bills -- Leon Hall
St. Louis Rams -- Jamal Anderson
Carolina Panthers -- Greg Olson
Pittsburgh Steelers -- Lawrence Timmons
Green Bay Packers -- Marshawn Lynch
Jacksonville Jaguars -- Reggie Nelson
Cincinnati Bengals -- Chris Houston
Tennessee Titans -- Ted Ginn
New York Giants -- Darrell Revis
Denver Broncos -- Alan Branch
Dallas Cowboys -- Aaron Ross
Kansas City Chiefs -- Joe Staley
New England Patriots -- Paul Poluszny
New York Jets -- Jarvis Moss
Philadelphia Eagles -- Brandon Merriweather
New Orleans Saints -- DeWayne Bowe
New England Patriots -- Michael Griffin
Baltimore Ravens -- Ben Grubbs
San Diego Chargers -- Robert Meachem
Chicago Bears -- Dewayne Jarrett
Indianapolis Colts -- Justin Harrell

Tank Tyler - 37

KC Scott wrote:Washington Redskins -- Amobi Akoye
Miami Dolphins -- Amobi Okoye

FYI

Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Calvin Johnson
Cleveland Browns- Adrian Peterson
Detroit Lions- Gaines Adams
Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas
Washington Redskins- LaRon Landry
Minnesota Vikings- Brady Quinn
Atlanta Falcons- Levi Brown
Miami Dolphins- Amobi Okoye
Houston Texans- Leon Hall
San Francisco 49ers- Adam Carriker
Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
St. Louis Rams- Alan Branch
Carolina Panthers- Greg Olsen
Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
Jacksonville Jaguars- Jamaal Anderson
Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
Tennessee Titans- Ted Ginn Jr.
New York Giants- Joe Staley
Denver Broncos- Jarvis Moss
Dallas Cowboys- Dwayne Jarrett
Kansas City Chiefs- Robert Meachem
New England Patriots- Paul Posluszny
New York Jets- Aaron Ross
Philadelphia Eagles- Reggie Nelson
New Orleans Saints- Chris Houston
New England Patriots- Michael Griffin
Baltimore Ravens- Ryan Kalil
San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Bowe
Chicago Bears- Steve Smith
Indianapolis Colts- Justin Harrell

Tank Tyler- 37

Raiders- JaMarcus Rusell
Lions- Joe Thomas
Browns-Adrian Peterson
Bucs- Calvin Johnson
Cardinals- Gaines Adams
Redskins- Amobi Okoye
Vikings- Brady Quinn
Falcons- LaRon Landry
Dolphins- Alan Branch
Texans- Levi Brown
49ers- Adam Carriker
Bills- Patrick Willis
Rams- Leon Hall
Panthers- Greg Olsen
Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
Packers- Marshawn Lynch
Jaguars- Jarvis Moss
Bengals- Darrelle Revis
Titans- Ted Ginn Jr.
Giants- Paul Posluszny
Broncos- Jamaal Anderson
Cowgirls- Robert Meachem
Chiefs- Dwayne Bowe
Patriots- Jon Beason
Jets- Joe Staley
Iggles- Reggie Nelson
Saints- Chris Houston
Patriots- Michael Griffin
Ravens- Justin Blalock
Chargers- Steve Smith
Bears- Justin Harrell
Colts- Brandon Meriweather


Tank- 65

1. Oakland -- JaMarcus Russell
2. Detroit -- Calvin Johnson
3. Cleveland -- Brady Quinn
4. Tampa Bay -- Joe Thomas
5. Arizona -- Gaines Adams
6. Washington -- LaRon Landry
7. Minnesota -- Jamaal Anderson
8. Atlanta -- Adam Carriker
9. Miami -- Levi Brown
10. Houston -- Adrian Peterson
11. San Francisco -- Alan Branch
12. Buffalo -- Marshawn Lynch
13. St. Louis -- Amobi Okoye
14. Carolina -- Patrick Willis
15. Pittsburgh -- Ben Grubbs
16. Green Bay -- Leon Hall
17. Jacksonville -- Jon Beason
18. Cincinnati -- Darrelle Revis
19. Tennessee -- Robert Meachem
20. N.Y. Giants -- Paul Posluszny
21. Denver -- Reggie Nelson
22. Dallas -- Dwayne Bowe
23. Kansas City -- Joe Staley
24. New England  -- David Harris
25. N.Y. Jets -- Chris Houston
26. Philadelphia -- Michael Griffin
27. New Orleans -- Dwayne Jarrett
28. New England -- Aaron Ross
29. Baltimore -- Lawrence Timmons
30. San Diego -- Ted Ginn
31. Chicago -- Justin Blalock
32. Indianapolis -- Eric Wright

Tank Tyler -- Pick #35

1 OAK JaMarcus Russell, QB
2 DET Gaines Adams, DE
3 CLE Joe Thomas, T
4 TB Calvin Johnson, WR
5 ARI Adrian Peterson, RB
6 WAS LaRon Landry, S
7 MIN Brady Quinn, QB
8 ATL Jamaal Anderson, DE
9 MIA Levi Brown, T
10 HOU Amobi Okoye, DT
11 SF Patrick Willis, LB
12 BUF Leon Hall, CB
13 STL Adam Carriker, DE
14 CAR Greg Olsen, TE
15 PIT Darrelle Revis, CB
16 GB Justin Harrell, DT
17 JAC Reggie Nelson, S
18 CIN Alan Branch, DT
19 TEN Marshawn Lynch, RB
20 NYG Chris Houston, CB
21 DEN Anthony Spencer, LB
22 DAL Dwayne Jarrett, WR
23 KC Joe Staley, OT
24 NE David Harris, LB
25 NYJ Jarvis Moss, DE
26 PHI Lawrence Timmons, LB
27 NO Ted Ginn Jr., WR
28 NE Aaron Ross, CB
29 BAL Ben Grubbs, G
30 SD Robert Meachem, WR
31 CHI Jon Beason, LB
32 IND Steve Smith, WR

44 Tank Tyler

1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions- Joe Thomas
3 Cleveland Browns- Brady Quinn
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Calvin Johnson
5 Arizona Cardinals- Gaines Adams
6 Washington Redskins- Amobi Okoye
7 Minnesota Vikings- Adrian Peterson
8 Atlanta Falcons (from HOU)-Laron Landry
9 Miami Dolphins- Levi Brown
10 Houston Texans (from ATL)-Leon Hall
11 San Francisco 49ers - Jamaal Anderson
12 Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
13 St. Louis Rams- Alan Branch
14 Carolina Panthers- Reggie Nelson
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
16 Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Jarvis Moss
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
19 Tennessee Titans- Robert Meachem
20 New York Giants- Chris Houston
21 Denver Broncos- Adam Carriker
22 Dallas Cowboys- Dwayne Bowe
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Ted Ginn Jr
24 New England Patriots (from SEA)-Paul Posluszny
25 New York Jets- Aaron Ross
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Michael Griffin
27 New Orleans Saints- Greg Olsen
28 New England Patriots- Brandon Merriweather
29 Baltimore Ravens- Joe Staley
30 San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Jarrett
31 Chicago Bears- TANK TYLER
32 Indianapolis Colts- Justin Harrell

1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions- Joe Thomas
3 Cleveland Browns- Brady Quinn
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Calvin Johnson
5 Arizona Cardinals- Gaines Adams
6 Washington Redskins- Amobi Okoye
7 Minnesota Vikings- Adrian Peterson
8 Atlanta Falcons (from HOU)-Laron Landry
9 Miami Dolphins- Levi Brown
10 Houston Texans (from ATL)-Leon Hall
11 San Francisco 49ers - Adam Carriker
12 Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
13 St. Louis Rams- Alan Branch
14 Carolina Panthers- Greg Olsen
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
16 Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Jarvis Moss
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
19 Tennessee Titans- Ted Ginn
20 New York Giants- Paul Posluzny
21 Denver Broncos - Jamal Anderson
22 Dallas Cowboys- Dwayne Bowe
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Robert Meacham
24 New England Patriots (from SEA)-Michael Griffin
25 New York Jets- Aaron Ross
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Reggie Nelson
27 New Orleans Saints- Chris Houston
28 New England Patriots- Brandon Merriweather
29 Baltimore Ravens- Joe Staley
30 San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Jarrett
31 Chicago Bears- Jon Beason
32 Indianapolis Colts- Justin Harrell


Tank Tyler 62

1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from Detroit Lions)- Calvin Johnson
3 Cleveland Browns- Adrian Peterson
4 Detroit Lions (from Tampa Bay)- Gaines Adams
5 Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas
6 Washington Redskins- LaRon Landry (cuz dey stupid)
7 Minnesota Vikings- Ted Ginn Jr.
8 Atlanta Falcons- Levi Brown
9 Miami Dolphins- Brady Quinn
10 Houston Texans- Leon Hall
11 San Francisco 49ers- Amobi Okoye
12 Buffalo Bills- Patrick Willis
13 St. Louis Rams- Jarvis Moss
14 Carolina Panthers- Greg Olsen
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
16 Green Bay Packers- Marshawn Lynch
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Jamaal Anderson
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Darrelle Revis
19 Tennessee Titans- Dwayne Bowe
20 New York Giants- Tanard Jackson
21 Denver Broncos- Alan Branch
22 Dallas Cowboys- Reggie Nelson
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Adam Carriker
24 New England Patriots-Paul Posluszny
25 New York Jets- Chris Houston
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Charles Johnson
27 New Orleans Saints- Marcus McCauley
28 New England Patriots- Brandon Meriweather
29 Baltimore Ravens- Tony Ugoh
30 San Diego Chargers- Dwayne Jarrett
31 Chicago Bears- Jon Beason
32 Indianapolis Colts- Robert Meachem

53 Tank Tyler

Raiders - JaMarcus Russell, QB
Dolphins - Brady Quinn, QB
Bills - Marshawn Lynch, RB
Cardinals - Adrian Peterson, RB
Browns - Joe Thomas, OT
Falcons - Selection: Levi Brown, OT
Giants - Joe Staley, OT
Ravens - Ben Grubbs, G
Lions - Calvin Johnson, WR
Packers - Robert Meachem, WR
Jaguars - Ted Ginn Jr., WR
Titans - Dwayne Bowe, WR
Jets - Greg Olsen, TE
Bears - Dwayne Jarrett, WR
Buccaneers - Gaines Adams, DE
Rams - Adam Carriker, DE
Panthers - Jamaal Anderson, DE
Broncos - Jarvis Moss, DE
Chiefs - Amobi Okoye, DT
Saints - Justin Harrell, DT
Vikings - Leon Hall, CB
Texans - Darrelle Revis, CB
Cowboys - Aaron Ross, CB
Redskins - LaRon Landry, S
Bengals - Reggie Nelson, S
Colts - Michael Griffin, S
Patriots - Brandon Meriweather, S
49ers - Patrick Willis, LB
Steelers - Lawrence Timmons, OLB
Patriots - David Harris, LB
Eagles - Paul Posluszny, LB
Chargers - Jon Beason, LB

Tank Tyler 66

1 Oakland Raiders- JaMarcus Russell
2 Detroit Lions- Gaines Adams
3 Cleveland Browns- Brady Quinn
4 Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Calvin Johnson
5 Arizona Cardinals- Joe Thomas
6 Washington Redskins- Jamaal Anderson
7 Minnesota Vikings- Adrian Peterson
8 Atlanta Falcons-Laron Landry
9 Miami Dolphins- Levi Brown
10 Houston Texans-Darrelle Revis
11 San Francisco 49ers - Patrick Willis
12 Buffalo Bills- Marshwan Lynch
13 St. Louis Rams- Leon Hall
14 Carolina Panthers- Ted Ginn
15 Pittsburgh Steelers- Lawrence Timmons
16 Green Bay Packers- Reggie Nelson
17 Jacksonville Jaguars- Michael Griffin
18 Cincinnati Bengals- Alan Branch
19 Tennessee Titans- Aaron Ross
20 New York Giants- Brandon Merriweather
21 Denver Broncos - Adam Carriker
22 Dallas Cowboys- Amobi Okoye
23 Kansas City Chiefs- Joe Staley
24 New England Patriots- Chris Houston
25 New York Jets- Greg Olsen
26 Philadelphia Eagles- Jarvis Moss
27 New Orleans Saints- Justin Harrell
28 New England Patriots- David Harris
29 Baltimore Ravens- Ben Grubbs
30 San Diego Chargers- Paul Poluszny
31 Chicago Bears- Jon Beason
32 Indianapolis Colts- Robert Meachem


Tank Tyler 41

Congrats to Aaron. Please check my results for accuracy:

Aaron in Tuscon-12
KC Dave-10
KC Scott-9
War Wagon-8
Charger Mike-7
Cueball-7
Poptart-6
Shoalzie-5
Cicero-5
KC Dave-4
stuckinia-4
Ucant-4
Dallas Fanatic-3
jiminphilly-3

Nice job Toos. Two years in a row, very impressive. Guess you'll get to keep those stogies all to yourself. Enjoy!

Thanks, ucan't.

From where I sit a 12 is a helluva score.

NICE JOB, Toos.


Thanks for the game, ucant.

Nice job Toos. 3 picks correct? Oh boy.



Thanks for running the show Ucant

Thanks Ucant and Wags for picking up the game and keeping it alive.

First off, I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for giving me the inspiration to wake up Friday morning and book a hair appointment. I walked out of the hair salon Saturday morning with my pony tail perfectly pulled back sporting a flawless chiseled pompadour.

I went home and smoked 32 bowls of inspiration and channelled the great one: Mel Kiper.
MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... -ohhh cough cough cough.

Thanks to all the players!

Toos

Aaron in Tucson wrote:I went home and smoked 32 bowls.

Whatever it takes. Well done.

Props Brutha....I'll pull a few sticks out of the stash.

Aaron in Tucson wrote:Thanks Ucant and Wags for picking up the game and keeping it alive.

First off, I'd like to thank Jesus Christ for giving me the inspiration to wake up Friday morning and book a hair appointment. I walked out of the hair salon Saturday morning with my pony tail perfectly pulled back sporting a flawless chiseled pompadour.

I went home and smoked 32 bowls of inspiration and channelled the great one: Mel Kiper.
MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, MEL-ohhh, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... -ohhh cough cough cough.

Thanks to all the players!

Toos

RACK!

The Force is strong in this one

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Please check my results for accuracy:


KC Dave-10
KC Dave-4

Huh?

dave, he said to check the results for accuracy, so why don't you just correct it?

Nevermind, that'd be too much work for you and then you'd have nothing to bitch about so let's just split the difference.

kcdave 7

Happy now?

KC Dave got 10.


Revlimiter got 4. I remember how it happened now... I copy/pasted a formula and was undecided about whether or not to change the name to "KC Paul."

I guess I never made the decision.

That'll teach me for using Gil Brandt's list of team needs as a draft tool.

kcdave wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Please check my results for accuracy:


KC Dave-10
KC Dave-4

Huh?

You lost, dipshit. One would think that it's a concept you're familiar with.

Thanks for the generous offer on the stogies, ChargerMike. I'll be checking the mailbox with my palio at the ready.

Hey Wags, if you're sending out a lid make sure it's FREAKING HUGE. The one size fits all doesn't apply to me.
My heed is HUUUUGE. Huge I say!

Seriously Wags, if OSFA is all they come in I'll get my tire irons out...after all, the force is with me.

Da Guru

Aaron in Tucson wrote:Hey Wags, if you're sending out a lid make sure it's FREAKING HUGE.

I thought a lid was always one ounce. You kids nowadays are wacky.

Aaron in Tucson wrote: Hey Wags, if you're sending out a lid make sure it's FREAKING HUGE. The one size fits all doesn't apply to me.
My heed is HUUUUGE. Huge I say!

Seriously Wags, if OSFA is all they come in I'll get my tire irons out...after all, the force is with me.

Da Guru

I'll see what I can drum up. Since you already got a draft day hat last year, some other Raider gear may be in order. That OSFA would prolly fit your THC enlarged dome if you'd get a goddamn haircut, hippie.

Goobs, don't get his hopes up.

I'm fairly certain there should be some "Oakland Raiders 2008 Super Bowl Champs" shirts out there by now.

Aaron in Tucson wrote:
Hey Wags, if you're sending out a lid make sure it's FREAKING HUGE. The one size fits all doesn't apply to me.
My heed is HUUUUGE. Huge I say!

OK, you gotta help slow wagon out - here's some simple instructions:

TO FIND SIZE IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT , USE A SOFT RULER , WRAP IT AROUND YOUR HEAD WHERE YOU WANT YOUR HAT TO SET.OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SOFT RULE, THEN USE A STRING WRAP IT AROUND YOUR HEAD THE SAME WAY ,MARK IT THEN MEASURE THE STING..WHEN YOU FIND THAT NUMBER USE THE CHART BELOW TO FIND HAT SIZE.

HEAD SIZE HAT SIZE

20 3/4 - 6 5/8

21 1/8 - 6 3/4

21 5/8 - 6 7/8

22 - 7

22 3/8 - 7 1/8

22 3/4 - 7 1/4

23 1/8 - 7 3/8

23 1/2 - 7 1/2

24 - 7 5/8

24 3/8 - 7 3/4

24 3/4 - 7 7/8

25 1/8 - 8

25 1/2 - 8 1/8

25 7/8 - 8 1/4

26 1/4 - 8 1/3

ChargerMike wrote:Props Brutha....I'll pull a few sticks out of the stash.

Wags wrote:I'll see what I can drum up. Since you already got a draft day hat last year, some other Raider gear may be in order. That OSFA would prolly fit your THC enlarged dome if you'd get a goddamn haircut, hippie.

Zero. Zilch. Nada. Squat. Big Fucking Donut.

Bad form, Jackasses.

Toos - See above query on the size of your gourd.

If OSFA don't cut it - you need to drop a melon measurement.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dl ... category0=

24 3/4 - 7 7/8 ought to do it

Aaron in Tucson wrote:24 3/4 - 7 7/8 ought to do it

Scare small children much?

'Nuff Said

LMAO Scott!