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patsy stone wrote:
NjSooner wrote:The star was for a friend who OD'd in high school who always said he "would rather burn out than fade away"
I thought Def Leppard said that?
I thought the evil dude in Highlander said it better.
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KC Scott wrote:"Top Ten Things Jesus Said on the Cross"
Forgive them, for they know not what they do...

...has always been number one on my list.
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So dude got some bad ink...it happens.

But next time NJ, maybe you ought to use that blue ink that the the USDA stamps on the fatty side of a side of beef to see how it looks first before you make it all permanent and shit. If you'd have done that you may have thought twice.
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War Wagon wrote:
KC Scott wrote:"Top Ten Things Jesus Said on the Cross"
Forgive them, for they know not what they do...

...has always been number one on my list.
I'll bet it was more like "mutherfukker, when I get off this thing, I'm jammin' that hammer up your ass, sideways."
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KC Scott wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:Def Leppard never said anything that wasn't said before by someone.
GUNTER GLIEBEN GLAUCHEN GLOBEN

Sin,

Hitler trying to determine how many jews would fit into an Volkswagon

Ever notice the oversized ashtrays in mid-century VW's?
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hey nj,

you a little old italian lady? Cause, I ain't seen wing flaps like that since my grandma. Atleast she didn't have them all tatted up.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Husker4ever wrote: Ever notice the oversized ashtrays in mid-century VW's?
That wasn't nearly as bothersome as the socks nitted from Jew hair and lampshades made from the filleted skin off their backs...
Smackaholic wrote:you a little old italian lady? Cause, I ain't seen wing flaps like that since my grandma. Atleast she didn't have them all tatted up.
Ouch.
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Jsc810 wrote:
But don't worry about it.

Sincerely,

Image

Wait...see if I got this right...


JSC thinks Pammy got her Hep from...a bad tattoo?


Excuse me while I BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


JSC is naive to think that. NJSooner is naive to think he isn't a complete fucking tool.

Bit if you ever get sent up the river for 25-life...you'll have a great head start on "looking cool." Should have probably just had "PUNK" inked across the small of your back, and called it good.


I'm not sure when it became "cool" to try and look like you've spent half your life behind bars, but it's one gay-assed trend(that's already running its course).


A tat on your back that you can't see? I think in your zest for artificial coolness, you reallyreally overlooked the traditional "meaning" of that, and dear god...you're even gayer than previously thought possible. No, seriously...that's a gay thing...should have probably looked into that first. I'm suprised the tattoo "artist" was able to keep from cracking up.


Sorry to be the one to tell you, man. But I hear they're doing wonderous stuff with lasers these days, if you ever decide to go back in the closet.
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NjSooner wrote:Anyone here have any ink done? Got any pics to share?
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Holy shit, but RACK HH again.

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Bwaaaa. Nice.
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RACK! Hoontah.

Laughed like a mofo
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Good Christ.



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Dinsdale wrote: No, seriously...that's a gay thing...should have probably looked into that first. I'm suprised the tattoo "artist" was able to keep from cracking up.


Sorry to be the one to tell you, man. But I hear they're doing wonderous stuff with lasers these days, if you ever decide to go back in the closet.
:lol:


One of my very close longtime friends is an award winning tattoo artist here in SD, and he's flat out told tools like NJ to go fuck thier faggot assed selves if they request the following upon entering his shop:

Nautical stars (Dont know when it became acceptable for men to get a fucking fairy ass rainbow brite star slammed on them, but its always good for a laugh or 10)

Tribal bands (the true mark of a top shelf fucking tool)

A womans name who isnt a relative or daughter (He always asks)



Nothing quite like seeing the look on icy hot douchebag's face when they're told that thier "Stars on both my elbows" or "Michael Jackson face" (I wish I was kidding) idea is straight out of the book of utter faggotry, and that the artist wont fucking do it. Priceless shit there.

:lol: :lol:
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RACK HHunter.
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A few more RACKS and plungerings, and this one's good to go. There's a space reserved atop the 'chives.
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I almost forgot. RACK the Headhunter. Fucking hilarious.
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