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I guess she won't be asking for a refund
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:41 am
by Dinsdale
TUKWILA, Wash. (AP) - A woman drowned in a swimming class at the city pool in Tacoma.
The King County medical examiner's office said 26-year-old Candice Green died of lack of oxygen.
Tukwila City Administrator Rhonda Berry said it happened during a Thursday night class. A lap swimmer noticed Green floating. Lifeguards pulled her out and performed CPR until an aid crew arrived.
She died Sunday at Harborview Medical Center in Seattle.
I didn't realize the FBI worked as lifeguards, too.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:06 am
by War Wagon
It happened on Thursday, but she died on Sunday... from a lack of oxygen?
In a swim class? Nice.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:38 am
by Mister Bushice
Someone must have removed her warranty tag:
breathing underwater is unhealthy for humans, and can lead to death.
Looks like the U&L cannot be touched when it comes to incredibly stupid supervised swimming deaths.
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:16 pm
by Headhunter
Anything good happen during my nap?
Sin,

Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:43 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Headhunter wrote:Anything good happen during my nap?
Sin,

Don't ask me.
Sin,

Re: I guess she won't be asking for a refund
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:A lap swimmer...
You can get one of those now?
Damn...I should get out more.
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:34 am
by SoCalTrjn
who the hell doesnt know how to swim by age 26? Is there a pic of this chick?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:42 am
by SoCalTrjn
nevermind
she must have gone to see Pride
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:13 am
by OCmike
R-Jack wrote:
Swim with the mermaids, young princess.
RACK!
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:01 am
by Mister Bushice
Hey,
quadrangle and persimmon needed an after world mother.
rack mermomisha.
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:33 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote:
Swim with the mermaids, young princess.
Out-freaking-standing.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:10 am
by Husker4ever
R-Jack wrote:
Swim with the mermaids, young princess.
I've seen horses swimming and the Discovery channel can confirm this. She must of had a bum leg.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:19 am
by Atomic Punk
Give her credit. At least she tried to beautify herself with Mascara... or whatever that blue paste rotted drug nizzle drizzle is spackled on her lids.
Give it UP YO!
Sure, the 4 to 6 kids are goin' to be w/o "Auntie" mom and all, but RACK her fro sacking up and painting on the eyeshadow.
Street cred rights der yo!
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:58 am
by SoCalTrjn
A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:07 am
by Husker4ever
SoCalTrjn wrote:A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
So I guess there's no truth to negroid people being poor swimmers due to their bone density? I've always wondered why black athletes haven't been successful in swimming like the disproportionate success they have in other sports. Or was that movie just half bullshit?
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:18 am
by SoCalTrjn
The movie was all bullshit.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:02 am
by Diego in Seattle
Husker4ever wrote:SoCalTrjn wrote:A movie about inner city black kids who in 3 months go from barely knowing how to swim to beating elite National swim teams made this lady think she could be a life guard.
Her family is saying that she was in the deep end swimming with weights because she was not a good swimmer and was hoping to be a life guard.
Maybe "auntie mom's" babies can sue Lionsgate Entertainment for filling her head with bull shit
So I guess there's no truth to negroid people being poor swimmers due to their bone density? I've always wondered why black athletes haven't been successful in swimming like the disproportionate success they have in other sports. Or was that movie just half bullshit?
Yeah, it's bullshit.
Sincerely,

A new world record holder
The reason they aren't as successful is nearly the same as why there's so many blacks on the American ski team.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:36 am
by smackaholic
Is that bro the record holder or is the (mostly white) relay team the holder? Either way, rack them.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:41 am
by Diego in Seattle
Relay. He probably would have had another if another member (white) hadn't had the team disqualified with his screwup.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:36 pm
by smackaholic
The US generally pwns relay records as we have so damn many good swimmers. I am sure they will get the record as soon as that honkey gets it right.
As for whether or not black folks are gifted in the art of flying through the water, I really don't know. I doubt they have the inherent advantages they apparently have in bball, football etc. Until we get large numbers of well off bros, we won't know. Swimming is one of those sports that pretty much requires being born rich or atleast middleclass, to get good at.
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:05 pm
by Diego in Seattle
smackaholic wrote:The US generally pwns relay records as we have so damn many good swimmers. I am sure they will get the record as soon as that honkey gets it right.
As for whether or not black folks are gifted in the art of flying through the water, I really don't know. I doubt they have the inherent advantages they apparently have in bball, football etc. Until we get large numbers of well off bros, we won't know. Swimming is one of those sports that pretty much requires being born rich or atleast middleclass, to get good at.
'swatimsayin
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:06 pm
by Rootbeer
Diego in Seattle wrote:It's Bush's fault
fixed