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What kind do you have?

I only currently have a cat that I inherited from my late mom. She has no front claws and is the best! Thinking of fish or reptiles in the future.....
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a white guy named john.
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we're down to one last cat that is allegedly my younger
daughter's--- "couldn't keep it when she was moving
around"-- so we ended up bringing it here.
We had two other cats that died since we moved;
when this cat dies that will be the end of animals
in the house.
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none right now, after the "timmah's house fish holocaust of 2006". I came home one day andour two jumbo goldfish and the beta in a plant thing were gone. she said she flushed 'em because they were "too crazy" wtf is that?

my 4 and 7 yr old girls want a dog REALLY bad, but we have a brand new house and I cant bring myself to let a dog fukk it up yet. I hate cats.

I'm thinking hermit crabs. yup hermit crabs for everyone.
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timmay wrote:none right now, after the "timmah's house fish holocaust of 2006". I came home one day andour two jumbo goldfish and the beta in a plant thing were gone. she said she flushed 'em because they were "too crazy" wtf is that?

my 4 and 7 yr old girls want a dog REALLY bad, but we have a brand new house and I cant bring myself to let a dog fukk it up yet. I hate cats.

I'm thinking hermit crabs. yup hermit crabs for everyone.
Crabs are huge right now. Parents buying them up for their kids. Big market for them...
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1 Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
1 Yellow Lab
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1 Basset Hound/Beagle mix
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one scottish terrier
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Neely8 wrote: Crabs are huge right now. Parents buying them up for their kids.

If the kid is really Lucky, his parents breed their own.
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Jsc810 wrote:1 Jack Russell Terrier
3 indoor cats
stray cats that sometime visit
assorted coons and possums
Racist!

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Dinsdale wrote:If the kid is really Lucky, his parents breed their own.

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2 cats

One cat is diabetic. Or at least that's what we tell people when we break out the syringes twice a day.
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Siamese cat, Cougar...19 years old (I shit you not)
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Shoalzie wrote:(I shit you not)
Don't tease me

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Shoalzie wrote:Siamese cat, Cougar...19 years old (I shit you not)
We had a siamese growing up that lived to 20.

Currently own two cats.
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1 cat....got those Pet Sematary eyes thingy goin on.....eerie......

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1 dog- Siberian Husky
2 cats
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Felix wrote:1 cat....got those Pet Sematary eyes thingy goin on.....eerie......

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The looks just like one of our old cats, who died last year at 17.

Her name was Felicia (named after Felix the cat). How eerie is that?

Two other cats died of old age in the past two years. I will never have another cat in the house, no matter how much the wife and kids beg. I hate the smell of litter, I hate the hairballs and the hair balls. Most of our neighbors have dogs, and they're good for nothing but making obnoxious noise. We've got a lot of spiders around the house. Rabbits, coyotes, gophers outside, lots of birds including red tailed hawks and the occasional golden eagle, roadrunner and egret. That's enough pets for me.
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1 Rottweiler. Was at 2 a few months ago.
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Got my first Dog ever a year and a half ago.

Came to close to having to make some big decisions this year ... do you know much an overnight stay in the vet hospital is ?

Fortunately we had the means and my buddy Morris is still with us. Caught a pneumonia real bad, he's still not out of the woods though.

Morris is about 7, we adopted him, he's part black lab and part something else. From the looks of him he's black lab with a gray goatee. But he's not as stocky and thick as a pure lab.

Pics ? Maybe later I'm at work now.
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I hear ya, Tom. Just put my buddy of 10 years down before X-mas. we went a over grand in to find out what was wrong before we resigned ourselves to the inevitable. Pets are a financial and emotial investment. As a Rottweiler owner, those who think they are cheap security systems sicken me. They're high maintenance dogs. If you want to make them a part of your family, and have the time investment, there isn't a better breed of dogs, IMHO. However, too many people see them as some status symbol, or just want them for the "badass" factor. Fuck those people. I wish less people owned Rotties. Not many people are really ready to own them, and you never really "own" them. A well bred and trained rottweiler is a thing of beauty. A piss poor trained and abused Rott winds up on the news, and their owners should be put down with them.
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Does a RealDoll count as a pet?
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Headhunter wrote:Not many people are really ready to own them, and you never really "own" them.
So true, I can relate based on the adjustments I've had to make with Morris around. He's my wife's dog though, I'm there for food, occasional rough housing, and of course ..... the walk.

I gotta post some pics, I swear the S.O.B. looks at me when I'm picking up his shit everytime we go for a walk all like ....

"Who pwnz who, n00b, now hurry up and pick up my shit, I saw some bitch just sprayed on that fencepost up ahead and I wanna sniff it".
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I want an English Bulldog. They are like 2K thought so that will be awhile. I started working for a major pet supply manufacturer so I was curious what people had. If any of you ever need anything give me a shout....
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See You Next Wednesday wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Siamese cat, Cougar...19 years old (I shit you not)
We had a siamese growing up that lived to 20.

That must be a pretty common thing because of friend of my mom had a siamese that lived until 22 or 23.
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Toddowen wrote:Absolutely Nothing. I may relent and get a fish tank, but that's it.

I will not get a dog. I hate 'em. Especially golden retrievers. Chewing everything in sight, shedding all over the fucking place....FUCK THAT. I'm not going to get emotionally attached to a dog. I've no need of a special friend to jump and drool all over me and my clothes when I come home from work. Not my bag of goodies that I plan on carrying along in this life.


People are such anal retards when it comes to dogs. When I go over peoples houses and their pets jump all over me, I play the dog lover and pet them while their owners are present. When their back is turned, I slap the stupid thing and shove it away. SO keep your dumb animal in another room or chained outside....dumbfuck.
I'd like to come over to your house and when your mom was in the room I'd treat you all cool and stuff, but when she went to make us some totino's pizza snacks, I'd kick the fuck out of your' fat, stupid ass.

Seriously dude, do you practice long hours being such a pussy or does it just come naturally?

Either way you're really good at it.

I have one black lab named Austin and two cats and if Todd the wet sprocket ever "slapped" any one of them I would enjoy the hell out of spinning a round house to his acne covered chin and then feeding his obese cadaver to the coyotes.
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4 foot long (nose to tail tip) South American Black and White Tegu Lizard/

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This is not my lizard.. but it looks just like him.

My son had asked for a dog 5 years ago. I told him we couldn't get one. He asked for a lizard. I said okay!
It was less than 9 inches long when we got it!!
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1 seven year old Boxer.

Both kids each have a Betta.
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mvscal wrote:
Jack wrote:He asked for a lizard. I said okay!
So you got an ill-tempered, 4 foot long carnivore. Great thinking...

Dumbass
Do you have a clue??

I have to steal a line from Warren...

Seriously dude, do you practice long hours being such a pussy or does it just come naturally?

Either way you're really good at it.

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Despite its large size, the Argentinian black and white tegu enjoys a reputation as being quite docile and tame (much more so than other tegus). This is especially true of those that are handled regularly from a young age.

The only time that you have to be careful is feeding time. If you hold the food in your hand while feeding. It will bite will trying to eat all of the food but otherwise, it's friendly. As long as you are not nervous, you can pick it up and carry it on your shoulders.
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Hey Number 9 troll!!

A poodle is more dangerous!!
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what's with all these purebreds? Doesn't anybody just have a fukkin DOG?
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My dog isn't a purebred, I thought I covered that.
With all the horseshit around here, you'd think there'd be a pony somewhere.
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It must take a real man to fuck with the owner of a...poodle. Anybody else would've knocked you the fuck out.
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Currently two cats.

I want a dog badly. I'm a dog person and my wife is a cat person. Unfortunately, I'm not home enough to properly care for one.

My son had a hermit crab but it died.
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Tom In VA wrote:My dog isn't a purebred.
cool. I meant just about everybody else in this thread: owners like the one with the Cavalier Prince George Terrier or whatever, and the one who plans to pay $2k to a breeder for some high strung fucked up fart machine with a bad immune system. go to the pound.
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Black lab/pitbull mix. Got her as a pound rescue seven years ago. Sweet demeanor, still very puppyish despite being 9 years old.
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tuff gong wrote:what's with all these purebreds? Doesn't anybody just have a fukkin DOG?
Got two of 'em. They're called mutts, actually. A female Jack Russell mix that's about 10 years old and a male German Shepard mix that's around 5. Picked both of them up from animal shelters, and they're both spoiled rotten. I don't think they'd like Todd, probably bite his ass, assuming they even let him in the door.

Also have a pure white female cat that's the orneriest shit head of a feline that I've ever seen. Daughter brought it home is the only reason that bitch eats regular. I'll never have an all white cat again.
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I honestly didn't know that men owned cats.

Penis + Cat owner = faggot
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Mile-Hi T wrote:I honestly didn't know that men owned cats.
They don't. Quite the reverse is true, actually.
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