Let's get back into the Holiday Spirit, guys

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:27 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:

We get it, slurbot. Props on making even France embarrassed for you.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:04 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Sure the smack is as accurate as saying PSU stutters, but let 'em have fun.

Oh, I see how this works... when you look into a mirror the reversal of the image somehow recenters your sag-eye rendering you completely oblivous to the fact. You effing dumbfuck... Didn't you always wonder why you had the keen ability to focus upon the sponging down of liver spot-riddled necks in the home AND make sure the old bag was only yanking your crank, not wandering her arthritic finer back to your shit hole?

Not sure where the fuck shrub got the stuttering and PSU, but at least in YOUR case, we got a picture.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:24 pm

Kengina wrote: Oh, I see how this works...

I don't think you do. You may be under the influence while sipping multi-colored drinks in a fern bar/internet cafe right now giving reach-arounds to Dashanalias right now.

Kengina wrote: Not sure where the fuck shrub got the stuttering and PSU, but at least in YOUR case, we got a picture.

The infamous "we" as if you are anybody. If I remember correctly, when OV left the board in shame you came along with this "alot (sic) is not a word" slogan. That defines you today as being an OV replacement and yet are still a piece of shit just like him. Actually, you are like a hybrid tard... you are a cross between a Gunslinger and an OVum.

Back into your your box boy.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:28 pm

It's Christmas time
Still Jess won’t get laid
At Christmas time
We let in IB, yet still ban shutyomouth
And tards, they are a’plenty
We can smack them down with joy
Reindeer abuse Anatomically Punked
At Christmas time

Whose posts are gayer -
Van or Slinger of Gun?
At Christmas time Martard
May be having some fun
Blowing lefties in Toronto.
And War Wagon drinks piss-like beer,
While Luth and Wolfman are showing
The Alzheimer’s from their years.
And the Christmas bells that ring
There are clanging windchimes of mtool
They’re disturbing the peace – better summon Rack Fu!

Irie drools
Gazing at cack all the time
Dinsy-poo
Pulls fat chicks - plies them with alcohol.

And there won't be snow in Africa
This Christmas time
’Cuz global warming is a fact of life
According to TVO.
Both Bush and Cheney know
Why those darn Twin Towers were in free fall.

Sissy Roo
Is a retard all the time.
Roger_the_Jew
Time to take your Percoset again

BRIDGE:
(Here's to you) AP’s eye is getting run.
(Here's to them) Salad Tosser’s joined the fun.
Kevnic knows it’s best not to post at all.

END: Rack the Trolls.
Reindeer post at Christmas time

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:30 pm

Colonic Gunk wrote:giving reach-arounds to Dashanalias right now.

Keep at it, pal. You're gaining ground, but the guy that doesn't post anymore is still somehow kicking your ass.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:32 pm

Donder wrote:
Colonic Gunk wrote:giving reach-arounds to Dashanalias right now.
Keep at it, pal. You're gaining ground, but the guy that doesn't post anymore is still somehow kicking your ass.

Okay Biggie.

edit: But one thing, I don't think a guy talking to a female poster on the phone and asking her to say the word "cock" again as he unloads is still kicking my ass.

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:34 pm

Atomic Punk wrote: Okay Biggie.

UPDATE!

The list:
Otis
Elvira Mistress
Biggie

Donder · Post by **Donder** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:35 pm

Colonic Gunk wrote:Marco...

Nobody is answering.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:45 pm

Blitzen wrote: UPDATE!

The list:
Otis
Elvira Mistress
Biggie
PrimeGaX
ppanther - Vixen
velocet - Plato
iaa - phone sex freakdeer
rozy

ftfy for now...

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:51 pm

Dangle eye, dangle eye
Dangle all the way.
Oh the horror of it all,
AP goes yard and says I’m gay.

Dangle eye, dangle eye
Dangle all the way.
No surprise from the tard,
Whose right eye wanders astray.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:55 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:Now, if you think I'm going to take the bait from trolls then you are high.

You were saying?
Your stupidity is so overbearing that you can't even get out of its way.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:09 pm

How so? There are no unwritten rules or code of ethics here. Why do you have that avatar anyway? How come your sig is fucked up?

There are so many things wrong with you Kengina.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:18 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:How so? There are no unwritten rules or code of ethics here. Why do you have that avatar anyway? How come your sig is fucked up?

For only one good eye, your spreadsheet is detailed enough.
Screw off and mkae up your own answers if it makes you feel better, deerbait.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:47 am

This thread pwns!

Rack 'em all, but PSU and Sammy brought it hardcore.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:50 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Blitzen wrote: UPDATE!

The list:
Otis
Elvira Mistress
Biggie
PrimeGaX
ppanther - Vixen
velocet - Plato
iaa - phone sex freakdeer
rozy
ftfy for now...

W00T! I'm finally a deer!! Srsly though, which one did you give me?

BTW- PrimeGax?

You KCPauling your original unfunnies from Irie now? Props on that, whiskey submission dick.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:13 am

Away at his friends house, green tile for a bed,
The little tard AP laid down his poor head.
The deer in an uproar squat down and drop duke,
On little tard AP, asleep in his puke.

The deer are a'mocking, and laugh till they cry,
But little tard AP still tries to deny.
It might be the Biggie, or velo or Prime
Or Elvis and Otis who left sperm in his hind.

Be near us, tard AP, we ask thee to stay
Close by us forever, new games we can play.
Bless all of The One Board with stories so grand,
And think of us always, your dick in your hand.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:29 am

Rudolph goes YARD!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:35 am

PrimegaX wrote:Rudolph goes YARD!

And you go TARD!

It just isn't going to work fag. Try all you want. Round up the SmackBat clique and write more poetry. After all, writing poetry and jingles is something well-known homosexuals are known for.

Go on girlie!

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:37 am

There's your answer, PrimeX = Rudolph.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:41 am

Seriously, you think that by side stepping this ass whopping you're receiving is giving you any "board" respeck, that which you've craved for going on 8 or so years now? You're a fucking douche with zero game, save for your personal info spreadsheet. Step up and admit you've been owned by both life, and FAKE internet deer.

This could not have gone worse for you, Greensheet boy. Not only are minimum wage paychecks kicking your ass, now you've got holiday antlers calling your sphincter home.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:43 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:There's your answer, PrimeX = Rudolph.

Then Rack me. I was pretty awesome up there. Got Atomic Melt all kinds of tight panties.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:46 am

I am caddie.

Spunk, he sure gots a purty......eye.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:47 am

The "ass whopping" is by trolls. By definition you all kick your own asses. Hasn't VALVENIS taught you anything you fucking dork? Goddamn you are worthless.

PrimeGasX: "Oooooh, WE are great because WE pack each others' poops nice and tight."

No PrimeFagX, you are a pussy and Patsy learned the real truth (not from m2) a long time ago didn't she? Oh yes... If you were a real man, you would not only fucking her holiest of holies, but you would also be using one of her new CROCS shoes as a condom.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:49 am

Wow, that was a pretty bad post there, eye Disco. Try focusing.

Oops. my bad.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:52 am

Atomic Punk wrote:No PrimeFagX, you are a pussy and Patsy learned the real truth (not from m2) a long time ago didn't she? Oh yes... If you were a real man, you would not only fucking her holiest of holies, but you would also be using one of her new CROCS shoes as a condom.

Spit the fucking marbles out of your mouth, eh?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:53 am

*ALERT* Dumbslinger thieved AP's password. *ALERT*

a booba boob, Ms Cumdump ... *burp* ... he say, she say .... oh fuck it, I'm durunk babba boooba boo .......

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:54 am

That's yer final answer PrimegeauX? When are your buddies going to come in and help you?

You are fucking priceless you braindead pussy. GloryHole.com has multiple job openings... if you know what I mean. I'm sure they pay quite well. Hell, they even duct tape the holes in the drywall so as to not chafe the black cocks protruding out for you to irritate your anus now.

Go check into it.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:54 am

Atomic Punk wrote:The "ass whopping" is by trolls.

Which one of you deers are gonna sig line this truth first?

Talk about e-pwnd.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:56 am

Atomic Punk wrote:That's yer final answer PrimegeauX? When are your buddies going to come in and help you?

You are fucking priceless you braindead pussy. GloryHole.com has multiple job openings... if you know what I mean. I'm sure they pay quite well. Hell, they even duct tape the holes in the drywall so as to not chafe the black cocks protruding out for you to irritate your anus now.

Go check into it.

Spit the jizz clay out of your mouth, eh?

Make sense please. Use the one good eye to read the elementary shit you submit, lush.

Nice edit, again. You really need to conquer that alcohol/posting thing.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:02 am

Ahhhh, poor little PrimeFagX has no material to work with. I'm guessing Patsy dumped your ass when you couldn't "finish the deal" or even start the deal either.

Are the rumors really true?

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:02 am

If the ass-whopping is by trolls,
they've flowered your holes.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:08 am

Atomic Punk wrote:GloryHole.com has multiple job openings... I'm sure they pay quite well.

Mr. Previouslyemployedbyporn says what?

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:09 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Ahhhh, poor little PrimeFagX has no material to work with. I'm guessing Patsy dumped your ass when you couldn't "finish the deal" or even start the deal either.

Are the rumors really true?

Sad. Have you really bloomed into a .Net, slur slap rerun?

Big shocker there. Have fun with your jittery hands the rest of the night, Lush. Sleep well knowing you're the 2006 December Kevnic. Go call him again and tallk about the "fake internet deer" running you two dorks.

Seriously, we're all surprised you're a overweight, no date having job runner with zero savings or career potential in your fourties.

But not really.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:11 am

I'm picking on PrimeX right now, take a number you fucking worthless turd. Last I checked, it's midnight over in your part of PA. Go to sleep as your work cubicle needs to be filled in a few hours.

Oh, it will be filled only once you arrive. :hint:

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:12 am

Seriously, when did you turn into a teenage girl? You read like AIM on fresh tampons.

Atomic Punk wrote:Last I checked, it's midnight over in your part of PA.

If the limp wrist smack don't succeed,
Open up the spreadsheet and soak the seed.

What a dork.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:16 am

Take heart, AP... the silver lining is that with all the plungering administered here, the suction could very well pull your right eye back to center... or at least the left down 30 degrees to match the other.

Wouldn't that just suck for you if it were the latter?

Bwha

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:19 am

PrimeX wrote: Seriously, we're all surprised you're a overweight, no date having job runner with zero savings or career potential in your fourties.

But not really.

My Spyware/Malware program has detected your spreadsheet info is out of date... like by about 6 years. But hey, you need to have backers to help your weak-ass smack don't you? Wait, you do have a fellow "backer" in the form of none other than Kengina! Now that's a positive thing. Be happy.

Oh PrimelubedtunnelX, I'm so glad you have come out of the closet. Hiding behind a troll is sooo KYOA, so at least I got you.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:19 am

Ken wrote:or at least the left down 30 degrees to match the other.

Ouch.

Bedtime for PrimeZo.

Props on making another PrimeFagX re-word insult, AP Melt. It was awesome in advance. Time for some new hooks.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:21 am

Oh wand'ring eye,
Oh wand'ring eye,
You give me no depth perception
When I try to catch a ball,
People laugh at me as I fall.
Oh wand'ring eye,
Oh wand'ring eye,
I've lead a life of rejection.

Oh wand'ring eye,
Oh wand'ring eye,
You make me have to switch careers.
From Navy pilot and gigolo,
To a nurse, I've sunk so low
Oh wand'ring eye,
Oh wand'ring eye,
You've made me wipe an old man's rear.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:23 am

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm picking on PrimeX right now

May I please take a number?

bwahahahahaha