I am having a Festivus party tonight......

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:27 pm

Cicero wrote:Too bad you couldn't have been there to have a drink w/ us Dins.

I wish he coulda been there, too. I hear he's a mean drunk.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:30 pm

Hey Cic...Quasimoto called. He wants his posture back.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:36 pm

You could wytch a pic of a dogturd in the front lawn, an as long as it has either zyclone or TVO peeking up from the bottom of the pic, it's pretty much an autoRACK.

And you guys wish a was there to have "a drink"? What the hell kind of host are you? "A" drink? When I come to your house and drink your booze, I wanna get so gummed up that I confuse the walk-in closet for the bathroom when I gotta take a crap. Because I'm kinda classy like that.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:36 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
should be fun, got like 30 people coming over

Like anyone would go to a party dressed like that.
I thought the party was at your place, simpleton?

Let me guess...you traded your visor for a baseball cap to get "dressed up"?

I love it when an idiot uses his own words and own pics to kick his own ass. Points to PSU for simply posting the quotes without much commentary.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:54 pm

mvscal wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Let me guess...you traded your visor for a baseball cap to get "dressed up"?
Close. Ball gag and a pair of assless chaps.

The problem with that is that once either one of those pillow biters sports the chaps, they're no longer assless.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:57 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hey Cic...Quasimoto called. He wants his posture back.

Uncool.

Quasi had a crumpled form, but he had a heart of gold. He slept on a bed of straw. None of that was his FAULT.

Sissiberious has a forehead pocked with sebum, and a belly full of semen. He sleeps with his nose nestled on a Tampa Nutsack - all by choice.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:13 pm

Posture? Its called muscle. Not like any of you would know what that is.

The party was at our place, BTW. Let me re-phrase. "Why would I come downstairs dressed like that for my own party?"

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:23 pm

Cicero wrote:Posture? Its called muscle.

I think you’re 100% “posture” from the neck up.

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:30 pm

Cicero, how tall are you? Just wondering.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:35 pm

Trollfessor wrote:Cicero, how tall are you? Just wondering.

5'2". You know, average American adult male height.

No "Sin," required

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:50 pm

5'11"

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:22 pm

Cicero wrote:Posture?

Yes, posture. And yours is terrible. I've seen idiot juice-boys like you who have the same pathetic posture.... you're all hunched forward.

Lemme guess, juice-boy... you work your chest/arms 3 times week and don't work your back for shit. I've seen plenty of morons like you who think they look good... meanwhile anyone who knows anything is laughing their ass off at you.

Either that, or you have a herniated disc or three from your roommate assraping you on a nightly basis.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:37 pm

I actually know how to work out. I work every muscle group equally including my back. When I took the pic I wasnt posing like I would be for the family xmas photo. Thanks for the advice though.

YD · Post by YD » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:06 pm

I don't know these two fooks much, other than yous guys bludgeonings of them all the time.

the dude on the left seems like he thinks he is actually coming up, getting over, in everyones dome ,etc.

dude on right seems like he's a lil more well grounded. he has the "oh fuk this is really gonn hurt" look on his face

I dunno who's who orr whatever

bwahahaa

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:09 pm

Cicero wrote:When I took the pic I wasnt posing like I would be for the family xmas photo.

Right... your tongue would be massaging your life partner's dimehole if it were.

~shudder~

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:27 pm

Sorry, the girlfriend isn't into that kind of thing.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:31 pm

Cicero wrote:the girlfriend.

The "catcher" is also the groom then? I thought you were The Bitch.

You faggots make no sense at all.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:55 pm

Actually, I have a girlfriend. Why I am surprised that you are wrong?

pron · Post by **pron** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:01 pm

What are the chances of either of them having a career that goes further than assistant manager at a drive thru or possibly at a local sports bar?

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:15 pm

pron wrote:

What are the chances of either of them having a career that goes further than assistant manager at a drive thru or possibly at a local sports bar?

Hard work and clean living got me to where I am today. I'm sure it can do the same for these two fine gentlemen (if they have the family money I have, that is.)

Sin,

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:43 pm

you all are funny

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:44 pm

Cicero wrote:Posture? Its called muscle. Not like any of you would know what that is.

Ohh, I know plenty, son. I don't haul a sleigh around the world in one night on caffeine pills alone. My buttocks is firm like a stadium bleacher seat.

But anyway, I don't care what you call that...appearance of yours. You look like a damn umpa lumpa.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:13 am

shocking

this thread hasn't gone too well for sissyroo/crowntard

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:40 am

Adelpiero wrote:shocking

this thread hasn't gone too well for sissyroo/crowntard

getting a kick out of reading these posts making fun of us. we knew that would happen so we are laughing at you all. so actually this thread couldnt have been better.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:43 am

Mrs. Claus has a pubie mustache like yours. We sometimes wipe mud under our noses and make fun of her at parties.

Now we've got two tools to pound.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:33 am

"Doin a Sissy"

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:06 am

I have pictures, but why would I put them on here and take the spotlight away from Cicero and I?

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:20 am

Tiberious wrote:Cicero and I

There will be plenty of opportunities for that with the spotlight off even.

Now show us the pics, fucko.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:26 am

nah, im having too much fun listening to you bitch about me not posting them.

Dasher · Post by **Dasher** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:31 am

Don't be embarrassed.

If you PM the right people, they might Photoshop some girls into your photos for you.

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:32 am

Niiice.

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:42 pm

Fucking fabulous work here.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:57 pm

I don't know what's worse... The smack getting flung at these two fucktards or the fact that they think that THEY'RE the ones getting over because they offered up the pic... like suddenly the whole board collective was going to go, "oh wow, that midget has horrible posture... he must have a lot of muscle. We'd better not make fun of him and his insignificant other." Fuckin' assclown. The flip-flopped shirts and visors was a nice touch though.. too bad it's the truth. Face it. You could post pics of you two nailing Lindsey Lohan (she's a girl) back when she wasn't a skanky crackhead and you'd still be tools... Just, at that point, you'd be tools with access to roofies.

the_ouskull

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:08 pm

the_ouskull wrote:I don't know what's worse... The smack getting flung at these two fucktards or the fact that they think that THEY'RE the ones getting over because they offered up the pic... like suddenly the whole board collective was going to go, "oh wow, that midget has horrible posture... he must have a lot of muscle. We'd better not make fun of him and his insignificant other." Fuckin' assclown. The flip-flopped shirts and visors was a nice touch though.. too bad it's the truth. Face it. You could post pics of you two nailing Lindsey Lohan (she's a girl) back when she wasn't a skanky crackhead and you'd still be tools... Just, at that point, you'd be tools with access to roofies.

the_ouskull

Gotta rack this. And archive this thread.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:10 pm

the_ouskull wrote:too bad it's the truth.

Really? Which one was mtool?