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adam-$300
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tell a secret about yourself

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I hold my penis like a cigarette when I take a piss

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makes sense since the girths are comparable.

as for me...

been getting pretty good at left hand mouse navigation since I got DSL.
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adam-$300 wrote:I hold my penis like a cigarette when I take a piss

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Post by Husker4ever »

smackaholic wrote:makes sense since the girths are comparable.

as for me...

been getting pretty good at left hand mouse navigation since I got DSL.
And you know his girth how? (thought I'd beat everyone to the punch)

Rack the left handed mouse skills. Being ambi-dextrous, it was easy for me from the get go and was a nice convenience.
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If he was a euro would he hold it between his thumb and index finger?
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"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan

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I've fucked a large percentage of your mothers, sisters, and wives.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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adam-$300 wrote:I hold my penis like a cigarette when I take a piss

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that looks like a fucking virginia slim 1,000
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Both hands.

Steady, steady..suds up the toilet bowl.
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Post by Husker4ever »

Dinsdale wrote:I've fucked a large percentage of your mothers, sisters, and wives.
Damn....you've been to damn near every trailer court in America haven't you? Or did you nail most of 'em at your place? :lol:
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Husker4ever wrote:Damn....you've been to damn near every trailer court in America haven't you?

Eeeeeexcellent.
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I GMJO to old Blodiebabe PM's. Image
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Oh, and for the record -- I wouldn't go near Doug's wife with a ten foot pole.

Sure, she wanted it...heck, after getting a taste of Doug's miniscule offering, she was ready to fuck a goat(again), but damn...that some nasty shit, Doug.
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Dinsdale wrote:Oh, and for the record -- I wouldn't go near Doug's wife with a ten foot pole.

Sure, she wanted it...heck, after getting a taste of Doug's miniscule offering, she was ready to fuck a goat(again), but damn...that some nasty shit, Doug.
That weak ass reindeer smack is better than this steaming turd.

If all you got is "your wife cunt stniks" smack, you best just go home now, buddy.
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Post by Plato »

Doug,
In your case, ignorance truly is bliss, so enjoy it.

As for your wifes snatch, it's not just the stench that takes it off the list. The size, shape and discharge have as much to do with the rest of the male population (all species) staying away from that death hole as does the mind numbing stench.
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Post by Plato »

R-Jack wrote:I think I just shit my pants. Don't let that get out.
Note to Big Guy,
Add rubber underpants, wipes and an ass cork to R-Jacks list.
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Doug near DC wrote:I GMJO to old Blodiebabe PM's. Image
Spank away.

-sin,

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I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
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Patrick Bateman wrote:I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
"I work in murders and executions."
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Plato wrote:As for your wifes snatch, it's not just the stench that takes it off the list. The size, shape and discharge have as much to do with the rest of the male population (all species) staying away from that death hole as does the mind numbing stench.
You say that like it is a bad thing.
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Post by bbqjones »

32 years old i still cant grow a manly beard.

my d&d beard has a handful of grey hairs.

32 years old my wife is a fat pig.
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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Post by atomicdad »

I've recently decided that shaving and ties are overated and I am dispensing with both.

Oh yeah, I dropped a a big turd on a piece of plastic kitchen wrap, sprinkled it with some chopped nuts and froze it last week. On Sunday morning I put it on my neighbors doorstep in a festive holiday box and such. The guy is an asshole.
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I never did make it to Gold Beach.

Sin,
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Mikey wrote:I never did make it to Gold Beach.

Sin,
James Kim

hilarious

sin,
cuda
help me scrape the mucus off my brain
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Doug near DC wrote:I GMJO to old Blodiebabe PM's. Image
Rack this. Check out her MySpace page.
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