Mea Culpa

[Dinsdale]

What does my inability to qualify as ... contractor have to do with me agreeing with mvscal's points in this thread ?

Getting pretty deep in here.

I doubt there's too many people here that aren't qualified to work for a contractor in Iraq in some capacity.

I know for myself, I could probably make a few calls and have a job in Iraq in pretty short order. Granted, I have work experience that is in very high demand in Iraq right now, but there's plenty of work there for the asking...most of which is going to provide a FATFAT income. Pretty darn sure I could clear well into 6-figures, were I so inclined.


But I just need to think about how a guy I know's father decided that money was too good to pass up, and took a job driving truck in Iraq, for some pretty booyah coin. Then, next thing we knew, his dad was starring in his own video on the internet...and the end result was more-than-a-little ...shall we say "messy." He kind of "lost his head" over the whole deal.

$150 an hour sounds pretty good...being beheaded doesn't.

I'll pass, thank you.

[Goober McTuber]

I know for myself, I could probably make a few calls and have a job in Iraq in pretty short order. Granted, I have work experience that is in very high demand in Iraq right now, but there's plenty of work there for the asking...most of which is going to provide a FATFAT income. Pretty darn sure I could clear well into 6-figures, were I so inclined.

There’s a huge drunken porno industry in Iran?

[titlover]

Yes. This all my fault. I am dead sorry.

It'd be really nice if the end result of all this rubbishness was that America finally realised their role in the world is to make everyone else laugh at how mad they are, and to provide the odd bit of decent music and telly. But somehow I doubt it.

wow, you must be like Cambridge or Oxford educated to come up with such a wise observation.

we are in awe of your superior knowledge, limey fuck.

[PSUFAN]

There’s a huge drunken porno industry in Iran?

It wouldn't surprise me.

[Dinsdale]

wow, you must be like Cambridge or Oxford educated to come up with such a wise observation.

we are in awe of your superior knowledge, limey fuck.

I guess it's the elections that are really bringing out the idiots.

Dude, in your wildest dreams, you couldn't hope to possess one-tenth the sense of humor Nish does.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid homo fuck.

[Felix]

Bring the troops home...NOW.

mvs is a cut and run Republican.....go figure......

[Nishlord]

mvs is the only person ever on this board to lose a post bet as well as a sig one.

[Tom In VA]

Bring the troops home...NOW.

mvs is a cut and run Republican.....go figure......

That is the mission now. Cut and run prevailed at the voting booth, so let get to cuttin' and runnin'.

If aren't fighting to win, then we can't get out of there fast enough. The appointment of Gates has made it abundantly clear that the mission is extrication. Phased withdrawl is nothing but face saving political bullshit.

Fuck the "poor Iraqi people". We gave them three years to get their shit together and they failed. They just stood around like a bunch of lazy, fuckheaded ingrates and expected us to do everything for them. Now they're going to pay for it. Sink or swim.

How much do you think the insurgency will intensify over the course of the next few months ?

Right now, could be one of the most dangerous times for our troops, don't you think ?

[Uncle Fester]

Cut and run? I dunno.

Somehow it's seeped into my conscience that we are supposed to Stay the Course.

Or maybe those lazy, ungrateful Iraqis need to become a thousand points of light.

[BSmack]

Cut and run? I dunno.

Somehow it's seeped into my conscience that we are supposed to Stay the Course.

Snap out of it, clown. You won. It's over.

What? Did we already impeach Bush and Cheney?

[Cuda]

Not yet, but time's a fucking wasting on that.

[titlover]

wow, you must be like Cambridge or Oxford educated to come up with such a wise observation.

we are in awe of your superior knowledge, limey fuck.

I guess it's the elections that are really bringing out the idiots.

Dude, in your wildest dreams, you couldn't hope to possess one-tenth the sense of humor Nish does.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid homo fuck.

rack your deep throat skills. how much you charge?

[Uncle Fester]

Snap out of it, clown. You won. It's over.

What? Did we already impeach Bush and Cheney?

That isn't going happen. What is going to happen is us cutting and running from Iraq.

Not according to your fearless leader, President Bush. He's a man of his word, right?

[Uncle Fester]

Well, don't be bitter.

Maybe cut and run is better than hunker down and get shot at.

The job of soldiers is to kill people, not babysit.

[Goober McTuber]

wow, you must be like Cambridge or Oxford educated to come up with such a wise observation.

we are in awe of your superior knowledge, limey fuck.

I guess it's the elections that are really bringing out the idiots.

Dude, in your wildest dreams, you couldn't hope to possess one-tenth the sense of humor Nish does.

Shut the fuck up, you stupid homo fuck.

rack your deep throat skills. how much you charge?

Dins is right, twitlover, you suck out loud. I can’t for the life of me remember ever reading a post of yours that was in the least bit interesting or entertaining. You’re a poor man’s Cicero.

[Luther]

[align=center]
T1B posters, Bobby42 on the left is seen escorting
the board prognosticator, Sheik Omar mvscal, to his pulpit.
There has been some backroom rhetoric that mv,
aka the blind sheik, has to change his board profile.
One group suggests we call him "Ofer" as in his
voting predictions...O for November.[/align]

Rip City

[Luther]

[align=center]
mvscal, aka Sheik "Ofer" with his first Presidential prediction, circa 1948.[/align]

Rip City

[Trollfessor]

Rack Luth

[Cuda]

No wonder you people are so confused. You never listen to what they say. You watch what they do.

And he just appointed a Cut and Run Secretary of Defense.

Right... isn't he the guy who thinks we need to negotiate with Iran and get them to help out in Iraq?


I ain't buying that load of bullshit about Bush vetoing any DemocRat tax increases either.

[Uncle Fester]

I'm not bitter. I'm on board with it.

Mission Aborted

Let's get the fuck out...NOW. There's no point in hanging around any longer.

Fine. As long as it's understood that Bush and his administration orchestrated this war on Iraq and it's still up to them to decide how to end it.

After all, Bush is still the pres and Commander in Chief, right?

[PSUFAN]

Yielding gracefully to the Dems...allows them to share in the ignominy.

They don't care, though. Right now, it's a big ol' PARTY.

[Cuda]

As long as it's understood that Bush and his administration orchestrated this war on Iraq and it's still up to them to decide how to end it.

Fester, THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND THEY WANT CHANGE. Bush didn't give the people what they wanted. He's irrelevant now

After all, Bush is still the pres and Commander in Chief, right?

Not if I had MY way.

[Luther]

Right now, it's a big ol' PARTY.

[align=center]
Sheik Ofer mvcal sings at the post election PARTY.[/align]

Rip City

[Uncle Fester]

:)

Ah so.

Setting the bricks in place for the "We woulda won if the army had been ALLOWED to win" rhetoric?

Cute.

[Cuda]

Fester, the Army already HAD it's chance to win. Too late now

It's been too late for the last couple years

Rumsfeld out front should-a told you

[Uncle Fester]

So you're actually admitting that Bush shot his load in Iraq and came up short?

You honestly believe that the strategy in Iraq, (or lack thereof), has failed and we should get the hell out?

Sorry, but's it's not every day that we get a mea culpa out of mvscal. In fact, this is probably a first.

[Cuda]

Bush managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Iraq.

It's pretty much too late to unfuck things without declaring a new war there and doing it right from the beginning. That wasn't going to happen before election day and it isn't going to happen now, so what's the point in continuing to take casualties?

The people wanted change. The Democrats promised change. It's up to them now. Bush is irrelevant.

[Justa Heel]

This whole thread =



for Mvscal.

Bwaaaaahhh!

[Uncle Fester]

Nah.

I was suspicious of his motives, but I think mvscal gave an honest take.

Racks for that.

[Tom In VA]

yep like I said ...

RACK mvscal

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Bush managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Iraq.

It's pretty much too late to unfuck things without declaring a new war there and doing it right from the beginning. That wasn't going to happen before election day and it isn't going to happen now, so what's the point in continuing to take casualties?

The people wanted change. The Democrats promised change. It's up to them now. Bush is irrelevant.

How's the ride on mvscal's nutsack? Smooth? Rich Corinthian leather seating?

[Tom In VA]

Bush managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Iraq.

It's pretty much too late to unfuck things without declaring a new war there and doing it right from the beginning. That wasn't going to happen before election day and it isn't going to happen now, so what's the point in continuing to take casualties?

The people wanted change. The Democrats promised change. It's up to them now. Bush is irrelevant.

How's the ride on mvscal's nutsack? Smooth? Rich Corinthian leather seating?

Actually it's rather uncomfortable and bumpy, must be the dingleberries he got on him the last time he was balls deep in your asshole.

RACKING a take is not "Nutsack Riding" or "Gravy Training", it's racking a good take. Maybe if you had a few you'd know what that's like.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

RACKING a take is not "Nutsack Riding" or "Gravy Training", it's racking a good take. Maybe if you had a few you'd know what that's like.

He's not "racking a take" you coward. He's gravytraining mvscal's funnay that's spilling over from yesterday.
Oh wait...did I expect Cudez to have an original thought? My bad...
:cry:

How's the weather in Tikrit, Tom-foolery?

^^^^
See? That's me doing a BSmack impression. Pretty good, huh?

[Tom In VA]

^^^^
See? That's me doing a BSmack impression. Pretty good, huh?

So now you're nutsack riding ?



Here's some batteries for your vibrator Marty



make sure you're ready for your big day

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

[Cuda]

I'm down with impeachment, mvscal apparently isn't

[LTS TRN 2]

First of all, Babs is totally full of shit again. Forget the "mea culpa"--it's fake too.

For starters, Cheney and company DO NOT have any plan to get out. They are building huge permanent bases and are determined to camp for the next fifty years in Iraq. Privately, of course. (Do you know how many private "contractor" soldiers are earning the huge dough in Iraq? Notice it's never mentioned in the news?)

Here's an example of the prowess of Babs' analysis:

"I do not believe that more troops would have made any meaningful difference. That is a facile opinion."

And a paragrapgh later:

"What we need is a larger armed force. We need to build up back to Desert Storm era force levels and he should have been out front leading the charge on that issue."


Now that's not flip-flopping, that's the bewildered, zipping, medicated headspace of a closet-Nazi in free-fall...a lot like the Chimp, come to think of it.

No surprise, Babs whinnies like a cowering jail-house bitch:

"Whether or not it is doomed to failure will be seen, but that is out of our hands now."


Spoken like a real Roman!

[Gunslinger]

What does my inability to qualify as ... contractor have to do with me agreeing with mvscal's points in this thread ?

Getting pretty deep in here.

I doubt there's too many people here that aren't qualified to work for a contractor in Iraq in some capacity.

I know for myself, I could probably make a few calls and have a job in Iraq in pretty short order. Granted, I have work experience that is in very high demand in Iraq right now, but there's plenty of work there for the asking...most of which is going to provide a FATFAT income. Pretty darn sure I could clear well into 6-figures, were I so inclined.


But I just need to think about how a guy I know's father decided that money was too good to pass up, and took a job driving truck in Iraq, for some pretty booyah coin. Then, next thing we knew, his dad was starring in his own video on the internet...and the end result was more-than-a-little ...shall we say "messy." He kind of "lost his head" over the whole deal.

$150 an hour sounds pretty good...being beheaded doesn't.

I'll pass, thank you.

This is the "WHITEIST" post EVER!! How much blacktacular phrases can you fit into a post to self gloss yourself?? I'd say 10, but you fucking nailed it whitey.

Were you feeling some kind of rhythem while typing this post. Did you have on Fitty Cent and you were bobbin' your head while typing this.

This is fucking pathetic. You sound so fucking hip about Iraq, I want to throw you on American Idol and shoot a cock gun at your face. "ITS GUYS NIGHT OUT!!" Do you shout that on a regular basis you fucking depigmented jackass!

I can see your ass karaoking it on stage and given shout outs to big butts via Sir Mixalot. Youre fucking lame.

[Gunslinger]

Rumsfeld's failure was his corporate bean counter mentality that insisted on doing more with less. What we need is a larger armed force. We need to build up back to Desert Storm era force levels and he should have been out front leading the charge on that issue. Glad handing Congressmen whatever it took.

You missed the memo on rummy, he was shrinking our armed forces like Clinton. Youre to much of a fucking inbred hilljack to smack 2 neurons together to fucking understand that.

Turn your fucking Talking Points off and cut your own throat. The last vision you have before dying will be your only moment of clarity. Do it you blaming Saddam for OKC and Katrina fucking whacko!!

[poptart]

If you're not going to fight to win, then you need to leave immediately.

Yes, of course.

Along those lines, we should have left a long time ago.

[Cuda]

You missed the memo on rummy, he was shrinking our armed forces like Clinton.

That's what I said, dumbfuck.

Maybe you should have had it translated into Tard for him.