Grand Opening

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:36 am

Does eating an artichoke whole constitute ruffage?

Chyna Doll · Post by **Chyna Doll** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:39 am

Y2K wrote: I've never seen a queef molded into sentence structure.
Until I read one of my own pathetic posts.

FTFY

You're welcome. :wink:

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:39 am

Naw you need LEAFY veggies. They are like a broom in your colon.

Chyna Doll · Post by **Chyna Doll** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:40 am

Y2K wrote:Does eating an artichoke whole constitute ruffage?

Nah, but reading your posts equates to swallowing ten ducolax.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:45 am

That's it. Taco Bell is sure to provide you with a case of ass piss.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:47 am

Taco bell is open late, do they sell that ducolax stuff, the real question is if
"it's good to go!"

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:52 am

JCT wrote:You know what's good? Prunes. They have a bad rap as being nasty etc. I mean WTF, they're plums, what kind of a child molesting hippie commie faggot doesn't like a plum? I'm telling you get a bag of sun sweet prunes. They are a GREAT snack. 5 of them little thing have more fiber than and apple and twice the the potassium of a banana.

I just look up the food composition table in my nutrition book and I will say JCT Johnson is right!

Reveren'!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:57 am

e wrote:what did the book say about ass piss?

"Watch the Stl. Louis Cards play, they'll make your ass pucker tighter than John Rocker's on the D train."

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:59 am

Well, I have to look THAT up in my Anatomy book. I will say this, the reason yer ass burns with that dealio is because the digestive enzymes including hydrocloric acid is rushing right out with the mess. The large intestinal colon doesn't have time to reabsorb the water and the acids and enzymes to have time to work on the Holmes.

You know why yer shit has color? Remember, this is a shutyomouth tribute thread...

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:03 am

Luther wrote:Oh this is so rich. Thank you Gong Tuff. Don't let this just be your 5th total post and all...and the first in two months. C'mon sweetie, is this you meester Snitch? Bwhahahahahaha

~tip~

Make sure you bleach the white flag, 'k?

Rip City

You're barking up the wrong tree. I think drummer said what he had to say (over and over) and left. Don't assume a nic with a low post count is a troll. I don't post much. Simple as that. 'Sweetie?'
bleach the flag'? Come on. You're being cantankerous. It has lowered your game considerably and that's the only reason I was motivated to post at all. You, him and this dreary back and forth was sinking an otherwise epic thread. It's interesting you would bluster this way considering how critical you are of the content of most other people's contributions. I chalk it up to saturday night - you're simply addled and will recover. It's just a little surprising you would get into such a splutter over somebody defending BS. Calm down. Sleep it off.

That is all.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:07 am

Close... caramel.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:08 am

tuff gong

is that nick a Chinese thing or like a tribute to that bad piece behind Keith Emerson's onstage sled?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:09 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Close... caramel.

Try the guacamole Doritos

Ever been slimed?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:09 am

Speaking of shit. I was thinking about LK's wedding here in the beatuiful mecca of 3.99 buffets and Flying Elvi. Do you think when they entered the Chapel of Momentary Bliss someone hit the play button on the old school gheto blaster and she walked down the ailse for the 5th or 6th time in a tank top and cut offs to

" I got some change in my pocket going jingle-lingle-ling"

?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:13 am

I'm thinking LK bartered the wedding fees for a lube and oil change on Reverend Elvis P's Caddy.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:15 am

Y2K wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:Close... caramel.
Try the guacamole Doritos

Ever been slimed?

They must add destroyed red blood cells to get that color then. Impressive bag of chips then.

JCT, I'm guessing LK didn't show up at your place of business just yet. RTS must be PM'ing the coordinates to her as we speak so they can lay a neutron fart bomb in the building.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:16 am

Y2K wrote:I'm thinking LK bartended and stripped for the wedding fees for a lube and oil change on Reverend Elvis P's Caddy.

FTFY

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:21 am

Are we talking clumps or just the clownish color.

BTW, this thread will be locked as soon as a responsible m0d or admin see's it when they wakey wakey from their Bush-involved drunken stupor tomorrow morning.

How else can this thread be killed?

Also, BS ceases to exist once this thread goes away. You DO remember your business partner Marcellus Wallace don't you?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:31 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Y2K wrote:I'm thinking LK bartended and stripped for the wedding fees for a lube and oil change on Reverend Elvis P's Caddy.
FTFY

rack the FTFY

Very nice :)

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:38 am

He's not on drugs, you ASS!

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:41 am

Well, e... have no fear. I'm sure in a day or two a deck screw expert will inform everyone about the digestive system, the endocrine system, and the inner workings to create that beautiful collage you so boast.

I'm more interested in the flying Elvi that JCT Johnson was suggesting might be plotting against the LK wedding deal. Any word on that?

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:45 am

Don't eat Deck Screws.
but if you do the Hex Screws pass better that slotted or phillips. With a few Prunes you'll survive.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:48 am

I don't know why they still make slotted screws if we are going with cordless drills to put the Yankee Workshop out of business with illegal Mexican labor.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:53 am

New Yankee Workshop sucks worse than the Cling-ons after you flush a big turd.

Chyna Doll out front shoulda told ya.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:56 am

Chyna likes Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez now? It must be the BODE $$$ then.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:05 am

It's all about the "Bode" brother.

One of my Boyz told me so............

PM
l8

Trollfessor · Post by **Trollfessor** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:50 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm more interested in the flying Elvi that JCT Johnson was suggesting might be plotting against the LK wedding deal. Any word on that?

:o

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:BTW, Jack....

I read everything at T1B.

AP has lost his mind.

Edit: That is, when I'm not posting gay porn and personal info.