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WTF, I'M NO LONGER A MOD?????
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:18 pm
by Uncle Fester
I can live with that.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:59 pm
by socal
Question to the Powers That Be? Why is UF no longer a mod?
Question to UF: What can you not live with?
I'll hang up now and listen to my answers on-the-air.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:01 pm
by Bones
All the soccer fans-- the Swedes, the Poles...
There are a MILLION of them.
What am I supposed to do?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:03 pm
by Uncle Fester
Easy there, Bones.
A minute ago you said modding this forum was child's play.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:18 pm
by Bones
A minute ago it WAS child's play.
Penalty kicks
Yellow cards...
Renaldo
Renanhaldo
Reningdoaldo...
It's like trying to thread a NEEDLE with a SLEDGEHAMMER.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:24 pm
by Uncle Fester
In a desperate hope that he can draw on Nish's brain for assistance,
I instructed Dr. McCoy to give priority to connecting Nishie's vocal chords.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:25 pm
by Old Pete
Where are you going with this?
I'm tired.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:27 pm
by Uncle Fester
Bancini, goddammit, will you hold still...
I'm trying to take this forum, jump up, and put it in the basket,
Just PUT IT IN THE BASKET
PUT IT IN THE BASKET!
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:45 pm
by Captain Pike
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:53 pm
by Uncle Fester
Okay, that's a fair criticism, this place is a bit of a madhouse.
But cut me some slack, there's only so much a feller can take.
Nish calling me things like "a wanker munging minging cunt"
Socal with his devastaing "grade B-" smack
Guinea-Bissau playing Uruguay in the semi-semi finals
I cracked under the pressure, okay?
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:53 pm
by Mike the Lab Rat
Uncle Fester wrote:Bancini, goddammit, will you hold still...
I'm trying to take this forum, jump up, and put it in the basket,
Just PUT IT IN THE BASKET
PUT IT IN THE BASKET!
A vulcan would not cry out so.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:10 pm
by Uncle Fester
Who says I'm a Vulcan?
I'm Randall P. McFester, I'm Chester A. Arthur, I'm Alvy Singer, RIGHT HERE, ALVY SINGA on the JOHNNY CARSON, RIGHT? These pretzels are making me thirsty!
My movie and TV references are melding into one giant ball of confusing goo.
I've watched more soccer in the last month -- a good 20 minutes or so -- than I have in the last 30 years. Keep in mind this was against my will and under extreme protest after being forced into soccer modship by the powers that be.
It's taken a heavy toll. Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you.
Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 6:37 pm
by Uncle Fester
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Okay, I'm feeling better now, more like my old self.
So who wants to talk some SOCCER!
How about that French guy, Zamfir or whatever his name is?
Pretty good, eh?
