Things Monen's husband might say for $1,000, Alex

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:08 pm

"I like it when my wife shows her pussy to Butt spray."

"Badfish is palming his grapesak and kneading it to my wife nipples."

"That Russ guy gets a bad rap. Instead of charging him twice, I'll let him look at my wife's asshole for free."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:10 pm

I'm going to assume there's some sort of story here.

I don't know what it is, but I'm assuming it has to do with some sort of clamshots on another board.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:11 pm

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:11 pm

There were tit shots for sure, and nice ones to boot.

Never saw a clambake over there. though I haven't been there in quite a while.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:13 pm

Raydah James wrote:

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:30 pm

Don't get me wrong, mvscarnita. I'm not complaining. It's just funny to imagine what her husband is thinking.

http://www.theoneboard.com/stuff/doomsday { !! }

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:33 pm

Could he be thinking ....

"And I get to hit that ? Mo and mo bode"

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:39 pm

Yeah, he's thinking,

"I love it when this guy's counting my wife's quim hairs."

What...did Cinder's hubby hit new paydirt?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:44 pm

I'm not diggin on your angle here mang. Hot babe posts pics and you want to attack her husband ?

Maybe it gets her hot and bothered and when she jumps on him and surrounds his peepee with that hot, spicy and wet love taco .....

He doesn't think much about it at all. Would you ?

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:47 pm

Tom In VA wrote:I'm not diggin on your angle here mang. Hot babe posts pics and you want to attack her husband ?

Maybe it gets her hot and bothered and when she jumps on him and surrounds his peepee with that hot, spicy and wet love taco .....

He doesn't think much about it at all. Would you ?

Gotta go with Tom here........

I LOL'd at the fact that those pictures she just posted over at .net would cause some type of smackwave to flow. Didnt expect a fucking link like the one PSU threw down.......

Fuck, im still

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:52 pm

I'm sure Monen's hubby is a nice guy. A nice, caring, sharing guy. I'm not attacking him...shit, I'll even RACK him.

Don't quite understand him, though.

Cripple Fight · Post by **Cripple Fight** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:54 pm

Yeah, I'm sure a whore like that is married. I'm thinking shacked up with some 7-11 worker.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:57 pm

OK, I'm almost in tears of laughter at this point.

So, let's see...we have what's seemingly a reasonably attractive woman. Now, most women who are good-looking like that only need to walk out in public to recieve the attention from men that all women crave, whether they admit it or not. But ALL women, on some level, want to think they're at the higher-end of the "desirable by men" scale. This is human nature, and fits in quite nicely with the whole concept of survival of the fittest, and natural selection, and all that jazz.

But here, we have a woman who should be getting sideways glances, sneaked peeks, wonton stares, and more than her fair share of propositions and compliments. I know if she was in the same public place as I was, she'd very likely recieve a very flattering comment on her appearance...because that is how I roll(which keeps my weewee happy).

But instead of the "normal" routes of self-affirmation(which in the case of most women of her caliber, involves walking out the front door, and letting the chips fall), this one instead chooses to show her wares to a group of anonymous perverts on the internet, the denizens of which...

are the douchebags at Tardtrain?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Can you say "serious psychological issues?"

Thought you could.

I mean, how many "special uncles" were lining up on that 12 year old, that this is an upgrade to her "support structure?"

To say that this ho has "a screw loose" would be an insult to screws, be they phillips or square drive.

Don't get me wrong -- I'm always down with chicks I don't know degrading themselves at a very basic level for my amusement, but at the same time, I also find it quite sad, and feel pity for the fucked up shit their parents/guardians must have done the fuck their brains up that badly.

Every now and then when I begin wondering about my mental state, I read these boards, and someone more fucked up than I could ever think about being comes along to prove that there really is many grades lower of "fucked up in the head" than most people ever encounter in their daily lives.

So, to this woman I say: I wish you nothing but the best with your therapy.

Oh, and nice boobies-btw.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Don't quite understand him, though.

HRUUUUUUNGH?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:02 pm

mvscal wrote:It is possible that her and her husband (if she's married) aren't as uptight as you are.

Not a bad hypothesis...

But dead wrong.

Dude -- I got busy with a psychologist in a porta-potty while doing drugs...how "uptight" could I be?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:17 pm

You can look at it in context of y'alls failed marriages, or just accept the situation as it is. Don't go projecting your closet-homo perception on it.

1) Girl ain't married.
2) Girl is good looking.
3) No weak smack needed over her choice of where she's posting pics. Smacks of obsessing.
4) someone had to hold the camera

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:18 pm

Dinsdale wrote: Dude -- I got busy with a psychologist in a porta-potty while doing drugs...how "uptight" could I be?

.. and you think some broad who put up picks of her mud flaps has daddy issues?

StankHo · Post by **StankHo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:21 pm

My only thinking is that if you're gonna act like a ho, then you she should get paid like one. There is plenty of space on the web for another porn site, why give it away for free?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:31 pm

StankHo wrote:My only thinking is that if you're gonna act like a ho, then you she should get paid like one. There is plenty of space on the web for another porn site, why give it away for free?

Dealing 101 ?. Let 'em get a sample, get 'em hooked, and then drop the hammer down.

StankHo · Post by **StankHo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:36 pm

Tom, are you saying "Sluttly like a fox"? Interesting concept.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:46 pm

jiminphilly wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: Dude -- I got busy with a psychologist in a porta-potty while doing drugs...how "uptight" could I be?
.. and you think some broad who put up picks of her mud flaps has daddy issues?

Neither here nor there...

I never said she didn't.

I'm more than willing to put aside my pity and disdain when it comes to tagging some strange...and trust me, it was strange.

Don't for one second think I wouldn't hit it...I would. And I'm man enough to admit I've nailed much worse.

I'd stick it to her with a fury rarely seen by the women of this earth. I could even imagine how that might go down...

I'd work my magic, as per usualm. As she laid there in the most glorious afterglow she'd ever experienced, she would inevitably make that same annoying mistake that all women make -- she'd want to talk...fuck, I hate that. Can't you see that I'm too busy thinking about what a fucking whore I just nailed to talk? Inconsiderate bitch.

But anyway, when the dreaded "conversation" part of the evening came to fruition, she might even make the mistake of saying something like "Hey, check out this website. It's a messageboard. I like to post pics of my tits and snapper for these guys.

You do WHAT?

Uhm....thanks for the nut, and have a nice life.

Then, I'd be thinking to myself...damn, she was pretty deece looking. If she wasn't such a fucked up nutcase, I'd probably try and go back for seconds on that one."

She'd make a fine one-and-done, though.

And it's a pretty safe bet that any chick who's that lacking in self-of-steam is more-than willing to Mike Backer me...so there's that.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:53 pm

StankHo wrote:Tom, are you saying "Sluttly like a fox"? Interesting concept.

Really, not that I have actually viewed any, but there are quite a few "amatuers" who've seemed to have done well for themselves in internet pron. Who knows, maybe "YummyMama", "Wifey", "Heather" etc... etc... all got started by doing a market sample on message boards.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:58 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Who knows, maybe "YummyMama", "Wifey", "Heather" etc... etc... all got started by doing a market sample on message boards.

Very interesting angle here.

If this is in fact the case, then I'll just have to go ahead and RACK the whore.

If she's truly doing "market research," then she couldn't have found a better sampling of bottom-dwelling, lowest-common-denominator, couldn't-get-laid-in-whorehouse dregs on which to sample the economic viability of pandering to losers for profit.

StankHo · Post by **StankHo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:03 pm

So, basically Monen could be using the boards as a test market. I'm not sure I buy it though. Until I see that pay site, I'm with Dins, she must have some issues. I wonder how many baby daddys she has.

Justa Heel · Post by **Justa Heel** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:32 pm

Butterface.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:33 pm

We all have issues StankHo.

Monen, is going to become the next big thing. I'm trying to get investment information and I'll be sure to pass it on to you. Big I tell ya, we're talking buying AOL stock in the early 90's big.

Mark my words*.

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I am not liable for any investment decisions by our readers. Past performance is not an indicator of future results.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:34 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:You can look at it in context of y'alls failed marriages, or just accept the situation as it is. Don't go projecting your closet-homo perception on it.

1) Girl ain't married.
2) Girl is good looking.
3) No weak smack needed over her choice of where she's posting pics. Smacks of obsessing.
4) someone had to hold the camera

5) wipe cock on camerabag

StankHo · Post by **StankHo** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:49 pm

Ok Tom, you've convinced me. I starting to think the little cumdumpster might be the right pony to fix my wagons to. Someday monenpig.com might end up here.

Then you would become my hero Tom.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:02 pm

http://whois.domaintools.com/monenpig.com

it's available!

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:07 pm

Anyone seen my keys?

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:11 pm

"Don't post pics at T1B. Those fucks creep me out"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:26 pm

StankHo wrote: Then you would become my hero Tom.

No, just a humble and trusted servant my friend.

Think about it .....

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:37 pm

she posted her tits, big fuckin deal

noone here is related or married to the chick, so enjoy the shots, hatin is kinda faggy, in a M2 sorta way.

this thread has a "i hate those .net guys, why should they see tits and ass" feel to it.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:39 pm

Adelpiero wrote:hatin is kinda faggy

That's what I said.

in a M2 sorta way.

Oh shit. I didn't insult motherfuckers like that.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:48 pm

Adelpiero wrote:she posted her tits, big fuckin deal

noone here is related or married to the chick, so enjoy the shots, hatin is kinda faggy, in a M2 sorta way.

this thread has a "i hate those .net guys, why should they see tits and ass" feel to it.

Bingo

Monen · Post by **Monen** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:56 pm

Not married.

You're welcome to read as much into my mental state as you like, as far as the rest goes.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:59 pm

You look happy and healthy.

The Doktor · Post by **The Doktor** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:01 pm

Looks to me like Dinsdale and PSUFan seem to like members of their same sex.

PSU, do you carry that picture of shutyomouth around with you in your wallet? Just curious.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:12 pm

B u t t s p r a y still has his name filtered out over here? Talk about 'sessin!

This thread is like PSU wanting to take his ball and go home except he has no ball to take. All the balls...errrrr....tits are over at .net.

Might I recommend this site to you...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:13 pm

Monen wrote: You're welcome to read as much into my mental state as you like

Well then, thanks for that.

But I'm done reading into your mental state -- I was actually hoping to discuss this with you, rather than comment from afar.

And to that end, it appears I've been successful, at least in a limited capacity.

While I can't put the time in to this exchange that it requires and deserves at this moment, I implore you to stop by again, so we can discuss your goodies and your proclivity for displaying them in greater detail.

I cetainly hope you grace me with your presence again soon, anyway.

In your defense, ponying up the naughty bits does kinda show that you have more balls than most of the men here, which kinda makes me look forward to reviewing this matter further with you...

Reagrdless whether I think you're a fucked up whore or not.

So, here's to our meeting again another day, Miss Monen. We'll hash this out and come to some sort of understanding, I'm sure.

Until then, you probably shouldn't believe one word that any of these fools tell you about me. For some odd reason, I seem to have developed quite the following amongst the haters...can't for the life of me imagine why.

Until we meet again....