"37! My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!"...

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:02 am

"In a row?"

- Clerks.

Recently, a guy I work with confessed to me and a few others that he accidentally ran into his ex-girlfriend of 2 weeks at a keg party. He made the fateful mistake of trying to talk to her after a few too many beers, telling her how he misses her and a bunch of other dramatic bullshit.

Seeing a clean opportunity to fuck with her ex's head, she played like she was still interested in him, even making out with him a few times. However, as the night wore on, she inexplicably flirted with as many men as possible, trying to draw the ire of her beleaguered ex. Before the night ended, she allegedly managed to suck off 5 random "brothas'" dicks, in a row. Seeing as how her ex-boyfriend was a closet Klansmen with issues of penile inadequacy, you can image his dismay at all of this.*

* the following sentence was completely embellished bullshit. The rest, however, is true.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:39 am

"I don't appreciate your clever ruse, ma'am..."

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:03 am

[stream]http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/37.wav[/stream]

adam-$300 · Post by **adam-$300** » Tue May 02, 2006 11:42 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JeAgPiCi94o

clerks 2 coming this august

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:14 pm

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"