How many assholes do we have on this board?

Tiberious · Post by **Tiberious** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:08 pm

Please feel free to state your case. Even though I hardly post here which is unbelievable in itself, I consider myself an asshole in here.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:27 pm

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:32 pm

Jerkovich wrote:in

He said assholes, not cunts.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:39 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:in

He said assholes, not cunts.

Oh looky, the ankle biting twat arrives on queue.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:05 pm

In..... been trying to perfect his asshole thing for a long time...

my wife and daughter tell me I am getting there...

Fuck you other tards.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:11 pm

List of Assholes

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:11 pm

...all of us?

:?

:D

:twisted:

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:13 pm

tards... assholes... losers... What more do you need?

Pot smoking, square drill bit driving, tin foil hat wearing, Playboy wife having, faggot 314 living, cross country moving, fucked up shit lying, Bace is bunnies and lies knowing, EM is in the tank, and Biggie is really a verb instead of a noun... or is that Rooty? I forget which also sounds like faggot.

"Fuck off" to each and every one of you assholes!

Neely8 · Post by **Neely8** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:33 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:tards... assholes... losers... What more do you need?

Pot smoking, square drill bit driving, tin foil hat wearing, Playboy wife having, faggot 314 living, cross country moving, fucked up shit lying, Bace is bunnies and lies knowing, EM is in the tank, and Biggie is really a verb instead of a noun... or is that Rooty? I forget which also sounds like faggot.

"Fuck off" to each and every one of you assholes!

Et Tu AP?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:35 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Jerkovich wrote:in

He said assholes, not cunts.
Oh looky, the ankle biting twat arrives on queue.

Oh looky, the pusillanimous smack piñata claiming ankle damage again.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:37 pm

in.

been working at the craft for 43 years now. figure I'll have it nailed by the time I'm fity. Maybe sooner if my teenage daughter gets knocked up before then.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:56 pm

smackaholic wrote:in.

been working at the craft for 43 years now. figure I'll have it nailed by the time I'm fity. Maybe sooner if my teenage daughter gets knocked up before then.

That would make you an incestuous pedophile, not an asshole.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:02 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:in.

been working at the craft for 43 years now. figure I'll have it nailed by the time I'm fity. Maybe sooner if my teenage daughter gets knocked up before then.
That would make you an incestuous pedophile, not an asshole.

my daughter is a good 4 years into puberty, so, according to the board experts, that would get me off the pedophile part of that claim.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:43 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:List of Assholes

WOW!!

You must be an Asshole to say that GOD is an Asshole!!

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:54 pm

How many of these items can you say yes to:

I walk and talk funny behind mentally retarded people I see in public.

I always take the free change and put it in my pocket that is left by the cash register in convenience stores.

I give completely bogus information when strangers stop me and ask me for directions to a particular place, street, or address.

I give out pencils at Halloween.

I will not tip the wait staff in restaurants.

If I see a person near a big puddle in the street after a rainstorm I intentionally drive through it really fast.

I kick cats.

I break into blind peoples houses at night and rearrange their furniture.

I rarely curse unless I am where there are small children then I say FUCK, ASSHOLE, and CUNT a lot in a loud voice.

I regularly take full shopping carts through the 10 item or less lane. Then I leave the cart next to large glorified station wagons in the parking lot.

I do not use turn signals when I drive.

I fart in movie theaters.

When I park in public lots I try to straddle a line so I take up two spots.

When I need to buy irrigation line fittings I mix up all the various tee’s, angles and such all in the same bag at Home Depot so the check out person has to take a long time to sort them all out.

I check all the balances in my accounts and transfer funds just for the hell of it at the only ATM in the food court at lunchtime.

I toss the dog shit in my backyard over the fence into the neighbors yard.

I regularly hose down my driveway instead of just sweeping it with a broom.

I mow my lawn at 7:30 on Sunday mornings. Then deposit the clippings on the street in front of my house.

I leave my trash cans out on the street for a minimum of 3 days after trash pickup day.

GrizBearStare · Post by **GrizBearStare** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:13 pm

Derron wrote:been trying to perfect his asshole thing for a long time

Grass Clippings · Post by **Grass Clippings** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:52 pm

atomicdad wrote:I mow my lawn at 7:30 on Sunday mornings. Then deposit the clippings on the street in front of my house.

In.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:16 pm

^^^^^^^^

Way to go... give some fuckin troll another idea for another new and very bad nic...

Grass Clippings · Post by **Grass Clippings** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:27 pm

Derron wrote:^^^^^^^^

Way to go... give some fuckin troll another idea for another new and very bad nic...

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:29 pm

GrizBearStare wrote:
Derron wrote:been trying to perfect his asshole thing for a long time

Good catch. Dude seems to have put in a lot of work... on the subject.

PL · Post by PL » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:36 pm

ive always considered myself fucked up for getting involved with any of these message boards. while they amuse me and all, my obsessive disorder has allowed me to linger for more years than I care to admit. having said that, and without contributing anything of value, i would consider myself added to this list.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:20 pm

Good catch. Dude seems to have put in a lot of work... on the subject.

The resident closet faggots can turn anything, even a typo into a homosexual reference. Do you spend hours reading each and every post , trolling for a chance to drop some fag smack ??

Notice how they prop each other on the "catch". Bad mother fuckers they are..

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:22 pm

Derron wrote: my wife and daughter tell me I am getting there...

No one else find this funny?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:17 pm

I kick cats.

Dude, that's a good thing.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:27 pm

atomicdad wrote:How many of these items can you say yes to:

I walk and talk funny behind mentally retarded people I see in public.

Naahh, the wife works with mentally retarded kids, she'd never forgive me if I did.

I always take the free change and put it in my pocket that is left by the cash register in convenience stores.

Been tempted, but passed.

I give completely bogus information when strangers stop me and ask me for directions to a particular place, street, or address.

More likely to pretend I didn't hear.

I give out pencils at Halloween.

Usually end up doing that.

I will not tip the wait staff in restaurants.

That would be my wife, not me.

If I see a person near a big puddle in the street after a rainstorm I intentionally drive through it really fast.

If I'm driving, that means I'm hell-bent on getting somewhere. So I guess the answer to this question is yes, although not for the purpose of soaking the pedestrian in question.

I kick cats.

Does it count if my own cat gets too close to me while I'm walking?

I break into blind peoples houses at night and rearrange their furniture.

Can't say I've ever done that.

I rarely curse unless I am where there are small children then I say FUCK, ASSHOLE, and CUNT a lot in a loud voice.

Only if I bang my head on the basement ceiling, which I've been known to do on a couple of occasions.

I regularly take full shopping carts through the 10 item or less lane. Then I leave the cart next to large glorified station wagons in the parking lot.

Change regularly to occasionally, and guilty as charged.

I do not use turn signals when I drive.

No, I use them.

I fart in movie theaters.

Well, when you gotta go . . .

When I park in public lots I try to straddle a line so I take up two spots.

Nope.

When I need to buy irrigation line fittings I mix up all the various tee’s, angles and such all in the same bag at Home Depot so the check out person has to take a long time to sort them all out.

What is this? I dread Home Depot.

I check all the balances in my accounts and transfer funds just for the hell of it at the only ATM in the food court at lunchtime.

Nope.

I toss the dog shit in my backyard over the fence into the neighbors yard.

My next-door-neighbor is 85 years old (I think). If I ever did that, she'd have a heart attack, and so I would kill her -- literally.

I'm not that heartless. Not yet, anyway.

I regularly hose down my driveway instead of just sweeping it with a broom.

Usually, I just let the crap build up, and let the wind and rain take care of it.

I mow my lawn at 7:30 on Sunday mornings. Then deposit the clippings on the street in front of my house.

I think you would have me confused with someone in Rack Fu's neighborhood.

I leave my trash cans out on the street for a minimum of 3 days after trash pickup day.

You have to take the trash out of the cans for trash pickup in my neighborhood. Having said that, I routinely leave the recycling bins out until my wife reminds me to bring them in.

Guess I'm only a fair-to-middling asshole. :wink:

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:09 pm

I'm more of a hemorrhoid myself.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:06 am

Mister Bushice wrote:
I kick cats.
Dude, that's a good thing.

^^^^^ definitely an asshole.....

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:17 am

If it weren't for asshole like y'all, PRICKS, like me would be out of a job.